Why do you love steam convos?

[Hotel Detective]

I was actually speaking in the ancient language of Utterly Wankered Drunk Beyond Belief

That language is music to my ears

 

[Tuaam]

I was actually speaking in the ancient language of Utterly Wankered Drunk Beyond Belief

You know I was actually going to install steam and then say hi to you guys on group chat but now that I think about it I should probs wait until June

 

[Hotel Detective]

You know I was actually going to install steam and then say hi to you guys on group chat but now that I think about it I should probs wait until June

And the day is saved once again, thanks to alcohol

 

[Idolon]

[6:24 PM] Sledscratch: "High School Student Wet Love Juice Smell Lubricant"
[6:24 PM] Muddy: btw bakscratch idk if you realise but this isnt google

 

[Tuaam]

And the day is saved once again, thanks to alcohol

Whatever I'll head on to group chat right about now

 

[Psy]

[9:24 PM] dreidelon: love is like an orange b/c you have to wash your hands after eating one before you can use the laptop
[9:25 PM] dreidelon: this is based on my most recent orange eating experience
[9:25 PM] dreidelon: do you think i could be a poet

 

[Another Bad Pun]

zzzzZahndah: i think my dog just ate half of a toblerone
Woozlez: Immediately take it to the vet or nearest animal hospital
Woozlez: Do not hesistate
ekscelle.dll: o no
yrr the reindeer: i think zahn is trying to kill the dog
Woozlez: They probably got something like puppy ipacac or something like that
Woozlez: But hurry!
ekscelle.dll:
ekscelle.dll: go quick
void~: yeah actually legit take care of that
void~: no joking
abp: rip imp
ekscelle.dll: speedy speed boy, gasolines burning
void~: i'll take over imp duties in a bit but yeah take care of the damn dog
abp: no really call a doctor
zzzzZahndah: nah this one is a different dog yrr
Woozlez: WHY ARE YOU STILL AT THE COMPUTER
void~: stop chatting
Woozlez: SAVE YOUR DOG

 

[Muddy]

Hope we get an update on the dog's condition soon

or should I say

a pupdate

 

[Vel0city]

Hope we get an update on the dog's condition soon

or should I say

a pupdate

 

[Nuke]

a pupdate

Mud, have you considered changing your name to Sansdy?

Jeez, my puns are even worse.

 

[BigfootBeto]

1:54 PM - Tuaam: I think I'm really close to getting banned
1:55 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
1:55 PM - Teh_Epic_Engie: uh oh
1:55 PM - Teh_Epic_Engie: closer than you might think
1:55 PM - UEAKCrash: and yet still you don't lern

 

[EksCelle]

1:54 PM - Tuaam: I think I'm really close to getting banned
1:55 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
1:55 PM - Teh_Epic_Engie: uh oh
1:55 PM - Teh_Epic_Engie: closer than you might think
1:55 PM - UEAKCrash: and yet still you don't lern

12:54 PM - UEAKCrash: learn, also

 

[Muddy]

Mud, have you considered changing your name to Sansdy?

Jeez, my puns are even worse.

I guess you could say that joke... bombed.

 

[Nuke]

I guess you could say that joke... bombed.

I just re-fuse to comment on this.

 

[SnickerPuffs]

I guess you could say that joke... bombed.

I just re-fuse to comment on this.

Explosions.

(I-Is this funny? Is this what funny is?)

 

[Nuke]

Explosions.

(I-Is this funny? Is this what funny is?)

Boom Boom.
Who's there?
Bomb
Bomb who?
Bomb, who let the dogfight.

