Why do you love steam convos?

[iiboharz]

Auwi: bored as shit right now
Stiffy360: make a map
Blade x64: take a nap
Tekku: have a fap
Auwi: I was thinking about all 3 actually

 

[Idolon]

after almost 10 minutes of poop chat:

10:39 PM - puxorb: man isnt poop just great? especially when you are eating things. I just LOVE talking about poop. Im a normal human being

 

[Crash]

Wait, don't forget:

11:34 PM - puxorb: I AM DRINKING A MILKSHAKE WE CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT POOP NOW

 

[Sweepertank]

Yes

 

[puxorb]

*Changes name to Crash*

[UEAK]Crash: hi
[UEAK]Crashman: aahhh
[UEAK]Crash: I mak map wif trains and lazers

*Crash does a thing as well*

puxorb: I'm dumb and drinking a milkshake
puxorb: hurr durr poop
[UEAK]Crash: lul paxrob ur so funy
puxorb: :B3:
puxorb: er
puxorb: :B1:
puxorb: HURR FACES

[UEAK]Crash: *dumbass puns*
[UEAK]Crash: *link to stupid website*

i am idolon: hello it is me idolon

puxorb: Oh crash I want to have your gay babies
Fantasmos: Muslek stop
puxorb: your maps are the best

[UEAK]Crash: Oh pux I just love your butt

[UEAK]Crash: I speak through my nose
puxorb: lol wat

puxorb: MY NAME IS PUXORB, THAT IS CLOSE TO FUCKSORB WHICH IS A WEIRD MENTAL PICTURE
[UEAK]Crash: lol puxorb funny jok u sed wat istned of what hahah +1

puxorb: FROZEN DONT LEAVE I NEED YOUR BUTT
puxorb: NOOO
[UEAK]Crash: where am i
[UEAK]Crash: take a guess
[UEAK]Crash: Im probably in my basement eating salads and making trainsaw maps



That was the extent of the conversation.
I Laughed so hard that I gave myself a cramp in my leg and had to go get some ice. I nearly collapsed in the kitchen too.

 

[NoodleCollie]

*DEAD* Jethro - <3 weeks to MH4U: SUIDDENMYL AHEVY

 

[Prestige]

4:58 PM - umb: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/new-all-female-ghostbusters-cast-767610 this is cool
4:58 PM - prestige: did you see the ghostbusters cast thing

it happened at the same time it was eerie!!!

 

[Corvatile]

4:58 PM - umb: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/he...red a joke in itself then I will flip my shit

 

[Zed]

if the new ghostbusters has 'Bridesmaids' levels of humour where someone being fat is considered a joke in itself then I will flip my shit

does that mean you're going to touch it?

gross.

 

[Seba]

22:51 - stegarootbeer: the fact that outside of the US people dont just barbeque all of their meats is weird to me

 

[Fruity Snacks]

22:51 - stegarootbeer: the fact that outside of the US people dont just barbeque all of their meats is weird to me

I prefer Slow-roasted crock-pot or dutchoven beef over grilled beef.

THERE. I SAID IT.

 

[StickZer0]

00:43 - Ido: thats the least threatening vagina ive ever seen!!!

~

 

[Idolon]

7:23 PM - Donut the Vikingchap: why?
7:23 PM - Howling Techie: becaue
7:23 PM - Howling Techie: barbeqause

 

[RubbishyUser]

00:43 - Ido: thats the least threatening vagina ive ever seen!!!

Sorry Yugi, but doing this vagina makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.

 

[Pdan4]

5:42 PM - Howling Techie: fiababge
5:42 PM - Howling Techie: ka-bom
5:42 PM - Ido: vibabgae
5:42 PM - Auwi: you'll be fine
5:42 PM - Howling Techie: miniengine
5:42 PM - Ido: viagbas
5:43 PM - Howling Techie: vaginabs
5:43 PM - Howling Techie: vaginas
5:43 PM - Howling Techie: with abs
5:43 PM - Ido: hmm

5:43 PM - Ido: do horses have abs?
5:43 PM - Howling Techie: I wouldn't know
5:43 PM - Yacan1: why not
5:43 PM - Howling Techie: I might
5:43 PM - Howling Techie: but I don
5:43 PM - E² PuffBit~: do horses have a boojum snarks

 

[Yacan1]

8:56 PM - Tavan: my bf is a pretty great twink http://puu.sh/fg7z1/221699808d.jpg
8:57 PM - ::Egan:: entered chat.
8:57 PM - Ynders: let's play maps instead of talking about twinks

chat was on point

 

[StickZer0]

02:10 - Bampersand: Ynv tiy gave sbaoscagat?>
02:11 - Bampersand: ubm you agave sbaocat
02:11 - Bampersand: umb you have snapchat&
02:11 - Bampersand: >
02:11 - Bampersand: ?

~

 

[Fruity Snacks]

2:37 PM - Psy: I had a dream last night where i ate something and it broke my teeth
2:37 PM - Psy: that was fun
2:37 PM - Brickinator: what are you a scrub

12char

 

[Pdan4]

7:00 PM - Ido: http://i.imgur.com/EwoV2Po.png
7:00 PM - Seba: I FUCKING KNEW IT
7:00 PM - Ido was kicked by Fr0z3nR.
7:00 PM - Fr0z3nR: OUT

 

[Moonfixer]

00:04 - Littleedge: How do I be adorable/romantic/creative/the best for Valentine's? We already have reservations at a restaurant.
00:04 - prestige: fuck her in the ass

... At the restaurant?