Why do you love steam convos?

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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I played neopets.

When I was 9.
 

Crash

func_nerd
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Mar 1, 2010
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5:33 PM - Cherru✰: how good we look in high heels of course
5:34 PM - Cherru✰: prestige can NOT pull that off
5:34 PM - Cherru✰: can you pull off high heels, zen
5:34 PM - phi: i bet id look great in high heels
5:34 PM - [KS]Zenneth: I have perfectly flat feet
5:34 PM - [KS]Zenneth: I can bend my toes to unnatural angles
5:34 PM - Cherru✰: feet need some height variation otherwise the sightlines are too bad
 

Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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Neopets was awesome back in the day.
I tried getting on it a few months ago and I can safely say it has literally gotten worse over the years.
It probably mostly got worse just in the months leading up to when you use it. It was bought out by a company that has basically fired everybody, leaving only a barely-functional website with no staff to run it. Here's a thing about it.
 

Berry

resident homo
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5:33 PM - Cherru✰: how good we look in high heels of course
5:34 PM - Cherru✰: prestige can NOT pull that off
5:34 PM - Cherru✰: can you pull off high heels, zen
5:34 PM - phi: i bet id look great in high heels
5:34 PM - [KS]Zenneth: I have perfectly flat feet
5:34 PM - [KS]Zenneth: I can bend my toes to unnatural angles
5:34 PM - Cherru✰: feet need some height variation otherwise the sightlines are too bad

My feet also have 6 routes out, but 5 of them are a dead end
 
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20:15 - ido ��: i found one of those deep dream websites where you give it an image and tell it to deep dream it up
20:16 - ido ��: and this one shows like, a history of what people have been putting into the machine
20:16 - ido ��: all of it is furry porn



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22:08 - Ynders: fuck the police
22:08 - Ynders left chat.
22:08 - puxorb: what an exit
 
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Idolon

they/them
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11:42 PM - Dr. Pyspy: game maker doesn't support more than 2 joysticks/gamepads so it looks like I'm going to have to do some gorilla codding
 

taxicat

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2:01 AM - puxorb entered chat.
2:01 AM - puxorb: no wait I should probaby go to bed
2:01 AM - puxorb left chat.
 

Muddy

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13:16 - Dawid entered chat.
13:16 - Dawid: Hello
13:16 - Dawid: I have a problem with Hammer
13:16 - Ms. Mudpie: ello
13:16 - Ms. Mudpie: what's up
13:16 - iiboharz: oh fuck i just smacked my nipple and it hurts like FUCK
13:16 - iiboharz: also hi

tf2maps.net, warmly welcoming new members since 2007
 

TyeZenneth

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Berry✰: I didn't see you dibs spy tho turb
Berry✰: but w/e I'll demoman or something
[KS]Zenneth: nonono i can solve this
[KS]Zenneth: on the count of three i'm gonna have you guys do rock paper scissors
Turbo Lover: Well I didn't dibs Spy because I just got here
Berry✰: nah it's okay
[KS]Zenneth: so type it out and hwen i hit one press enter
[KS]Zenneth: 3
[KS]Zenneth: 2
[KS]Zenneth: 1
Turbo Lover: Paper
Berry✰: I didn't do it, I was looking away
[KS]Zenneth: pfft
Turbo Lover: Berry confirmed unsportsmanly
Berry✰: do it again
[KS]Zenneth: 3
[KS]Zenneth: 2
[KS]Zenneth: 2 and a half
[KS]Zenneth: 1 and three quarters
[KS]Zenneth: 1
Berry✰: Paper
Turbo Lover: paper
[KS]Zenneth: fuck me
Corvatile: wow turbo what a div
Berry✰: okay let's do it again
[KS]Zenneth: 3
[KS]Zenneth: 2
[KS]Zenneth: 1
Turbo Lover: Rock
Berry✰: I didn't have time
[KS]Zenneth: le sigh
[KS]Zenneth: 3 mississippi
Berry✰: one last time
[KS]Zenneth: 2 mississippi
[KS]Zenneth: 1 misssissippi
Berry✰: Scissors
Turbo Lover: Scissors
[KS]Zenneth: FUCK OFF
[KS]Zenneth: we're done
[KS]Zenneth: neither of you get to play spy
Mediating is hard.
 

worMatty

Repacking Evangelist
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Telling people to "FUCK OFF," probably hinders mediation somewhat.
 
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plutogate

21:46 - CurrentlyFapping: https://i.imgur.com/RP0X5F0.jpg this might be misleading I don't know
21:46 - CurrentlyFapping: apparently pluto isn't much bigger than autralia
21:46 - Corvatile: i find that hard to believe
21:46 - CurrentlyFapping: Earths pretty big
21:46 - Corvatile: i find that easy to believe
21:47 - Suomimies55: but colder than australia
21:47 - Corvatile: i find that hard to believe
21:47 - CurrentlyFapping: there's 10,000 more things that can kill you in austrlia
21:47 - Corvatile: i find that easy to believe
21:47 - Seba: stop
21:47 - Corvatile: i find that hard to believe
21:47 - Suomimies55: and there is so many things what can eat/hurt you in australia
21:47 - Corvatile: i find that easy to believe
21:48 - Seba: stop, last warning
21:48 - Corvatile: are you gonna kick me
21:48 - Seba: yea
21:48 - Corvatile: i find that hard to believe
21:48 - You have been kicked from the chat by Seba.
 

TyeZenneth

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May 31, 2014
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He did not have sexual relations with that dwarf planet.
 

TyeZenneth

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May 31, 2014
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