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Fraz

Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.
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Dec 28, 2008
944
Post here, with any wins, fails, lolz, anything, as to why you love steam chatting across the interwebz.
 
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Feb 18, 2009
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I can't remember exactly but rick was talking rubbish about func_detail, hint and optimization so jonah (I think) and someone else started saying stuff like "func_hint cuts optimization rates" for like 5 mins so I came out with "func_shotgun cut zombie rates" I wish I had copied it down now... :/:facepalm:
 

Caliostro

L6: Sharp Member
Jul 6, 2009
261
I can't remember exactly but rick was talking rubbish about func_detail, hint and optimization so jonah (I think) and someone else started saying stuff like "func_hint cuts optimization rates" for like 5 mins so I came out with "func_shotgun cut zombie rates" I wish I had copied it down now... :/:facepalm:

To elaborate, SEVEN was asking us about optimization, and rick, attempting to help, tripped over his words again and said something like: "func_detail cuts framerates!", and several other customary fortune cookie-like one-liners we all love from rick. After which me and Jonah proceeded to parody that fact with complete nonsense like "FUNC_PORTALS AREAHINTS DETAIL_RATES!" and such, which culminated with:

"The M-a-n: func_shotguns cut zombie rates"
 

Ravidge

Grand Vizier
aa
May 14, 2008
1,544
I posted this somewhere else around here but yeah, I still think it's great :)
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"hey boojum, can you...."
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Owlruler

L12: Fabulous Member
Dec 10, 2008
964
yay! raid my folder!
1, 2, 3, 4
 

The Gentlemanne

L4: Comfortable Member
Jun 18, 2009
171
Anyone up for EU server...
5:54 PM - Now with 1TB - ScJA Owlruler PDJ: EU server anyone?
5:54 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: ok
5:54 PM - Westerhound [ESG]: um
5:54 PM - The (living-dead) M-a-n: after lunch owl
5:55 PM - E.inc| Rick [Not Helping][BLU O]: lunch time
5:55 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: lunch is for the weak
5:55 PM - Now with 1TB - ScJA Owlruler PDJ: yeah, I'll have ma luch now
5:55 PM - Westerhound [ESG]: if i do: "Change the OnSetupFinished target from the system-specific name to the generic setupgate*" shouldnt i rename the setupgates setupgate12345 too?
5:55 PM - The (living-dead) M-a-n: no its... um... man-lunch... >.>
5:55 PM - Westerhound [ESG]: instead of keep the mscp_setupgate?
5:56 PM - The (living-dead) M-a-n: brb, grabbin' mah man-lunch
The (living-dead) M-a-n left chat.
5:57 PM - E.inc| Rick [Not Helping][BLU O]: wut?
Chaopsychochick left chat.
Chaopsychochick entered chat.
5:58 PM - Chaopsychochick: Good morning
5:58 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: 'lo
5:59 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: I said lunch is for the weak so he called it a man-lunch
TheBladeRoden disconnected.
6:02 PM - Chaopsychochick: That just sounds weaker to me... IMO, if you add man to anything in an attempt to make it sound stronger it just sounds like a pathetic cry to justify it in the first place :/
6:02 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: exactly
6:02 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: does that mean he was eating men?
6:02 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: Cause, that sounds gay
6:02 PM - Chaopsychochick: LOL
6:02 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: not its not gay its cannibalism
6:03 PM - Chaopsychochick: Yeah
6:03 PM - Chaopsychochick: Was about to say that :p
6:03 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: So? Can be gay cannibalism
6:03 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: eating men is gay lol
6:03 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: It's gay if the balls touch.
6:03 PM - zpqrei [Blackwood Valley]: I don't like where this is gonig.
6:03 PM - zpqrei [Blackwood Valley]: *going
6:03 PM - Chaopsychochick: Its a trap
6:03 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: then again, it seems like a problem of detail... Is he eating men...Or eating men out?
6:03 PM - zpqrei [Blackwood Valley] retreats to lurk from a distance.
6:03 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: hey ZP
6:03 PM - Now with 1TB - ScJA Owlruler PDJ joins zpq at distance
6:03 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: *ZPQ
6:04 PM - Chaopsychochick: Well considering lunch tends to be for eating things
6:04 PM - Chaopsychochick: Likely the cannibalism
6:04 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: Cause simple cannibalism is badass, ask Hannibal (from a distance).
6:04 PM - Chaopsychochick: Though if you have a gay fixation, you are more than welcome to believe it is the other way
6:04 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: Blowing guys, not so awesome, unless you're a girl.
6:04 PM - Chaopsychochick: No... Blowing guys, not so awesome, unless you're into it
6:04 PM - Chaopsychochick: Plenty of girls who don't like it and plenty of guys who do
Ritz* entered chat.
6:05 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: no I think hes eating a lot of meat for lynch
6:05 PM - =RCD= Psy cries
6:05 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: *lunch=
6:05 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: Then again, as Louis CK puts it, there's only a few of us who never blew anyone...I mean, 51% of the world's population are women, then there's gay men, then there's straight men who for varied reasons have been forced to blow someone...
6:05 PM - =RCD= Psy: all these awesome props are just a few units to big to fit in my room
6:05 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: So really, those of us who never blew anyone are, in fact, a rarity
6:05 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: I didn't know this was gonna be disgusting
6:06 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: but Hannibal rocks
6:06 PM - [ESC]Caliostro: quite
[Φ] Randdalf Jarate Master left chat.
6:09 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: back to the reason why came to the lunch-cannibalism-gay-blowing discussion
6:09 PM - Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: anyone up for EU server..
 

