Why do you love steam convos?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fraz, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. Fraz

    aa Fraz Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.

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    Post here, with any wins, fails, lolz, anything, as to why you love steam chatting across the interwebz.
     
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  2. zpqrei

    aa zpqrei Theme Changer Extraordinaire

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  3. Mick-a-nator

    aa Mick-a-nator

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    I can't remember exactly but rick was talking rubbish about func_detail, hint and optimization so jonah (I think) and someone else started saying stuff like "func_hint cuts optimization rates" for like 5 mins so I came out with "func_shotgun cut zombie rates" I wish I had copied it down now... :/:facepalm:
     
  4. Caliostro

    Caliostro L6: Sharp Member

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    To elaborate, SEVEN was asking us about optimization, and rick, attempting to help, tripped over his words again and said something like: "func_detail cuts framerates!", and several other customary fortune cookie-like one-liners we all love from rick. After which me and Jonah proceeded to parody that fact with complete nonsense like "FUNC_PORTALS AREAHINTS DETAIL_RATES!" and such, which culminated with:

    "The M-a-n: func_shotguns cut zombie rates"
     
  5. Ravidge

    aa Ravidge Grand Vizier

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    I posted this somewhere else around here but yeah, I still think it's great :)
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    "hey boojum, can you...."
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  6. Fraz

    aa Fraz Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.

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    :) MOAR, I need moar lulz.
     
  7. Owlruler

    Owlruler L12: Fabulous Member

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    yay! raid my folder!
    1, 2, 3, 4
     
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  8. The Gentlemanne

    The Gentlemanne L4: Comfortable Member

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    Anyone up for EU server...
     
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  9. Fraz

    aa Fraz Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.

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    haha, that was awsome BB
     
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  10. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    heh
     
  11. Mick-a-nator

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  12. Jimmy

    Jimmy L7: Fancy Member

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    I loved that chat midget :p That WAS one big bed :p jks
     
  13. Fraz

    aa Fraz Blu Hatte, Greyscale Backdrop.

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    Haha, Mick. That was EPIC!
     
  14. Cameron:D

    Cameron:D L6: Sharp Member

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    The worst aspect (scammers) often has some lols....
     
  15. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

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    :O
     
  16. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    Possibly the best ever.
     
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  17. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    A Very Important Message...

    Code:
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: are you drunk booj
    [AVE] Penguin: I was gonna say
    A Boojum Snark: protip:
    [AVE] Penguin: do not drink and map
    A Boojum Snark: the snark doesn't drink and has never been drunk
    [AVE] Penguin: it is not a victimless crime
    Ravidge: you should try it
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: ok... that makes it 10x wierder booj
    A Boojum Snark: Probably would be a bad idea.
    [AVE] Penguin: Booj, you need to stop doing acid then
    Ravidge: :)
    A Boojum Snark: Cause you see how I can act normally.
    A Boojum Snark: with intoxicants?
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: you'd be...
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: uhh
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: i dunno
    Nineaxis | TF2Maps.net: like void
    NovaSilisko gives booj another can
    [AVE] Penguin: haha
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: NO
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono takes the can
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono disposes in MOUNT DOOM
    [AVE] Penguin amps the cannage up to 11 cans
    NovaSilisko chops chrono's arm off and takes the can back
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: ...
    [AVE] Penguin does so too
    Chrono | Swamp_Chrono: FFFFFUUUUUU
    A Boojum Snark: GATHER ROUND LITTLE CHILDREN
    A Boojum Snark: LET ME TELL YOU AN EPIC TALE
    [AVE] Penguin: GIVE EM THE OL COP CHOP
    nNn| Littleedge: FUCK YEAH
    NovaSilisko gives booj all 400 cans in his fridge
    [AVE] Penguin: YES
    A Boojum Snark: A TALE ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN CAN
    [AVE] Penguin watches on with wide eyes
    A Boojum Snark: THE ONE CAN TO RULE THEM ALL
    Void [Now Available in Vista]: great
    Ravidge: who can?
    [AVE] Penguin: booj can
    NovaSilisko: toucan
    Void [Now Available in Vista]: my only assisstant here is DRUNK
    Snacks: Hey look everyone, a Snark is talking!
    A Boojum Snark: IT WAS BREWED IN THE DOLDRUMS OF DISPAIR
    A Boojum Snark: JUST SOUTH OF CUBA
    A Boojum Snark: ON A LITTLE ISLAND MADE OF DEAD PENGUINS
    [AVE] Penguin: D:
    [AVE] Penguin: D:<
    NovaSilisko gives penguin one can
    A Boojum Snark: MADE OF THE RAREST INGREDIENTS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THE EARTH
    Ravidge: earth doesnt have corners! or wait
    A Boojum Snark: FROM THE FAR EAST HIGH UP IN THE MOUNTAINS
    DJive|TF2Maps.net: ah! finally came out with a side room version i like
    Zombienova[The Jar of Jarate]: But i thought the world was flat
    A Boojum Snark: CAME THE PRECIOUS AND DIFFICULT TO AQUIRE YETI SWEAT
    DJive|TF2Maps.net: although now i need to optimize it before i do more =(
    A Boojum Snark: sorry.
    DJive|TF2Maps.net: it looks like a cluster F of brushes lol
    A Boojum Snark: The idea train crashed.
    DJive|TF2Maps.net: well, in portalfile
    [AVE] Penguin: cool while it lasted
    
    -fin-
     
  18. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    That's why.
     
  19. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

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    Trimmed a bit.
     
  20. JosephOhSnap

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    :lol:
    I was sitting there for like 10 minutes staring at the interlopers website "checking errors" before i got desperate enough to ask. Turns out it doesn't work in opera.
    :D