Why do you love steam convos?

[chemelia]

Ms. Mincepie: only special people get to see my boobs
Noizebells: Hi.
Noizebells: Oh, you mean people of exceptional quality, not the mentally subnormal.
Noizebells: ... hi.
Ms. Mincepie left chat.
YnderSanta: you scared her away

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[LeSwordfish]

Brickinator: time to open up today's advent calendar square
Brickinator: what awaits inside? stay tuned to find out
Brickinator: i opened the square
Brickinator: within was a chocolate
Brickinator: in hindsight, i should have seen it coming because it is a cadbury's advent calendar
Brickinator: all of the squares thus far have been chocolates

 

[Egan]

11:43 PM - Fr0z3nR: I have to finish making one of my parents for my gf'

 

[Fruity Snacks]

11:43 PM - Fr0z3nR: I have to finish making one of my parents for my gf'

It's bad that I realized the typo in this thread, not after I said it in chat.

 

[Idolon]

2:49 PM - umbratile: oh bou it's not even t0 but I'm really to go the fuck to bed
2:49 PM - umbratile: 10*
2:49 PM - umbratile: did I try to write ten and 10 at the same time
2:49 PM - umbratile: whatever I'm off goobye

 

[radarhead]

Howling Techie: Today I saw a 50 foot tall poster of a man dressed as shrek
Howling Techie: what a worls
Howling Techie: qorld
Howling Techie: world
Noggy Rummy: alright
Captain Claus: Mr. Techie, how many attempts does it take to spell a word correctly?
Manoman: iduno
Manoman: i dnno
Howling Techie: tree
Manoman: I dunno*
Ms. Mincepie: sadfghjk
Howling Techie: thret
Manoman: lol
Howling Techie: three
Tekku: nice one

It keeps happening!

 

[UKCS-Alias]

It keeps happening!

You typed it corrctly the first itme
You typed it correcty the first tiem
You typed it correctly the first time

Your statement was invald

 

[Yacan1]

1:25 AM - Yacan1 and some local snow: MERRY CHRISTMAS
1:26 AM - Tarry H. Sruman: YOU CANT MAKE ME MARRY ANYONE

happy holidays

 

[Corvatile]

This probably isn't funny but:

21:28 - Idolon: scream at own ass
21:29 - peegifts: whats that from
21:29 - peegifts: is that like erotic dice
21:29 - Idolon: its a pic of an opossum yelling at his butt
21:29 - Idolon: at least it looks like it
21:29 - Idolon: and someone captioned it "he scream at own ass :V"
21:30 - Ynders: step 1: scream at own ass
21:30 - Ms. Mudpie left chat.

and

23:06 - <calacera: Ever wondered what it would be like if you were a cat and you had 9 lives
23:06 - <calacera: Ever wondered what it would be like if cats could vote

 

[chemelia]

5:21 PM - Berry: In the beginning, there was pizza
5:21 PM - Berry: And then the pizza said; "let there be pepperoni!" and then it was all good

We should just change it to tf2pizza.net

 

[Berry]

We should just change it to tf2pizza.net

Of all the things I've said in chat, you chose this? I'm ashamed. :sneaky2:

 

[Ælement]

had an odd conversation that ended in psychadelia freestyling. I don't even know.

05:47 - §lender Çake: You're an anthromorphic coffee pot.
05:47 - Dr. Element: add flying and it's pretty psychadelic
05:47 - Dr. Element: anthropomorphic flying coffee pot
05:48 - §lender Çake: You're an anthromorphic flying coffee pot*.
05:49 - §lender Çake: Are you naked right now.
05:49 - Dr. Element: no
05:50 - §lender Çake: Because you're still the tribal leader of Bophutswana.
05:50 - Dr. Element: playing bop on an antiquated snare drum
05:51 - Dr. Element: because i couldn't find a new in the ant queens nest so i went home and built a stick
05:52 - §lender Çake: I'm following you.
05:52 - Dr. Element: i sleep with the worms for they told me the mushrooms can sprout at any time
05:52 - Dr. Element: i'm wrapped in lead because i'm afraid of ghosts with hammers
05:53 - Dr. Element: mushroom spores
05:53 - §lender Çake: So basically you were high and had a bleeding erection.
05:53 - Dr. Element: no
05:53 - Dr. Element: let me translate
05:54 - Dr. Element: i'm a consumerist who builds his life around a fear of nuclear warfare
05:54 - Dr. Element: you see?
05:54 - §lender Çake: Yes.
05:54 - §lender Çake is now Offline.

