Why do you love steam convos?

[norfolk]

6:17 PM - Corvatile: imagine if someone was widowed at a young age
6:17 PM - Corvatile: and they lived a long life
6:18 PM - Corvatile: and when they died they met up with the ghost of their deceased spouse
6:18 PM - Corvatile: but their ghosts had like a 40 year age gap
6:18 PM - Corvatile: how awkward would their ghost sex be
6:18 PM - Corvatile: someone write this down. it's gonna be a major blockbuster

 

[Prestige]

7:17 PM - pgrts: every contest is a mini contest unless my dick is entering

and then i realized that this meant i had a small penis (Which is true)

 

[Idolon]

part 3

9:37 AM - Tekku: I'm gonna grow out my bear until I get a job

 

[EksCelle]

 

[radarhead]

dryerlint: holy jesus
Ynders: holy fuck
Hi5TBone #tf2jam: holy hell

Ah, the Holy Trinity

 

[LeSwordfish]

UEAKCrash: my advice is the only advice that matters
UEAKCrash: plus I'm hella humble

 

[Zed]

5:30 PM - Tumbolisu: heavy has arms thicker than his legs are long and you care about the slackyness of something that is black and long

 

[Tumby]

My favorite moment from todays "Question Time With @Void "
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23:52 - UEAKCrash: void can I make a frontline map

 

[nickybakes]

 

[PyroDevil]

Tuaam: I'm leaving until chat is on rails again
Tuaam: bye
(later)
Nick: what?
Cherry: imp
Cartfridge: what does nick do with a stick
Nick: pick, lick, flick
void~: im gonna add a few more arrow signs then toto a5 is done!
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Tuaam: Hey
Cartfridge: a kick flip back flip lick trick
MrHatLF is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Cherry: nick licks his stick
Tuaam: nvm
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[Moonrat]

Corva wanted us to post his ramblings on here to help his meandering self esteem issues.

Corvatile: if you had to date a meme
Corvatile: which meme would you date
Moonrat: what?
Corvatile: you know
Corvatile: memes
Corvatile: if you had to take a meme out on a date
Corvatile: which meme would you choose
Moonrat: I don't know
Corvatile: wha
Corvatile: what do you mean you don't know???
Moonrat: I'm not much of a memer
Corvatile: i thought i knew you
Corvatile: clearly i was wrong
Moonrat: I mean you jsut added me

 

[14bit]

3:50 PM - Corvatile is now Online.
4:06 PM - 14bit | Team Heavy: Thank you for the snail, it is a good snail
4:06 PM - Corvatile: His real name is Lesley
4:06 PM - Corvatile: but he's insecure about it
4:06 PM - Corvatile: he doesn't want people to know he has such a silly name
4:07 PM - Corvatile: so he goes by 'The Self-Esteem Snail' instead
4:08 PM - 14bit | Team Heavy: Is he named after Lslie Nielsen?
4:08 PM - Corvatile: Yes
4:08 PM - 14bit | Team Heavy: Cool
4:08 PM - Corvatile: he has a lot in common with Leslie Nielsen
4:08 PM - Corvatile: they're both regarded as comedy legends and they're both technically dead
4:09 PM - 14bit | Team Heavy:

 

[Muddy]

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09:57 - Muddy: I'M TRYING TO KICK IT BUT I CAN'T
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[Davekillerish]

09:57 - V2Bot was banned by Muddy.

Poor vbot, he just wanted to have fun

 

[Davekillerish]

Torpidz: if the chats are weird excuse the wifi
Torpidz: if the chats are weird excuse the wifi
Torpidz: wowow
[TM PYRO] Davekillerish: yeah
Torpidz: alive n good
[TM PYRO] Davekillerish: your double posting
Torpidz: yup
Torpidz: i swear this is like a dial up connection
Torpidz: i swear this is like a dial up connection

 

[Idolon]

12:08 PM - (ツ) #TeamHoovy: seba seba
12:08 PM - (ツ) #TeamHoovy: TUNAK TUBNKA TUN
12:08 PM - LeSwordfish: okay chill
12:08 PM - (ツ) #TeamHoovy: no
12:08 PM - (ツ) #TeamHoovy: mom
12:08 PM - idoIon: please chill
12:08 PM - (ツ) #TeamHoovy: has anyone ever been banned from the TF2MAPPERS chat?

 

[14bit]

3:10 PM - blame abp: i wish i were't such a boring person
3:10 PM - chin: bellybutton
3:10 PM - idoIon: then stop using a drill!!
3:10 PM - psy: XD
3:10 PM - ProfHappycat: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/bbtcat
3:10 PM - blame abp: it's all i know
3:10 PM - chin: hoho
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3:10 PM - ibex: chortle
3:10 PM - Vert is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
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3:11 PM - aui: what to do
3:11 PM - Tumbolisu: ido is comdey legend
3:11 PM - aui: make a map or think about making a map
3:11 PM - ProfHappycat: go swim in a pool of wet grass
3:11 PM - idoIon: i join the ranks of snail lesley and human lesley
3:11 PM - aui: but I need to make the grass wet first
3:11 PM - Tumbolisu: not until you are technicaly dead, ido
3:11 PM - chin: comedy dead end

 

[dryerlint]

norfolk terrier: also, psy. make me a dogbot submitter
norfolk terrier: i feel left out
Mimas Torres: no selfies in the bot

 

[norfolk]

norfolk terrier: also, psy. make me a dogbot submitter
norfolk terrier: i feel left out
Mimas Torres: no selfies in the bot

Oh no, my plan was ruined!

 

[Yrr]

23:55 - (ツ) #TeamHoovy: I thiought that horizons were an African-only thing?