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Vel0city

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Hi I'm carl the cactus, how're you? Jul 1, 2017

Vel0city was last seen:: Jul 24, 2017 at 4:13 AM

1. Vel0city
  Hi I'm carl the cactus, how're you?
  
  Jul 1, 2017
2. Vel0city
  What do you get when you mix the word for mixing words together with the name of the actress who played Padme in the ‘Star Wars’ prequels?
  
  May 27, 2017
  2. MaccyF
    Natalie Portmanteau
    
    May 27, 2017
    
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  3. Vel0city
    Congrats, you win a cookie.
    
    May 27, 2017
  4. Crowbar
    dang it @MaccyF I thought it'd make sense, I'd make the same answer lmao
    
    May 27, 2017
    
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3. Vel0city
  hi, i'm a dogger up-close. how're you?
  
  May 19, 2017
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  3. Muddy
    can i boop
    
    May 19, 2017
    
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  4. Diva Dan
    I am an idiot up close
    
    May 19, 2017
  5. Vel0city
    yes muddy, you can boop
    
    May 20, 2017
    
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4. Vel0city
  doot
  
  Jan 12, 2017
5. Vel0city
  The moment when a train is so full of people the conductor gives me as a passenger the key to close the doors... There's some trust needed.
  
  Jan 9, 2017
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  3. Vel0city
    Conductors in the Netherlands actually don't drive the train, we have a train driver for that. The conductor manages the people-part of a passenger train, the train driver manages the train part.
    
    Jan 9, 2017
  4. Crowbar
    yea sure i mean did you mean to write "thrust"? am i misunderstanding smth
    
    Jan 9, 2017
    
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  5. Vel0city
    That's not supposed to have an H in trust. Fixed now.
    
    Jan 9, 2017
6. Vel0city
  From the Netherlands, here's to a good 2017.
  
  Dec 31, 2016
7. Vel0city
  2016, can you just stop taking famous people? Just two days after you take George Michael you go ahead and take Carrie Fischer as well FFS.
  
  Dec 27, 2016
  2. Muddy
    2016 also took my grandad. :(
    
    Dec 27, 2016
  3. n8five484
    Who's next? Paul McCartney? Billy Joel?
    
    Dec 27, 2016
  4. Vel0city
    Same here Muddy. Same here.
    
    Dec 27, 2016
8. Vel0city
  -.-. .... .-. .. ... - -- .- ...
  
  Dec 25, 2016
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    ... .- -. - .- / -.-. .-.. .- ..- ... / .. ... / -.-. --- -- .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / -... . - - . .-. / .... .. -.. .
    
    Dec 25, 2016
    
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    .-. ..- -. / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. .. ...- . ...
    
    Dec 25, 2016
    
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    .... --- / .... --- / .... --- .-.. -.-- / ... .... .. - / .... . ... / .... . .-. .
    
    Dec 26, 2016
9. Vel0city
  IS THAT A BUCKET?
  
  Dec 16, 2016
  2. SC PL
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmSqorj-EC0
    
    Dec 16, 2016
10. Vel0city
  Holy balls 12 birthdays today. Well this is for you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfJ7LQn8kp8
  
  Dec 10, 2016
11. Vel0city
  festive season coming up so i thought hey why not have a festive shark that i made a while back so here's a festive shark with top hat yo
  
  Nov 28, 2016
  2. Svode
    I fail to believe that you made a shark
    
    Nov 28, 2016
  3. Vel0city
    i made the pic with a shark from the sfm workshop a top hat cosmetic and some festive lights of weapons scaled up
    
    Nov 28, 2016
12. Vel0city
  You know what's fun? Having a bacterial infection in your lungs. Antibiotics it is then -_-
  
  Nov 21, 2016
  2. HolySnickerPuffs
    Yikes. I had one on my foot a month or two ago, and it was unbearable. I can't image the pain and misery a lung infection would bring.
    
    Nov 21, 2016
    
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  3. Vel0city
    Well, imagine coughing like a sick dog while having the feeling that you're almost couching every single cubic centimeter of air out of your lungs, WHICH DOES NOT STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP.
    
    Nov 21, 2016
13. Vel0city
  It's always fun to have a 41º C fever.
  
  Nov 14, 2016
  2. Crowbar
    isn't that death
    
    Nov 14, 2016
  3. Vel0city
    42º is danger zone, anything above that is usually lethal. Unless I'm a zombie now...
    
    Nov 14, 2016
    
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  4. Crowbar
    I thought protein folds at 40° C. Ok. Get well sonn, by the way.
    
    Nov 14, 2016
14. SC PL
  Wait, you're from the moon? Damn, I know that NASA was lying about there's no life on moon
  
  Oct 4, 2016
  2. CriminalBunny
    Velo, are you related to Winston?
    
    Oct 5, 2016
  3. The Letter Before A
    I fucking new it. Damn nasa cover ups.
    
    Oct 5, 2016
    
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15. Vel0city
  sitooP
  
  Oct 4, 2016
  2. Svode
    meme.
    
    Oct 4, 2016
  3. SC PL
    Dank
    
    Oct 4, 2016
16. Vel0city
  oooooooooooh
  
  Oct 1, 2016
  2. SC PL
    aaaaaaaaaaah
    
    Oct 1, 2016
17. Vel0city
  CAW
  
  Sep 15, 2016
  2. SC PL
    GOET
    
    Sep 24, 2016
18. Vel0city
  bonk bing bong
  
  Aug 23, 2016
19. Vel0city
  Holy fuck that's a lot of birthdays. Well, happy birthday to you all.
  
  Aug 21, 2016
  2. FrostHoneyJuice
    You're always welcome Vel0! :B1:
    
    Aug 21, 2016
20. Potoroo84
  Happy Birthday mate
  
  Aug 19, 2016
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