Why do you love steam convos?

[Zed]

9:36 PM - killohurtz: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/544141753822175761/AEFC2C74017CC95A2739156B16D7F95C6510D3AB/
9:36 PM - the ghostly presence of abp: I will only post the funny ones now
9:36 PM - ZedArgon: everything about that picture
9:36 PM - ZedArgon: from the left handed viewmodel
9:36 PM - ZedArgon: to the cap titles
9:37 PM - ZedArgon: to the backwards 6
9:37 PM - iiboharz is now playing Team Fortress 2 Classic. Click here to join.
9:37 PM - ZedArgon: WHY IS THE 6 BACKWARDS
9:37 PM - killohurtz: the 6 isn't backwards??
9:37 PM - killohurtz: what
9:37 PM - ZedArgon: wait shit
9:37 PM - the ghostly presence of abp: "NO"
9:37 PM - ZedArgon: 6
9:37 PM - ZedArgon: oh
9:37 PM - ZedArgon: oops
9:37 PM - killohurtz: also i'm left handed and i prefer flipped viewmodels
9:37 PM - ibex: lolol...
9:37 PM - killohurtz: omg
9:38 PM - ZedArgon: i'm tired...

 

[LeSwordfish]

Berry: hlp m i am missing a ky and i cant kp copy and pasting it
Berry: noon is taking m sriously bcaus im missing a ky

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Berry: hlp m i am missing a ky and i cant kp copy and pasting it
Berry: noon is taking m sriously bcaus im missing a ky

Berry, would you like to buy a vowel?

 

[NoodleCollie]

I'm sure e'd highlee apreeceeatee one from thee

 

[Muddy]

Berry, would you like to buy a vowel?

Brry*

 

[norfolk]

8:43 PM - ¥nders: spooky
8:43 PM - Τekku: scary
8:43 PM - norfolk terrier: skeletons
8:44 PM - ¥nders: send
8:44 PM - norfolk terrier: shivers
8:44 PM - ¥nders: down
8:44 PM - norfolk terrier: your
8:44 PM - ¥nders: spine
8:44 PM - norfolk terrier: shrieking
8:44 PM - ¥nders: skulls
8:44 PM - norfolk terrier: will
8:45 PM - Ido: shart

I will never forgive Ido

 

[chemelia]

6:56 PM - umb: need nein players for heilander

umb has a good grasp on competitive tf2

 

[Tumby]

Berry: hlp m i am missing a ky and i cant kp copy and pasting it
Berry: noon is taking m sriously bcaus im missing a ky

rlatd

 

[Zed]

Right as I join chat:

5:17 PM - Howling Techie disconnected.
5:17 PM - Jethro disconnected.
5:17 PM - Turbo Lover disconnected.
5:17 PM - ZedArgon: oh

 

[Muddy]

2:42 AM - Ms. Mudpie: oh
2:43 AM - Ms. Mudpie: Silent Hills got cancelled
2:43 AM - Ms. Mudpie: welp
2:43 AM - Turbo Lover: This is the first I've heard of a game called Silent Hills
2:43 AM - Roflmonogatari: rip konami
2:43 AM - Turbo Lover: And I'm sad that it's not being made
2:43 AM - Turbo Lover: Silent Hills is the best sequel name I've heard
2:44 AM - ¥nders: just make the title plural
2:44 AM - Ido: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wg-FU_Kd1k
2:44 AM - ¥nders: Team Fortresses
2:44 AM - ¥nders: Half Lives
2:44 AM - ¥nders: Portals
2:44 AM - Ms. Mudpie: Defence of the Ancientses
2:44 AM - Turbo Lover: Metal Gear Solids
2:45 AM - Τekku: Mario Broseses
2:45 AM - ¥nders: Counter Strike: Global Offensives
2:45 AM - Turbo Lover: Grand Thefts Auto
2:45 AM - ¥nders: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racings
2:45 AM - Ms. Mudpie: Sleeping Dogses
2:45 AM - Turbo Lover: Demon's Soulses
2:45 AM - Ms. Mudpie: VVVVVVs
2:45 AM - ¥nders: Dark Soulses
2:45 AM - Ido: Hatoful Boyfriends
2:46 AM - killohurtz: Left 4 Deads
2:46 AM - Ido: days of defeat
2:46 AM - Turbo Lover: Far Cries
2:46 AM - ¥nders: Sonics
2:46 AM - Ido: tetrii
2:46 AM - ¥nders: Besiegeds
2:46 AM - Auwi: minecrafts
2:47 AM - Auwi: cities: skyliness
2:47 AM - ¥nders: Pongs
2:47 AM - ¥nders: Pac-Men
2:47 AM - Ido: Hexcells
2:47 AM - Ido: oh wait
2:47 AM - Auwi: hexcellses
2:47 AM - killohurtz: Deus Exes
2:47 AM - Turbo Lover: Poker Week at the Inventory
2:47 AM - stegarootbeer: sex sells
2:47 AM - ¥nders: she sells sex cells by the sex store
2:47 AM - Auwi: garry's mods
2:47 AM - Ms. Mudpie: Cryses
2:47 AM - Auwi: elder scrolls: skyrims
2:47 AM - ¥nders: Calls of Duties
2:48 AM - Turbo Lover: Tombs Raider
2:48 AM - Ido: Mass Effects
2:48 AM - Ms. Mudpie: Mirror's Edges
2:48 AM - Auwi: alan wakes
2:48 AM - Ido: TracksMania
2:48 AM - ¥nders: Metroids
2:48 AM - Auwi: portals 2
2:48 AM - Ido: Cave Stories
2:48 AM - ¥nders: Super Smash Broses
2:48 AM - Ms. Mudpie: Runescapes
2:48 AM - Auwi: the walking deads
2:48 AM - Turbo Lover: Go! Go! Nippon! ~My Second Trip to Japan~
2:48 AM - Ido: Final Fantasies
2:48 AM - ¥nders: Little Infernoes
2:49 AM - Auwi: paydays 2