grazr

Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Mar 4, 2008
5,442
«VлJosephOhSnap: quick question. how long does the interlopers.net compile checker usually take to search for errors for you guys
grazr: 1 second
Kavukamari: lol
heh
 

Jimmy

L420: High Member
Jul 6, 2009
421
I loved that chat midget :p That WAS one big bed :p jks
 

Cameron:D

L6: Sharp Member
Sep 28, 2008
363
The worst aspect (scammers) often has some lols....
adMin entered chat.
adMin : visite this link to get new games of steam ready cool <snip>
adMin : im admin of steam
adMin left chat.
TK795: im admin of the world
 

NovaSilisko

L42: Life, the Universe and Everything
aa
Feb 3, 2009
502
NovaSilisko|TF2Maps.net just got attacked by a flying spider
nNn| Littleedge: I hate those things.
Dr. ROCKZO | TF2Maps hates those things
Zombienova: lol
Dr. ROCKZO | TF2Maps got inja'd
nNn| Littleedge: Ninja'd Dr.
nNn| Littleedge: Aw. I was ninja'd!

:O
 

Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
aa
May 21, 2009
2,041
[ Boojum Snark: so awesome it defies rating
NovaSilisko|TF2Maps.net: BEARD WINGS
A Boojum Snark: looks like youtube borked their ratings mouseover
A Boojum Snark: YES NOVA
[AVE] Penguin: SAY WHAT
A Boojum Snark: YOU SHOULD HAVE WATCHED IT WITH IT EARLIER
A Boojum Snark: YOU TOO PENGUIN
[AVE] Penguin: I WAS MAPPING
NovaSilisko|TF2Maps.net: i was watching heavy adventures
A Boojum Snark: NOT ALLOWED


Possibly the best ever.
 
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Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
aa
May 21, 2009
2,041
A Very Important Message...

