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Wait what.
Since Australia is upside down, everything is backwards. You know opposite day from when you were a kid? It's ALWAYS opposite day for Australians when comparing to North Americans. Normally you don't put shrimp on the barbecue because they're too small. Australians, because they're always opposite, do it because the shrimp is huge!
Please don't take me seriously.
I'm on exchange in Hong Kong, which is relatively near to Australia compared to the UK/US, and the gravity does actually go upwards and at an angle because of the proximity. They've just built everything on a slant so you don't notice.
Isn't that were some of the dream scenes for inception were filmed?
I wouldn't be surprised. Sometimes we get gravity "waves" come over from Oz and the roads fold in half a bit like that.
Seba #derankparty: http://i.imgur.com/rMng2Pi.png
Seba #derankparty: !!<3
Flytnn: isn't that just pooping seba
Flytnn: "omg I'm gon poop on your cock so hot"
Flytnn: though what defines pooping
Flytnn: imagine if something was wrong with your genes and you pooped out of your penis and peed out of your butthole
Ido: no thanks!
Ido: you couldn't use urinals anymore
Flytnn: wiping would be a lot easier
Ido: i guess
Ido: oh man
Ido: but like
Ido: imagine big dumps
Ido: would it just come out as like
Ido: spaghetti
Flytnn: this is funny to imagine
Ido: ok i want to do this now
Flytnn: "hey bae want spaghetti for dinner"
Seba #derankparty: shove spaghetti up your ass?
Ido: lmao
Seba #derankparty: a dude I knew in high school would say "dude are you shitting my dick right now" a lot
Seba #derankparty: except I still don't know what that was a response to
Ido: i dont think shoving spaghetti up your bum would make you poop out of your dick
unbratile: we need a word for this
unbratile: shitchatting
Seba #derankparty: like was it "are you kidding me"
unbratile: like shitposting but chatting
Veng: did he shit dicks on a regular basis?
Seba #derankparty: or what
Ido: shatting
unbratile: yes
unbratile: shatting.
Mystyc Cheez: wtf did I come back to?
Seba #derankparty: pooping back and forth
Seba #derankparty: forever
Ido: shattr
Seba #derankparty: )) <> ((
unbratile: you came back to shatting
Flytnn: shit talk
Flytnn: this is a really crappy conversation
Mystyc Cheez: lol
Ynders: spaghetti shit?
Ido: cheez imagine if you pooped out of your dick and peed out of your butt
Ynders: ))~~
Veng: tf2mappers - poop experts
Ido: and you could make shit spaghetti with your penis
Ido: shitghetti
Seba #derankparty: write your name in the snow
Flytnn: imagine peeing at a urinal
unbratile: I once had spaghetti in my cupboard and it was so hot and humid that it cooked on its own
Flytnn: with your butt out
unbratile: kinda
unbratile: it got moist
Flytnn: moist~
Seba #derankparty: smut out with your butt out
Ido: yeah that's what i was saying about urinals
Ido: oh is it
Ido: does everyone do this now
Ido: or just you?
Ido: this is important
Flytnn: everyone
Flytnn: something in the new cornflakes recipe mutates people
Flytnn: and it's contagious
rehtonadabnup: wait so are we talking about sitting in a urinal to pee
Ido: hmm
Ido: they probably wouldn't redesign urinals to take poop
Ido: so either that
Ido: or urinals just stop getting used
Ynders: it's okay no one eats cornflakes anyways
Seba #derankparty: !!<3
Flytnn: isn't that just pooping seba
Flytnn: "omg I'm gon poop on your cock so hot"
Flytnn: though what defines pooping
Flytnn: imagine if something was wrong with your genes and you pooped out of your penis and peed out of your butthole
Ido: no thanks!
Ido: you couldn't use urinals anymore
Flytnn: wiping would be a lot easier
Ido: i guess
Ido: oh man
Ido: but like
Ido: imagine big dumps
Ido: would it just come out as like
Ido: spaghetti
Flytnn: this is funny to imagine
Ido: ok i want to do this now
Flytnn: "hey bae want spaghetti for dinner"
Seba #derankparty: shove spaghetti up your ass?
Ido: lmao
Seba #derankparty: a dude I knew in high school would say "dude are you shitting my dick right now" a lot
Seba #derankparty: except I still don't know what that was a response to
Ido: i dont think shoving spaghetti up your bum would make you poop out of your dick
unbratile: we need a word for this
unbratile: shitchatting
Seba #derankparty: like was it "are you kidding me"
unbratile: like shitposting but chatting
Veng: did he shit dicks on a regular basis?
Seba #derankparty: or what
Ido: shatting
unbratile: yes
unbratile: shatting.
Mystyc Cheez: wtf did I come back to?
Seba #derankparty: pooping back and forth
Seba #derankparty: forever
Ido: shattr
Seba #derankparty: )) <> ((
unbratile: you came back to shatting
Flytnn: shit talk
Flytnn: this is a really crappy conversation
Mystyc Cheez: lol
Ynders: spaghetti shit?
Ido: cheez imagine if you pooped out of your dick and peed out of your butt
Ynders: ))~~
Veng: tf2mappers - poop experts
Ido: and you could make shit spaghetti with your penis
Ido: shitghetti
Seba #derankparty: write your name in the snow
Flytnn: imagine peeing at a urinal
unbratile: I once had spaghetti in my cupboard and it was so hot and humid that it cooked on its own
Flytnn: with your butt out
unbratile: kinda
unbratile: it got moist
Flytnn: moist~
Seba #derankparty: smut out with your butt out
Ido: yeah that's what i was saying about urinals
Ido: oh is it
Ido: does everyone do this now
Ido: or just you?
Ido: this is important
Flytnn: everyone
Flytnn: something in the new cornflakes recipe mutates people
Flytnn: and it's contagious
rehtonadabnup: wait so are we talking about sitting in a urinal to pee
Ido: hmm
Ido: they probably wouldn't redesign urinals to take poop
Ido: so either that
Ido: or urinals just stop getting used
Ynders: it's okay no one eats cornflakes anyways
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Noizeblaze
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Someone should tell UKIP that running and maintaining a populated infrastructure is harder than it looks.
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Much harder.