 

[Crash]

Team Fortress 2s

 

[Zed]

Sounds like Toki.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

10:25 PM - Τekku: Mango
10:25 PM - Τekku: I love mangos
10:25 PM - Auwi: fucking mangos
10:25 PM - Auwi disconnected.

 

[Berry]

20:30 - killohurtz entered chat.
20:30 - Jethro - 47 days to E3: rare porn
20:31 - Corvatile: i need to save my 7 terrabytes of horse porn
20:31 - Berry: I like my porn medium rare
20:31 - Jethro - 47 days to E3: I like my porn well done.

20:31 - killohurtz disconnected.


tf2maps in a nutshell

 

[Idolon]

10:41 PM - Layl: Now that I've seen a player demand the DM to give a 1-10 scale of breast softness of a NPC, I can die happy
10:43 PM - Layl: "I'm challenging you to a duel for groping my PC's wife" "Town's still on fire, dragons are still there."

 

[Pocket]

Some people were just born to play FATAL. Unfortunately some of them insist on playing other things as well.

 

[Zed]

7:05 PM - Digaag Wa Riz: I just love how somebody can just be searching through my hard drive and just discover this crappy anime drawing of a girl eating marmite

 

[takabuschik]

Never tell your password to anyone.
יום*שישי 15 מאי 2015
17:29 - The Gas Station: Hey
17:29 - The Gas Station: Check out my new name
17:29 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠: what math is this for?
17:29 - Ms. Mudpie entered chat.
17:29 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠: hey Mud
17:29 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠: and hay Gas person
17:29 - Ms. Mudpie: hey teddy
17:30 - Ms. Mudpie: holy shit i smell pancakes
17:30 - The Gas Station: Hey it's me don't you recognise me?
17:30 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠: no?
17:30 - The Gas Station: No?
17:30 - The Gas Station: But it's me!
17:30 - Ms. Mudpie: i don't have a car so
17:30 - ido: "View Aliases" shows nothing
17:30 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠: I sometimes go to you
17:30 - Ms. Mudpie: no i don't know you
17:30 - Freyja: it's taka
17:30 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠: but I got no money to give you today
17:31 - The Gas Station: someone still knows who I am
17:31 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠: but my car needs washing
17:31 - The Gas Station: That's what I'm here for
17:31 - ☠Thϵødørϵ Schnɑpps™☠:
17:31 - The Gas Station: I'll wash your car

#

 

[RubbishyUser]

When Steam says "Never tell your password to anyone" it should also say "tell your username to everyone". It's super tiring to have friends who treat their steam name like a Facebook status. I can't find you in my friends list and in conversation it's like I'm at a masked ball.

I mean, I guess I could find out who you are by going to your profile, or tag you, or recognise your profile picture, but I'm in the middle of a game and I need to know before I answer the question of "wanna go get takeout".

But anyway, "the gas station" is an anagram for "hates toasting" so I reckon it was probably Berry.

 

[Crash]

Nicknames. Nicknames and tags for days.