Why do you love steam convos?

ExtraCheesyPie

L420: High Member
Jan 29, 2015
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new contest confirmed?
 

Moonrat

nothing left
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Jul 30, 2014
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idoIon: i cant wait for it to be a season where i dont feel like im covered in slime because i went outside 3 hours ago
ExtraCheesyPie: i wanted to see if it worked
vanSulli: I can't wait to spend all day shoving slime up my ass
Layl: it had some hickups at first but I think it's stable now
Layl: I really need to add in that feature to prevent a crash in a route from bringing down the entire server

Moonrat: Van
Moonrat: What the FUCK
vanSulli: what
vanSulli: oh
vanSulli: I'm not doing it yet
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
4000th REPLY WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

Now that that's out of the way:

Vel0city: Sourceruns marathon dude
Overlord: Watching it too.
Overlord: gotta go faaaast
Vel0city: OH GOD
Vel0city: SVEN COOP WITH TELETUBBIES
Vel0city: NO WAIT
Vel0city: BUNNYHOPPING TELETUBBIES
Overlord: that's a sentence you'd never ever say
Vel0city: Bunnyhopping teletubbies with a shotgun
Vel0city: how's that for a change
Overlord: the ultimate kid's tv show
 

Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
163
115
"TF2M Chat goes from normal to fubar in less than 30 seconds" (c) Me:

Darren 72hr (Space) Jam: my 72hr cock is kinda
Darren 72hr (Space) Jam: dead
aui: 72hr cock
Nuke | Hype4Jam: xD

AAA: Crash has a child?
AAA: what the heck
BBB: im pretty sure he does not
UEAKCrash entered chat.
CCC: I guess we can call him Crash Jr.
UEAKCrash: what in the actual fuck no
CCC: JYNXED
DDD: ahahaha
CCC: XDD
EEE: congrats on the baby
FFF: will that always be a no, crash :~)
CCC: I'm crying from laughs
GGG: are you making a baby for the 72hr contest
UEAKCrash: get off my lawn
UEAKCrash left chat.
 

Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
163
115
More of TF2M chat:
<long and uncut>

17:12 - ])oo]v[: still jelly of tmbs fame idolon
17:12 - ])oo]v[: u mad ppl talk about him and not u
17:12 - idoIon: obviously
17:13 - ])oo]v[: h8ter
17:13 - idoIon: arena_dyre is so much better and more popular than arena_byre
17:13 - idoIon: i cant believe he would piggyback off my amazing map name
17:13 - ])oo]v[: he took your map and took it over
17:13 - ])oo]v[: it aint yours no mo
17:14 - HolySnickerPuffs: Map Idea: Byre, but 4cp and circular. Arena_Tyre.
17:14 - idoIon: well have i got news for you
17:14 - ])oo]v[: valve is already planning to send him byre money instad of you
17:14 - Nuke: HSP
17:14 - Nuke: its good
17:14 - Nuke: for the joke map
17:14 - HolySnickerPuffs: Thanks
17:14 - Nuke: or april fools
17:14 - Nuke: :^)
17:14 - ])oo]v[: and a halloween map
17:14 - ])oo]v[: arena_fyre
17:14 - Nuke: OOOH
17:14 - ])oo]v[: set in hell
17:15 - Snek Tuaam is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
17:15 - idoIon: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37624951/tf2m/72h/Byre/arena_tyre_b10000.jpg
17:15 - Nuke: personal pun-proval
17:15 - Nuke: for this
17:15 - Yrrzy: lol
17:15 - HolySnickerPuffs: Byre, but everything in on a thin, straight line. Arena_Wyre.
17:15 - +Hyperion+: btw how you pronounce byre
17:15 - idoIon:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3hcbYkdlaM