Code:
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: are you drunk booj
[AVE] Penguin: I was gonna say
A Boojum Snark: protip:
[AVE] Penguin: do not drink and map
A Boojum Snark: the snark doesn't drink and has never been drunk
[AVE] Penguin: it is not a victimless crime
Ravidge: you should try it
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: ok... that makes it 10x wierder booj
A Boojum Snark: Probably would be a bad idea.
[AVE] Penguin: Booj, you need to stop doing acid then
Ravidge: :)
A Boojum Snark: Cause you see how I can act normally.
A Boojum Snark: with intoxicants?
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: you'd be...
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: uhh
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: i dunno
Nineaxis | TF2Maps.net: like void
NovaSilisko gives booj another can
[AVE] Penguin: haha
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: NO
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono takes the can
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono disposes in MOUNT DOOM
[AVE] Penguin amps the cannage up to 11 cans
NovaSilisko chops chrono's arm off and takes the can back
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: ...
[AVE] Penguin does so too
Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: FFFFFUUUUUU
A Boojum Snark: GATHER ROUND LITTLE CHILDREN
A Boojum Snark: LET ME TELL YOU AN EPIC TALE
[AVE] Penguin: GIVE EM THE OL COP CHOP
nNn| Littleedge: FUCK YEAH
NovaSilisko gives booj all 400 cans in his fridge
[AVE] Penguin: YES
A Boojum Snark: A TALE ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN CAN
[AVE] Penguin watches on with wide eyes
A Boojum Snark: THE ONE CAN TO RULE THEM ALL
Void [Now Available in Vista]: great
Ravidge: who can?
[AVE] Penguin: booj can
NovaSilisko: toucan
Void [Now Available in Vista]: my only assisstant here is DRUNK
Snacks: Hey look everyone, a Snark is talking!
A Boojum Snark: IT WAS BREWED IN THE DOLDRUMS OF DISPAIR
A Boojum Snark: JUST SOUTH OF CUBA
A Boojum Snark: ON A LITTLE ISLAND MADE OF DEAD PENGUINS
[AVE] Penguin: D:
[AVE] Penguin: D:<
NovaSilisko gives penguin one can
A Boojum Snark: MADE OF THE RAREST INGREDIENTS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THE EARTH
Ravidge: earth doesnt have corners! or wait
A Boojum Snark: FROM THE FAR EAST HIGH UP IN THE MOUNTAINS
DJive|TF2Maps.net: ah! finally came out with a side room version i like
Zombienova[The Jar of Jarate]: But i thought the world was flat
A Boojum Snark: CAME THE PRECIOUS AND DIFFICULT TO AQUIRE YETI SWEAT
DJive|TF2Maps.net: although now i need to optimize it before i do more =(
A Boojum Snark: sorry.
DJive|TF2Maps.net: it looks like a cluster F of brushes lol
A Boojum Snark: The idea train crashed.
DJive|TF2Maps.net: well, in portalfile
[AVE] Penguin: cool while it lasted

-fin-
 

Void

Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say
aa
Sep 14, 2008
1,855
zpqrei: http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/629789/L4DM/l4d2_1.jpg
zpqrei: Merry christmas.
Void: more like happy birthday
Void: your still 24 days early
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.] notes on his calender.
Void: Sept 30th
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: G'night.
Void: night, hun
Void: c;
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: >.>
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: <.<
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: >.>
Void: go to sleep
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.] IS still wearing clothes.
Void: dont look out window
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: Right-i
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: *Right-o
Void: dont lock front door either
Void: sweet dreams
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: Also, change your name you look like a tramp.
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: Okay, thanks ;3
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.] sets his Void traps.
Void: most awkward convo ever
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: i no rite
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: Save it fur lulz
Void: k
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.] fades into the distance.
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: OF TIME
zpqrei [Poor, Irish, Idler.]: UNLESS IT'S A FARM.
Void: go to sleep
Void: schoolboy

That's why.
 

NovaSilisko

L42: Life, the Universe and Everything
aa
Feb 3, 2009
502
Frog of Stone wishes he had facial hair
A Boojum Snark has teh stache
Frog of Stone sets fire to Boojum's stache
A Boojum Snark: Now I'm even more manly
A Boojum Snark: FOR I HAVE A FLAMING MOUSTACHE

Trimmed a bit.
 

JosephOhSnap

L1: Registered
Jan 6, 2009
36
«VлJosephOhSnap: quick question. how long does the interlopers.net compile checker usually take to search for errors for you guys
grazr: 1 second
Kavukamari: lol

:lol:
I was sitting there for like 10 minutes staring at the interlopers website "checking errors" before i got desperate enough to ask. Turns out it doesn't work in opera.
:D