Why do you love steam convos?

[Harribo]

 

[Hoplitejoe]

02:11 - I dinne ken: forever team heavy: which trigger hurts people again
02:12 - I dinne ken: forever team heavy: oh
02:12 - I dinne ken: forever team heavy: right

 

[LeSwordfish]

Rikka: i tell all customers who ask me for condoms they have to ask at the front desk
Rikka: i'm pretty sure we don't sell condoms

 

[chin]

01:09 - ::Egan::: i need a sakura clicker game with beach babes but ive already bought all 300 of the clones in existance, help me layl

 

[killohurtz]

 

[Idolon]

[4:47 PM] Tekku: we should jackbox
[4:47 PM] Tekku:
[4:47 PM] vamphire deer: j a c k b o x!
[4:47 PM] stained idolon: that sounds gross
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: "jackbox" sounds like
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: two peeps
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: one hand on the goods, one hand for punching
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: like that one section from mgs where he's nude all the time
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: except you're jackin it
[4:48 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: lol that's not where I thought it was going
[4:49 PM] stained idolon: where did you think it was going
[4:50 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: well I was thinking more of a physical cardboard box or something
[4:50 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: and then you just get a buddy and do what comes natural
[4:50 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: I don't know you made me think it

 

[Psy]

[1:09 AM] Corvatile: Imagine waking up one morning with trump beside you
[1:09 AM] Corvatile: Him gazing deep into your eyes
[1:09 AM] Corvatile: Tracing your chest with his fingertips
[1:09 AM] Corvatile: With one hand holding his head up
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: And he says
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: 'No wall can keep us apart'
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: And you feel your legs go weak
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: Trump unclips his bra
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: And leans in close
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: Then crumbles apart like dust on the wind
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: Screaming as he dissipates across the room
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: And then you realise
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: It was the sunlight
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: The sunlight killed the beast
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: And you clutch Trump's abandoned bra to your heart
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: And shed a tear
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: For you will never see him again
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: ~The End~

 

[Another Bad Pun]

a vision of the future

 

[Crowbar]

How much time did you spend making the timestamps' brackets italic? Is it even worth it?

 

[Hotel Detective]

How much time did you spend making the timestamps' brackets italic? Is it even worth it?

 

[dryerlint]

What program is this? It looks pretty cool

 

[Hotel Detective]

What program is this? It looks pretty cool

It's notepad++: https://notepad-plus-plus.org/download/v7.1.html
You can free select if you hold alt while dragging in it.

Spoiler

 

[Crowbar]

That is still effort. Doesn't help reading that much.

 

[Hotel Detective]

That is still effort. Doesn't help reading that much.

Putting effort into the littlest things people don't notice should be the TF2Maps motto.

 

[Pocket]

This is all assuming it was on purpose in the first place; it looks more like the side effect of poor handling of formatted, pasted text.

 

[Idolon]

[4:28 PM] abp: can someone help me think of positive things
[4:28 PM] Seba: brazilians are about to go 1-0 on their home arena
[4:29 PM] abp: 1 - 0 = 0
[4:29 PM] abp: not positive

 

[Another Bad Pun]

[4:28 PM] abp: can someone help me think of positive things
[4:28 PM] Seba: brazilians are about to go 1-0 on their home arena
[4:29 PM] abp: 1 - 0 = 0
[4:29 PM] abp: not positive

1984

 

[Yrr]

22:09 - Jethro: where are you going to find a map-sized dick
22:09 - LeScaredfish: hello

 

[nickybakes]

 

[MaccyF]