 

[iiboharz]

06:50 - Littleedge disconnected.
06:50 - PyroDevil disconnected.
06:50 - PyroDevil entered chat.
06:50 - Littleedge entered chat.
06:50 - norfolk terrier #hoverboards disconnected.
06:50 - ::Egan:: disconnected.
06:50 - ::Egan:: entered chat.
06:50 - [UEAK]Crash disconnected.
06:50 - [UEAK]Crash entered chat.
06:50 - prestige disconnected.
06:50 - prestige entered chat.
06:51 - Roflmonogatari disconnected.

 

[radarhead]

06:50 - Littleedge disconnected.
06:50 - PyroDevil disconnected.
06:50 - PyroDevil entered chat.
06:50 - Littleedge entered chat.
06:50 - norfolk terrier #hoverboards disconnected.
06:50 - ::Egan:: disconnected.
06:50 - ::Egan:: entered chat.
06:50 - [UEAK]Crash disconnected.
06:50 - [UEAK]Crash entered chat.
06:50 - prestige disconnected.
06:50 - prestige entered chat.
06:51 - Roflmonogatari disconnected.

That's called, "Chat ghosted"

 

[Berry]

had an odd conversation that ended in psychadelia freestyling. I don't even know.

05:47 - §lender Çake: You're an anthromorphic coffee pot.
05:47 - Dr. Element: add flying and it's pretty psychadelic
05:47 - Dr. Element: anthropomorphic flying coffee pot
05:48 - §lender Çake: You're an anthromorphic flying coffee pot*.
05:49 - §lender Çake: Are you naked right now.
05:49 - Dr. Element: no
05:50 - §lender Çake: Because you're still the tribal leader of Bophutswana.
05:50 - Dr. Element: playing bop on an antiquated snare drum
05:51 - Dr. Element: because i couldn't find a new in the ant queens nest so i went home and built a stick
05:52 - §lender Çake: I'm following you.
05:52 - Dr. Element: i sleep with the worms for they told me the mushrooms can sprout at any time
05:52 - Dr. Element: i'm wrapped in lead because i'm afraid of ghosts with hammers
05:53 - Dr. Element: mushroom spores
05:53 - §lender Çake: So basically you were high and had a bleeding erection.
05:53 - Dr. Element: no
05:53 - Dr. Element: let me translate
05:54 - Dr. Element: i'm a consumerist who builds his life around a fear of nuclear warfare
05:54 - Dr. Element: you see?
05:54 - §lender Çake: Yes.
05:54 - §lender Çake is now Offline.

Did he just..!?

Gosh.

 

[Pocket]

I think I'm missing the significance here

 

[iiboharz]

Ms. Mudpie: psst
Ms. Mudpie: i answer questions for free
Ms. Mudpie: but keep it quiet
Ms. Mudpie: i don't want to be arrested again
Tekku: It's a trap
Tumbolisu: CAN YOU REPEAT THAT I CANT HEAR YOU
KubeKing4556: OK Mudpie: How do you start designing a payload map?
Berry: SHE'S ANSWERING QUESTIONS
PyroDevil: mudpie? are you illegally answering questions?
Ms. Mudpie: oh shit they're onto me
killohurtz: you know this is how scams start
Ms. Mudpie left chat.
killohurtz: if it sounds too good to be true
Berry: look what you did
KubeKing4556: sorry
Tekku: Vood job Berry
Tekku: Ggggg
Berry: Very vood vob

Ms. Mudpie entered chat.
KubeKing4556: OK Mudpie: How do you avoid rrest from the police?
KubeKing4556: *arrest
Auwi: run away
Ms. Mudpie: by not answering their questions
Ms. Mudpie: because if i do, i'm instantly guilty
Ms. Mudpie: for question-answering
Tumbolisu: you answered a question with that
Tumbolisu: you ar enow guilty
Tekku: Arrest her
Ms. Mudpie: kubeking isn't police though
killohurtz: you can always charge post-question and it will no longer be illegal
Ms. Mudpie: or
Ms. Mudpie: is he
Ms. Mudpie: ...??
Berry: is police!
Tekku: He's a police agent in disguise
KubeKing4556: No, but I am the police! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGALLY ANSWERING QUESTIONS!!!
Ms. Mudpie: FUCK
Ms. Mudpie: ESCAAAAAAPE
Ms. Mudpie left chat.

