Why do you love steam convos?

[Zed]

8:30 PM - Fr0z3nR: Apparently, I can't even launch TF2 atm
8:30 PM - Fr0z3nR: NEVERMIND

 

[puxorb]

Jill disconnected.
Fr0z3nR: Guys
Fr0z3nR: You survived a Valve employee
Fr0z3nR: I'm proud of you all.
ido: haha
Fr0z3nR: You didn't make too many dick jokes.
puxorb: I didnt die
ido: this is my 2nd time
Freyja: And no one acted dumb like that time we had dario here
Fr0z3nR: Couple of tits in there
ido: im not a valve virgin
Jill entered chat.
Fr0z3nR: UH OH
puxorb: hi tits
puxorb: I mean Jill
ido: well
Fr0z3nR: /me facepalms.
ido: frozen, you broke it
H-land:

ido: you broke everything
puxorb: Frozen was talking about tits I blame him
Layl: that mic drop oh my gosh
Fr0z3nR: I'd type
Fr0z3nR: If I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Zed]

10:09 PM - Βlade x64: Nothing do except get mad at video games
10:09 PM - Βlade x64: Have you heard of porn

 

[chemelia]

17:22 - Dr. Orange: Did I ever show this to the tf2maps chat? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/rzh4jhpoz38jigv/comic1.jpg
17:22 - Seba: an ufo
17:22 - Donut the Vikingchap: an ufo
17:22 - Suomimies55: an ufo
17:22 - Corvatile: an ufo
17:22 - Juan Tanamo: an ufo
17:22 - Corvatile: your comic sucks
17:23 - Donut the Vikingchap: 0/10 an ufo aquire lyf
17:23 - Dr. Orange:

An unidentified flying object. "an u.f.o" is correct in writing, but not in speech.

Fuck this language.

 

[tyler]

11:05 PM - Phoenix: so I had a dream last night where some tf2 player that I knew or something (I think it was prestige not sure) sent me like 12 dick pics via snapchat

 

[Vincent]

-snip-
17:23 - Dr. Orange:

This one made me sad.

 

[Tumby]

20:00 - Jethro disconnected.
20:00 - Cyborgia: i just edited a post rather than quoting it, who's stupid idea was it to make me a mod
20:00 - [UEAK]Crash: I've done that a few times now
20:00 - Dr. Orange: What mod?
20:01 - Cyborgia: ...
20:01 - Cyborgia: i'll let that stand
20:01 - Dr. Orange: What is the mods name? For what game is it?
20:01 - Jethro entered chat.

We will never know.

 

[Dr. Orange]

Srsly, what mod?

20:00 - Jethro disconnected.
20:00 - Cyborgia: i just edited a post rather than quoting it, who's stupid idea was it to make me a mod
20:00 - [UEAK]Crash: I've done that a few times now
20:00 - Dr. Orange: What mod?
20:01 - Cyborgia: ...
20:01 - Cyborgia: i'll let that stand
20:01 - Dr. Orange: What is the mods name? For what game is it?
20:01 - Jethro entered chat.

We will never know.

Sooo... What mod was it?

 

[Idolon]

Sooo... What mod was it?

Mod is short for moderator.

 

[iiboharz]

iiboharz: how much substance should be in your fridge

 

[takabuschik]

7:18 PM - CurrentlyFapping: I don't think I've ever seen a forum ban
7:18 PM - Geit: There are
7:18 PM - ido: sel was the most recent one
7:18 PM - ido: i think
7:18 PM - Geit: just under 100 bans over the past 8 years
7:19 PM - Freyja: Wow that many?
7:19 PM - Geit: And only one in the past 5 years
7:19 PM - ido: hah
7:19 PM - CurrentlyFapping: wow
7:19 PM - Seba: dangit sel
7:19 PM - Geit: Sel isn't banned
7:19 PM - Seba: o
7:19 PM - Geit: oh wait
7:19 PM - Geit: yes he is
7:19 PM - Geit: I banned him

What was even going on here in 2007-2010?

 

[Idolon]

A lack of a spam filter, probably.

 

[Kube]

Sorry, self-post, but blame ido. In response to his model:

11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: idolon, you sick monster
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: just as I sent that, my desk collapsed
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: gosh
11:17 PM - Freyja: nice
11:17 PM - ido: its a sign
11:17 PM - iiboharz: Karma, kube
11:17 PM - iiboharz: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
11:17 PM - Bloodhound is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: help me, use your telekinesis to bring it back up!
11:17 PM - phi: is RED setteam 1 and BLU setteam 2 for func respawnrooms?
11:17 PM - puxorb entered chat.
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: yeah, completely broken
11:18 PM - KubeKing4556: I'm supporting it with my leg

 

[Idolon]

11:48 AM - Ynders: just like how you can build up an immunity to bullets by slowly shooting yourself with smaller caliber bullets

 

[Shogun]

I guess this counts as a steam convo. It's from an imp.

 

[Vel0city]

Lλg: ffs
Lλg: someone across my room has a roof window opened just enough to have the sun's reflection pointed straight at my face. its brighter than an atomic explosion holy shit
Walter: lel
Lλg: its like they want me to go blind
Walter: rip
Lλg: thnx

 

[Berry]

iiboharz: how much substance should be in your fridge

it's not cool if you're quoting yourself

 

[Dr. Orange]

it's not cool if you're quoting yourself

Self quotes are the best quotes.

 

[Berry]

it's not cool if you're quoting yourself

.

 

[Kube]

Sorry, self-post, but blame ido. In response to his model:

11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: idolon, you sick monster
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: just as I sent that, my desk collapsed
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: gosh
11:17 PM - Freyja: nice
11:17 PM - ido: its a sign
11:17 PM - iiboharz: Karma, kube
11:17 PM - iiboharz: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
11:17 PM - Bloodhound is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: help me, use your telekinesis to bring it back up!
11:17 PM - phi: is RED setteam 1 and BLU setteam 2 for func respawnrooms?
11:17 PM - puxorb entered chat.
11:17 PM - KubeKing4556: yeah, completely broken
11:18 PM - KubeKing4556: I'm supporting it with my leg

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