Why do you love steam convos?

[Ælement]

It's usually best to just assume everything I say is wrong, because it probably is anyway.

Better wrong than rambling

 

[Muddy]

<iiboharz buys me the

emoticon>

11:18 - Ms. Mudpie: thanks iibo

11:18 - Iiboharz/theredder:

11:18 - Ms. Mudpie: now i can join the kool kids klub
11:18 - Freyja: use b1 again and I kick you
11:18 - Turbo Lover: Nah, the real way to know if you're a kool kid is if you have

11:19 - Turbo Lover: Come at me, Freyja

11:19 - Ms. Mudpie: i can't hear you freyja

11:19 - Berry: wow finally someone that hates b1
11:19 - Turbo Lover was kicked by Freyja.
11:19 - You have been kicked from the chat by Freyja.

Worth it.

 

[iiboharz]

<Discussing each other's age>
Berry: crash is probs oldest here
Berry: he's like.. 40 something?
Howling Techie: isn;'t he like 26
Ido: yeah crash is in late 20s
Ido: lol
Ms. Mudpie: i was gonna say
Ms. Mudpie: he does not sound 40
Berry: what
BOMBRλKER (Midas) is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Berry: then who kept saying he was 40ish
Ido: he's married though
Ms. Mudpie: or look 40
Tekku: oops
Tekku: Wilson is older than crash
Berry: all this time I thought crash was actually 40
Ido: lol
Iiboharz/theredder: crash is 27 i think
BOMBRλKER (Midas): He doesn't sound 40
Ms. Mudpie: wait
Ms. Mudpie: crash is a musician
Ms. Mudpie: and he's 27
Ms. Mudpie: aw shit
BOMBRλKER (Midas): oh god
Iiboharz/theredder: he works in a grocery store
BOMBRλKER (Midas): may the odds be ever in his favor


<Later that day, private convo with crash>
Iiboharz/theredder: off topic but humourous: earlier today we were discussing ages and someone thought you were over the age of 40
[UEAK]Crash: mother fucker
Iiboharz/theredder: apparently you sound of age
[UEAK]Crash: lol fuck that person
[UEAK]Crash: was my age clarified at least?
Iiboharz/theredder: yeah i clarified you were like 27 or something
[UEAK]Crash: yup


<Immediately after>
[UEAK]Crash entered chat.
[UEAK]Crash: Berry you thought I was 40 you son-of-a-bitch?
[UEAK]Crash:
Iiboharz/theredder: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING I SWEAR TO GOD
bathscratch_/: you old man
LeSwordfish, Wordshitter: wait crash isnt like 40
bathscratch_/: shit hide the cake
LeSwordfish, Wordshitter: its already hidden
LeSwordfish, Wordshitter: under all those fucking candles
bathscratch_/: in ma belly
[UEAK]Crash: something something lie
Tekku: grandpa
[UEAK]Crash: you guys are just jealous I'm hella married and own my own house at 27
[UEAK]Crash: no college debt either
[UEAK]Crash: suck iiit
Ms. Mudpie: not just regular married
bathscratch_/: dat mapping money

Ms. Mudpie: HELLA married
[UEAK]Crash: HELLA married
Tekku: Crash married yyler confirmed
Tumbolisu: i dont even have any money to care about

 

[Kube]

2:17 PM - KubeKing4556: Some work on my adopted map, pl_dewfall
2:17 PM - KubeKing4556: http://postimg.org/image/p5j3oy2mr/
2:17 PM - Iiboharz/theredder: isnt that the same screenshot you posted earlier?
2:18 PM - KubeKing4556: Yeah, some people got on, and I reposted like a boss
2:18 PM - Iiboharz/theredder: o
2:18 PM - Tumbolisu: you can remove the manifest window
2:18 PM - Hoplitejoe is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
2:18 PM - Tumbolisu: manifests dont even work properly
2:18 PM - Tumbolisu: and they are pretty damn useless
2:18 PM - KubeKing4556: Let me see...
2:18 PM - KubeKing4556: disconnected
2:18 PM - Iiboharz/theredder: >2014 >having internet explorer pinned to the taskbar
2:18 PM - Ido: https://38.media.tumblr.com/44595a4814d65e5865f5c738c47b8a1b/tumblr_ndm4sq1lM61s71o7mo1_1280.jpg
2:19 PM - KubeKing4556: I just started using chrome. Shut it!
2:19 PM - [UEAK]Crash: >2014
2:19 PM - Ms. Mudpie: >2015 >still saying it's 2014
2:19 PM - Iiboharz/theredder: SHIT
2:19 PM - Iiboharz/theredder: I DID IT AGAIN
2:19 PM - KubeKing4556: Posting to convos..
2:19 PM - Iiboharz/theredder: I'M LIVING IN THE PAST AND YOU ALL KNOW IT

