Why do you love steam convos?

[iiboharz]

Ammy entered chat.
Ammy: STOP CUTTING THE BABY JESUS CHRIST
Ammy left chat.

 

[Muddy]

Who's cutting the Baby Jesus?

 

[chemelia]

Ido: what does a penis have to do with cowboy debate

who needs context

 

[iiboharz]

[UEAK]Crash entered chat.
[UEAK]Crash:

[UEAK]Crash:

[UEAK]Crash:

[UEAK]Crash left chat.

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i think this sums up Crash's entire chat presence.

 

[Ælement]

God speed

23:39 - Refined Dildonium: Vinyl records
23:40 - CookieMasterz: oh
23:41 - Refined Dildonium: i collect them
23:41 - Refined Dildonium: they make excellent wall decorations
23:41 - CookieMasterz: collecting is for scrubs
23:41 - CookieMasterz: well actualy
23:41 - CookieMasterz: i collect pencils

 

[Idolon]

2:40 PM - Howling Techie: pizza is like exciting bread

 

[Ælement]

05:00 - Refined Dildonium: if i ever become a millionaire, i'll film myself playing a drumsolo on frozen codfish and put ít on youtube
05:10 - §lender Çake: I call Bass Guitar.

i have no word for just how perfect that pun was

 

[iiboharz]

Talking about how Umb's laptop needs cleaning and stuff.

Iiboharz: it's 2014 if you don't clean your computer you deserve a smack up the face i feel
umb: well I did in 2014
umb: at some point
umb:
Iiboharz: wAIT SHIT IT'S
Iiboharz: 2015
Iiboharz: FUCK

 

[Prestige]

6:28 PM - Howling Techie: bisexual due to a technicality

 

[Seba]

21:46 - Ido: okay i found the [nsfw] filter
21:47 - Ido: oop
21:47 - Ido: oh my
21:47 - Ido: thats a dong

 

[Idolon]

5:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: drink my teats
5:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: tears
5:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: fuck

 

[Muddy]

01:20 - CN: arena_penis was a real flop

 

[Crash]

8:29 PM - prestige: who is the big fightman
8:29 PM - Cephaloscyllium umbratile: no clue
8:29 PM - A Sruman Never Forgets entered chat.
8:29 PM - A Sruman Never Forgets: I AM THE GREATEST FIGHTMAN

 

[Kube]

9:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash: get off my lawn
9:33 PM - KubeKing4556: Get off my life
9:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash: k
9:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash left chat.

 

[Zed]

7:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash: get off my lawn
7:33 PM - KubeKing4556: Get off my life
7:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash: k
7:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash left chat.

 

[Kube]

7:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash: get off my lawn
7:33 PM - KubeKing4556: Get off my life
7:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash: k
7:33 PM - [UEAK]Crash left chat.

No... just no. You can't take my thunder like that!!

Edit: Was not originally posted by ZeNewDragon!

 

[Zed]

No... just no. You can't take my thunder like that!!

Edit: Was not originally posted by ZeNewDragon!

You even thanked my post. You like it when I steal your thunder.

 

[Kube]

OK, if that's how you feel, I'm unthanking the post. I also thanked your last post before I took it to heart, and I'm unthanking it now.

 

[Zed]

7:59 PM - Freyja: oh ynders
7:59 PM - <calacera: context please before I make this into a shipping
7:59 PM - Freyja: ynders posted something
7:59 PM - [UEAK]Crash: lol
7:59 PM - Freyja: like, 3 paragraphs
8:00 PM - Freyja: and I'm about to say how every single thing he said was wrong
...
8:02 PM - <calacera: "oh ynders ~<3"
8:02 PM - <calacera: did it anyway.

 

[chemelia]

It's usually best to just assume everything I say is wrong, because it probably is anyway.