 

[Tumby]

Complete thing:

Ynders talking that he is bad at videogames.

KubeKing4556: Hey can I ask a quick question?
Ynders: no never
ΥM: yes
ΥM: but only one
Berry: but he already did
KubeKing4556: Short poll: How do you start making a map?
ΥM: so you may ask no more
ΥM: opening hammer
Berry: open hammer and put in brushes
Auwi: open hammer
KubeKing4556: Open hammer
Iiboharz/theredder: open hammer
Auwi: yes
PyroDevil: this actually looks pretty good berry
Ms. Mudpie: hopen ammer
Auwi: you open hammer
Berry: can I see a wip of your artpass?
Tumbolisu: i start mapping by deleting system32
KubeKing4556: May I inquire a second?
PyroDevil: hold on
killohurtz: no you used up all your questions sorry
KubeKing4556: Darn
Tumbolisu: thats your third question
Ms. Mudpie: tf2maps.net, the most helpful community in the world
killohurtz: we're going to have to start charging you
Tekku: You can buy extra questions for 9.99
Auwi: google does questions for free
Auwi: thats why everyone uses google
Tumbolisu: thats why they put ads on youtube
KubeKing4556: ooh, someones got some competition
KubeKing4556: OK Google, how do you start designing a map?
Tekku: Google answers questions with slideshows
killohurtz: this isn't google. that'll be $9.99 please
Tekku: Noone wants that
Tumbolisu: you can do what everyone does by using paper + pencil

Ms. Mudpie: psst
Ms. Mudpie: i answer questions for free
Ms. Mudpie: but keep it quiet
Ms. Mudpie: i don't want to be arrested again
Tekku: It's a trap
Tumbolisu: CAN YOU REPEAT THAT I CANT HEAR YOU
KubeKing4556: OK Mudpie: How do you start designing a payload map?
Berry: SHE'S ANSWERING QUESTIONS
PyroDevil: mudpie? are you illegally answering questions?
Ms. Mudpie: oh shit they're onto me
killohurtz: you know this is how scams start
Ms. Mudpie left chat.
killohurtz: if it sounds too good to be true
Berry: look what you did
KubeKing4556: sorry
Tekku: Vood job Berry
Tekku: Ggggg
Berry: Very vood vob

PyroDevil: i start a pl map by creating the blu spawn and the area around it
KubeKing4556: thanks
Tumbolisu: i never made a pl map

Ms. Mudpie entered chat.
KubeKing4556: OK Mudpie: How do you avoid rrest from the police?
KubeKing4556: *arrest
Auwi: run away
Ms. Mudpie: by not answering their questions
Ms. Mudpie: because if i do, i'm instantly guilty
Ms. Mudpie: for question-answering
Tumbolisu: you answered a question with that
Tumbolisu: you ar enow guilty
Tekku: Arrest her
Ms. Mudpie: kubeking isn't police though
killohurtz: you can always charge post-question and it will no longer be illegal
Ms. Mudpie: or
Ms. Mudpie: is he
Ms. Mudpie: ...??
Berry: is police!
Tekku: He's a police agent in disguise
KubeKing4556: No, but I am the police! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGALLY ANSWERING QUESTIONS!!!
Ms. Mudpie: FUCK
Ms. Mudpie: ESCAAAAAAPE
Ms. Mudpie left chat.

Tekku: Vood job again Berry
Berry: ctrl, shift, ESCAPE!
Tekku: D:
KubeKing4556: When Mudpie gets back, everyone shout, TURKEY SOUP!
Tumbolisu: wat
PyroDevil: turkey soup is illegal, i'm afraid ill have to take you in
KubeKing4556: ESCAPE!
KubeKing4556: left chat.
PyroDevil: fake escape

YM talking about how amazing his new group is.

 

[Muddy]

I never came back for the turkey soup.

 

[Kube]

I never came back for the turkey soup.

Why not? Everyone loves turkey soup...