Why do you love steam convos?

[Cole Slaw]

cp_glasstastrophe_1984

ido: im browsing through portal 2 sounds
ido: there's some great filenames in here
{snip}
ido: tv_glasstastrophe_1984_01.wav
Cole Slaw: that would make an excellent map ame
Cole Slaw: remake glassworks with all glass textures
[UEAK]Crash: the fps would be so shitty
[UEAK]Crash: soooo shitty
ido: amb_metal_bowed_wronk_10.wav
[UEAK]Crash: sounds like a funny idea for april fools though
[UEAK]Crash: "IS THERE ENOUGH GLASS NOW!? ARE YOU HAPPY YET!?"

 

[Vincent]

Τekku entered chat.
[UEAK]Crash: shit tekku is here
[UEAK]Crash left chat.
Τekku disconnected.

This reminds me, I've turned on show time stamp about 3-4 times over the last few days and it refuses to work.

 

[Zed]

are you doing it via the chat settings in steam, not steam chat?

 

[Corvatile]

20:16 - iiboharz: genital cyst :B1:

 

[Vincent]

are you doing it via the chat settings in steam, not steam chat?

Hmm I went back to force it two or three times and it eventually just worked. No idea why.

 

[Turbo Lover]

14:25 - urnb: the sex weapons are the coolest in Bloodborne

 

[RubbishyUser]

I've just realised that Saint's Row and Bloodbourne are basically mechanically identical.

 

[Tekku]

10:38 PM - ido: your ass is grass and im gonna mow it

 

[killohurtz]

10:38 PM - ido: your ass is grass and im gonna mow it

5:38 PM - Fr0z3nR: Your ass is snow and I'm going to plow it?

 

[Seba]

20:15 - The Troll Man☁™ entered chat.
20:15 - The Troll Man☁™: Hi
20:15 - Seba: pay the troll man
20:15 - Seba: pay the troll toll
20:15 - The Troll Man☁™: What?
20:16 - Seba: hi
20:16 - The Troll Man☁™ left chat.

 

[Vincent]

3:09 PM - Seba: was miyazaki ever not old holy shit

 

[stegarootbeer]

5:24 AM - Freyja: kjidnapped
5:24 AM - Freyja: send halp[
5:24 AM - Dr. Orange: Where?
5:24 AM - Freyja: frozen's basement
5:24 AM - Fr0z3nR entered chat.

 

[Berry]

13:23 - Freyja: saying to him*
13:23 - Freyja: sorry in a dungeon
13:23 - Freyja: typing is fast
13:24 - Turbo Lover: Why is Aly in a dungeon
13:24 - Freyja: kjidnapped
13:24 - Freyja: send halp[
13:24 - Dr. Orange: Where?
13:24 - Freyja: frozen's basement
13:24 - Fr0z3nR entered chat.
13:25 - Berry: frozen
13:25 - Berry: you have a lot to answer for
13:25 - Fantasmos: oh good lord
13:25 - Freyja: wow t
13:25 - Fr0z3nR: Oh god what did I do.

edit: poo

 

[Zed]

I'm not going to thank that post because your thanks received counter is now exactly 420.

 

[littleedge]

It's now 422, so it's okay to Thank.

 

[Vincent]

6:20 PM - ido: http://i.imgur.com/HHHnYvb.png fuck off, hammer

 

[NoodleCollie]

Via Twitter:

 

[Idolon]

10:34 PM - {Wrath} MoonzWolf: Is it bad that i have pretty much just now discovered twitter
10:35 PM - stegarootbeer: yes
10:35 PM - stegarootbeer: you should have never discovered it

 

[Freyja]

Tora 24 minutes ago
Overwatch coming out, TF2 had to step up their game; and release the map editor.

 

[Corvatile]

one man's quest for a rap battle

Corvatile: someone have a rap battle with me in chat
Corvatile: yo yo yo
Corvatile: moonzwolf
Corvatile: 1v1 me chat rap battle
{Ira} MoonzWolf: i dont even
Corvatile: yo yo yo moonzwolf i dont know what you're sayin
Corvatile: and you really ought to be prayin
Corvatile: you cant handle these rhymes im layin
Corvatile: now lets give you a chance to weigh in
{Ira} MoonzWolf: All I can do is illiterate :T
{Ira} MoonzWolf: wait
{Ira} MoonzWolf: alliterate
{Ira} MoonzWolf: alliteriationate
{Ira} MoonzWolf: fuck this language oh my god

Corvatile: yo wormatty i challenge you to a rap battle
Corvatile: but i dont wanna hear your prosaic prattle
Corvatile: your rapping sounds like an anemic cattle
Corvatile: so let's get down to business, no skedaddle
Ρsy: "i like anal fissures" - seba, 2k15
worMatty: No skedaddle. What is this, Finnian's Rainbow?
Tek: "i like anal fissures" - seba, 2k15
worMatty: I can't rap.
sba: "I really like anal fissures" - seba 2015
worMatty: If I tried it would just be a bunch of insults.
Shadow Esper: all rap sucks
Corvatile: your lack of rapping skill is already clear
Corvatile: nobody can beat me in here
Corvatile: i'm the #1 rapper of tf2maps.net
Corvatile: and that's something i'm willing to bet
worMatty: If I tried to rap I might be kicked.
worMatty: I'm pretty sure there would be talk of oral sex and masturbation, and mother loving.

strewth