17:15 - Yrrzy: arena_myers
17:15 - ])oo]v[: and a heavy metal halloween version ärenä_fyre
17:15 - idoIon: buyer
17:15 - Nuke: ba-ya
17:15 - HolySnickerPuffs: Beautiful, Idolon.
17:15 - Nuke: by-ya-ar
17:15 - Nuke: :^)
17:16 - HolySnickerPuffs: Bye-ur
17:16 - idoIon: i still think about VNN's video about invasion and how he pronounced it "brie"
17:16 - Nuke: Brie
17:16 - Nuke: wut
17:16 - Yrrzy: arena_cry
17:16 - idoIon: like the cheese
17:16 - Nuke: i'm unsubbing from VNN
17:16 - Yrrzy: did vnn pronounce suijin right at all
17:16 - idoIon: no idea
17:16 - Nuke: suyjin
17:16 - Yrrzy: suijin and byre are the two big mispronounciation ones
17:16 - idoIon: ive always called it squeegee
17:16 - HolySnickerPuffs: Byre, but Medieval mode with some guy shouting the news. Arena_Cryer
17:16 - Nuke: or smth like this
17:17 - Nuke: medieval arena
17:17 - Nuke: sounds gud
17:17 - Nuke: :^)
17:17 - Yrrzy: sugoijin
17:17 - HolySnickerPuffs: Byre, but Medieval and in a castle. Arena_Sire.
17:17 - Yrrzy is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
17:17 - idoIon: suguu~jin
17:17 - HolySnickerPuffs: I can go all night
17:17 - Nuke: Byre, but competetive - Spyre
17:17 - idoIon: arena_choir
17:17 - Nuke: get it
17:17 - Nuke: ?
17:18 - Jethro:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIneiOpuS2M
nuka world
17:18 - BΛKSCRΛTCH is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
17:18 - Hi5TBone entered chat.
17:18 - HolySnickerPuffs: Byre, but more masculine. Arena_Guyre.
17:18 - Nuke: XD
17:18 - idoIon: arena_toby_mcguire
17:18 - BΛKSCRΛTCH is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
17:18 - HolySnickerPuffs: Wonderful
17:18 - Yrrzy: arena_pyre
17:18 - ])oo]v[: toby_arena
17:18 - Yrrzy: its all on fire
17:19 - HolySnickerPuffs: Arena_you_didnt_even_tryre
17:19 - ])oo]v[: *on fyre
17:19 - ekscelle.dll entered chat.
17:19 - Nuke: arena_myre
17:19 - Nuke: in the mist
17:19 - idoIon: arena_noir
17:19 - Nuke: :^)
17:19 - HolySnickerPuffs: I've made a meme
17:19 - Nuke: tubad
17:19 - Nuke: :^)
17:19 - idoIon: i was making these jokes a year ago
17:19 - HolySnickerPuffs: oh
17:19 - Nuke: arena_punyre
17:20 - Nuke: now with 100% more puns
17:20 - HolySnickerPuffs: Well, I bet these jokes will be more edible if I throw them in the arena_fryer
17:20 - Jethro: that's
17:20 - Jethro: that's not even a pun
17:20 - Nuke: OOOOH
17:20 - Nuke: oooh
17:20 - Nuke: Puffs, i almost choked
17:20 - idoIon: arena_*sigh*er
17:20 - +Hyperion+: A/D CTF: 14 likes
17:20 - +Hyperion+: multistage koth: 0
17:21 - HolySnickerPuffs: If these jokes make you sick, you can throw me on a arena_spire
17:21 - Zan (rx8): what's a good size for a capture zone on a control point? (too bored to load a valve map and check
17:21 - Yrrzy: arena_spire is the comp version
17:21 - Nuke: wait
17:21 - Nuke: no
17:21 - Nuke: _spyre
17:21 - Nuke: is comp
17:21 - Nuke: i made it already
17:21 - Nuke: steelers
17:21 - idoIon: comp doesnt play arena
17:21 - Nuke: :B1:
17:21 - Nuke: Now it does
17:21 - Yrrzy: they would if it had spires
17:21 - idoIon: neither does pittsburgh
17:21 - +Hyperion+: pretty odd that it doesnt
17:21 - +Hyperion+: since they want fast pace
17:22 - HolySnickerPuffs: If you want me to stop, arena_whyre you not saying anything?
17:22 - idoIon: the main complaint about arena is that it isnt fast paced, really
17:22 - Nuke: pufs
17:22 - Nuke: dammit
17:22 - Yrrzy: comp doesnt play arena cause you lose as soon as the med dies
17:22 - HolySnickerPuffs: what
17:22 - Nuke: stop
17:22 - Nuke: its too good
17:22 - HolySnickerPuffs: ok
 

Hi5TBone

L1: Registered
May 28, 2015
41
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Muddy: nah cherry you should come to my bedroom instead
Tuaam: last night
Muddy: and come in my bedroom
Tuaam: Mud
Tuaam: what the
phi @ iibo: lewd
Cherry: way ahead of u muddy
Tekku: woah there
KubeKing: ban mud gross
Cherry: oh wait that's not ur bedroom anymore
Tekku: Promote mud for cuteness
Tuaam: Please leave anything sexual in a PM
Nick (1): kinky
 

SC PL

local shitposter
aa
Jun 25, 2015
378
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I has a lot of problems with internet connection last weekend but in Monday it has all been fixed and I had finally internet. And then I started steam and I got this message

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Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
163
115

Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
163
115

Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
163
115
TF2M chat literally can't stop surprising me:

12:55 - Moonrat: Because the feedback just says to add a cp to make it long
12:55 - JudgeJamesC: :steamfacepalm:
12:56 - DrLambda: make it long!
12:57 - Nucle: ;^)
12:57 - Nucle: <insert obligatory lenny here>
12:57 - Nucle: :B1:
12:57 - RodionJenga: always go for girth over length
12:58 - DrLambda: rodion:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igJY6uFZK9M

12:59 - RodionJenga: lmao
12:59 - Nucle: Rodion, it's better to have fun rather than have to tear somebody apart :^)
12:59 - RodionJenga: topical
12:59 - RodionJenga: psh, you don't always tear if you doo it right
12:59 - RodionJenga: the blood at the end is just perfect tho
12:59 - Nucle: with it fat enough you cant do it right
13:00 - Nucle: :^)
13:00 - RodionJenga: well if you get up to like an arm then yeah, it'll be tough
13:00 - RodionJenga: but keep in mind, people put arms places too
13:00 - Nucle: Also, dont forget about that there's 2
13:00 - RodionJenga: anything is possible, that's the lesson you should take away from this
13:01 - Nucle: :^)
13:02 - DrLambda: well, this got pretty inspiring for a fisting lession
13:02 - RodionJenga: freudian slip there
13:03 - CattusEx: what?
13:03 - Nucle: just
13:03 - Nucle: :B1:
13:03 - DrLambda: slippery enough for a freudian slip
13:04 - RodionJenga: misspelled freudian slip but still