 

[Crowbar]

For some reason when reading let the dog fight I sang it in my head same way as Greg! The stop sign
Try it

 

[Nuke]

New Year night is hard <TF2M Chat>

04:34 - Foxcadial: drunk darren incoming
/// intermission ///
04:35 - Foxcadial: damnit darren
04:35 - Tuaam - stayin for 6 more hours: Tell him to come to chat
04:35 - Foxcadial: im trying
04:35 - Foxcadial: he is on mobile right now
04:35 - Tuaam - stayin for 6 more hours: Idk tell him that you love him or something
04:36 - Tuaam - stayin for 6 more hours: I'll get phi hold on
/// in the meanwhile ///
04:37 - ekscelle.dll: bartender give me a pepsi
04:37 - ProfHappycat: might make some popcorn idk
04:37 - ekscelle.dll: no, im feeling dangerous
04:37 - ekscelle.dll: give me a coca cola
04:37 - ekscelle.dll: my mom wont let me have mtn dew
04:38 - Ol' Saint Nuke: eks, stop acting like you're droonk
/// sorry, back on track ///
04:39 - Foxcadial: ill see if i can get him to talk about tonight for tomorrow
04:39 - Tuaam - stayin for 6 more hours: just tell him that we all want to give him a big hug
04:39 - Tuaam - stayin for 6 more hours: a big, tf2mappers hug
04:39 - Foxcadial: he is fucking gone tbh
/// INTERMEMEMESION ///
04:47 - Ol' Saint Nuke: he took 3 glasses of whiskey
04:47 - Foxcadial: whoever wants to see darren he is on discord
04:48 - Ol' Saint Nuke: oh shite

 

[iiboharz]

16:07 - ProfHappycat: why do dogs have the same viewcone thingy as pirates

 

[Pocket]

Lo-fi Longcat : can you see my spray
Diva Dan : i sure can lo-fi
Lo-fi Longcat : but you're red
Diva Dan : so?
Diva Dan : anyone can see
*DEAD* Diva Dan : no matter what color
*DEAD* Diva Dan : it's 2017
*DEAD* Lo-fi Longcat : never works in the servers I join
*DEAD* Diva Dan : sprays dont work in valve servers
Lo-fi Longcat : I don't join valve servers
Lo-fi Longcat : or sv pure servers
Diva Dan : well idk
Lo-fi Longcat : how else am I meant to see my Big Titty Pyro
Diva Dan : Bigass
Yrrzy : why would you want to see fetish pyrow
*DEAD* Lo-fi Longcat : Because I want to make kissing on her
Diva Dan : i dont
*DEAD* Yrrzy : its gross
Melvineer : TMI
Lo-fi Longcat : that's fine more for me
*DEAD* King Gizzard : yee
Diva Dan : (internal death)
Yrrzy : i have deep issues w/ both the concept and execution of fempyro tbh
*DEAD* Lo-fi Longcat : lms if u would kiss Big Titty Pyro
Diva Dan : there is a good fempyro on the workshop that looks almost identical to normal
void : different strokes for different folks
Pocket has found: The Huntsman
Diva Dan : but i agree that having a deliberately identified pyro is weird
Yrrzy : itd be like an Undertale mod that gives frisk a colossal shlong
chin : uh
*DEAD* Lo-fi Longcat : ngl i'd play underschlong
*DEAD* Yrrzy : hypersexualising the androgynous character
Diva Dan : i cant wait until they add a skin to overwathc that just makes tracer naked
Lo-fi Longcat : uninstall tracer
Melvineer : ...
Lo-fi Longcat : hate her
*DEAD* Yrrzy : thers a tracer skin that makes her naked but it only appears for women cause shes gay
*DEAD* Diva Dan : lol
❄retro❄ : that's me
Diva Dan : How do i get the lesbian DLC
Lo-fi Longcat : how come I don't see naked tracer skin then yrrzy
(Voice) chin: Yes
Lo-fi Longcat : i think ur lying
Yrrzy : cause ur not her type
Yrrzy : she thinks ur creepy
Diva Dan : lol
Lo-fi Longcat : wow what a rude bitch even more reasons to hate tracer
*DEAD* void : is it a redheads only thing
*DEAD* Yrrzy : maybe
*DEAD* Diva Dan : she just doesnt like pyros
*DEAD* Diva Dan : fire is scary

"Because I want to make kissing on her"