 

[Psy]

20:33 - [UEAK]Crash: Christina Hendricks was born the same day as me
20:33 - [UEAK]Crash: niiiiice
20:34 - Ido: nice!
20:34 - Ido: do you have big boobs

 

[Corvatile]

23:19 - Turbo Lover: The horse falling at the end of Shadow of the Colossus is pretty sad
23:19 - Howling Techie: I dunno turbo that sounds like comedy gold to me.
23:20 - Fr0z3nR: Turbo, I yelled at the game when that happened.
23:20 - Brickinator: i bet he was just horsing around
23:20 - Brickinator: i hoof no idea how that couldn't be funny
23:20 - Brickinator: there is neigh way it could be sad
23:20 - Howling Techie: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3940807/horse-ball-o.gif if it was something like this
23:20 - Brickinator: horse deaths aren't exactly a night-mare
23:21 - Brickinator: it couldn't have been THAT sad-dle
23:21 - Ido: quit your equining
23:21 - Brickinator: you're just jealous cos i'm so colt-ured
23:21 - Ido: take that back, you didnt mane it
23:21 - Brickinator: they used to call me bronconator
23:21 - prestige: baconator
23:21 - Turbo Lover: Brick, Ido, I will meet you both on Argyle Street under the Glasgow Central Station Bridge
23:21 - [UEAK]Crash: I will kick you
23:21 - Turbo Lover: We are going to fight
23:22 - Ido: jousting?
23:22 - prestige: turbo is a brony
23:22 - Turbo Lover: Fisticuffs
23:22 - Noizeblaze: I heard someone likes firm unyeilding dick up the bum.
23:22 - Noizeblaze: (It's Turbo)
23:22 - Turbo Lover: Yes, that's prestige
23:22 - Ido: more than one person
23:22 - Noizeblaze: Kick his ass
23:22 - Brickinator: i would shout some insults but my throat is hoarse
23:22 - You have been kicked from the chat by [UEAK]Crash.

i thought you guys liked horse puns

or at least

that was what i herd

 

[Seba]

Those were some good puns imo

 

[Another Bad Pun]

meh

 

[Muddy]

00:04 - Littleedge: How do I be adorable/romantic/creative/the best for Valentine's? We already have reservations at a restaurant.
00:04 - prestige: fuck her in the ass

 

[Bakscratch]

00:16 - Fantasmos: I hugged a girl every day for like 2 weeks

PIMP

 

[Tekku]

1:48 AM - Ido: "if you were a house, honey, i'd want to make you my home" i want my entire family inside of you

 

[Fantaboi]

00:16 - Fantasmos: I hugged a girl every day for like 2 weeks PIMP

We're dating now as well

 

[LeSwordfish]

i thought you guys liked horse puns

or at least

that was what i herd

Fuck off horses aren't herd animals. (Which means they're silent.)

 

[Seba]

00:04 - Seba: dunk
00:04 - umb: dang
00:04 - Ido: OH THE CLANK

 

[Berry]

00:04 - Seba: dunk
00:04 - umb: dang
00:04 - Ido: OH THE CLANK

Sounds like lyrics to some funky urban song to me

 

[chemelia]

Tekku: F
Ynders: A
bakscratch_/: B
Dr. Spud entered chat.
Ido: U
Ynders: L
bakscratch_/: O
Ido: U
Tekku: S
Ynders: S
PyroDevil: Y?

close enough

 

[Crash]

11:42 PM - puxorb entered chat.
11:42 PM - puxorb: who am I
11:43 PM - [UEAK]Crash: puxorb
11:43 PM - puxorb: no
11:43 PM - puxorb left chat.

 

[Fantaboi]

[UEAK]Crash: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=9249&p=318234#post318234

 

[Crash]

Meta

 

[Pocket]

Would have been even better if it had been one number higher. Mind screw...