Why do you love steam convos?

[Zed]

11:56 AM - phi entered chat.
11:56 AM - aui: goddamnit

 

[iiboharz]

Fr0z3nR: I would've done it sooner if I didn't have toast in my hand



pbt~: frozen stop being such a decent human being it's so uncharacteristic of you
Fr0z3nR: Oh sorry pbt
Fr0z3nR: "FUCK YOU PBT. I'LL DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT WITH MY FUCKING TOAST"
pbt~: that's more like it
Fr0z3nR: Cool

 

[Ida]

20:21 - Fubar: so I just cleaned up my bread and my face looks amazing

— Part 2 of the thrilling "Spelling Beard Wrong" saga

 

[Wilson]

Not really a quote but too good to not share

 

[Muddy]

-snip-

At first I thought this was referring to penne, a type of pasta.

I want laser pasta.

 

[Pocket]

Maybe penne is Italian for "penis" and that's why they named the cylindrical pasta that.

*TO WIKIPEDIA*

...Nope, it means "quill". 'Cause of the angled ends that kind of look like the tip of a quill pen, I suppose.

Achievement Unlocked: I Learned Something Today

 

[takabuschik]

Not really a quote but too good to not share

I find it somewhat offensive. But that's the point, right?

 

[Corvatile]

I find it somewhat offensive. But that's the point, right?

The prompt it gave me was "grandpa's ashes" and that was the first thing I thought of.

At least I didn't draw it after getting the "happiness" prompt.

 

[Idolon]

shameless self quote, fanta requested this as a background so i provided

 

[LeSwordfish]

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Eyce: :|
Tekku: That's not even needing better internet connection
Tekku: They're doing it intentionally
El-Ahrairah: hang on yeah
El-Ahrairah: wouldnt it be "kraken disconnected"
Tekku: Yep
El-Ahrairah: we're seeing "left chat"
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[seth]

1:32 PM - Cherry: aren't houses just big russian dolls
1:32 PM - Cherry: like rooms are boxes
1:32 PM - Cherry: and we have other littler boxes in them
1:32 PM - Cherry: and sometimes we have boxes in those
1:32 PM - tyler ☂: how high are you

 

[tyler]

12:57 PM - Turbo Lover: Just BTW, Twitch chat actually was more helpful about the cat bite than you guys

 

[LeSwordfish]

12:57 PM - Turbo Lover: Just BTW, Twitch chat actually was more helpful about the cat bite than you guys

this is like a dril tweet

 

[tyler]

this is like a dril tweet

not just the content of the quote but even the name of the person saying it

 

[Berry]

23:22 - Taxicat: so pineapples are genitals now by that definition
23:22 - CurrentlyFapping: Taxicat said he'd fuck a pineapple he isn't one of us

Whoooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Taxi's penis!

 

[Zed]

3:30 PM - LeSwordfish: yeah my understanding is that "no homo" has been scratched out of the US constitution

 

[Berry]

22:34 - tyler ☂: why are you guys all posting really bad quotes in the thread

 

[Zed]

22:34 - tyler ☂: why are you guys all posting really bad quotes in the thread

3:34 PM - tyler ☂: if you want to farm thanks try being helpful instead

 

[Fruity Snacks]

2:09 PM - iiboharz: someone post this in steam chats thread pls

okay

 

[iiboharz]

god damnit frozen