Why do you love steam convos?

[BigfootBeto]

 

[DrSquishy]

 

[Kube]

Spoiler: oops

 

[LeSwordfish]

[3:18 PM] freestyle cuddling: Semen has protein in it and it's also "cream" which is associated with coffee
[3:19 PM] freestyle cuddling: Just uh. Jack off into your coffee is what I'm suggesting I guess
[3:20 PM] freestyle cuddling: I call it: Bukkoffee
[3:20 PM] Ida: not jackoffee?
[3:20 PM] freestyle cuddling: Oh that's good too
[3:20 PM] Ida: I mean I appreciate the pun
[3:21 PM] Ida: but maybe you'd rather have some bukkake (it's a pun on cake but it doesn't show up in text) with your jackoffee
[3:21 PM] Jess : 'jackoffee' sounds like some kind of mythical creature
[3:22 PM] freestyle cuddling: Starbucks secret menu
[3:25 PM] Jess : "boy, i could go for a starbucks right now" "yeah, well, i don't think we got time for a handjob right now"
[3:26 PM] Ida: wait I
[3:26 PM] Ida: have we had t his conversation before

 

[Idolon]

[1:14 PM] lockheed squartin: someone has clearly not been paying attention to their laundry as they carry it upstairs because there's a trail of socks through the school, one every few feet
[1:14 PM] lockheed squartin: like if hansel and gretel were foot fetishists

 

[nᵗʰSonata]

I just noticed this

 

[LeSwordfish]

 

[Erk]

furry abuse

 

[Crash]

I just noticed this

Our one Silver Star role doesn't come online enough otherwise my joke would be completed:

 

[BigfootBeto]

Our one Silver Star role doesn't come online enough otherwise my joke would be completed:

Ah yes. The classic Halloween dubstep song. "♫ Spookier ♫ Spooky ♫ Scary ♫ Skeleton ♫ "

Sends shudders through my backbone.

 

[Izotope]

Ah yes. The classic Halloween dubstep song. "♫ Spookier ♫ Spooky ♫ Scary ♫ Skeleton ♫ "

Sends shudders through my backbone.

Seal your map tonight.

 

[B!scuit]

 

[BigfootBeto]

 

[Another Bad Pun]

 

[Izotope]

 

[14bit]

 

[Tuaam]

 

[DrSquishy]

 

[14bit]

 

[Tuaam]