Why do you love steam convos?

[radarhead]

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00:44 - ill-boharz: uh
00:44 - Τek: umm
00:44 - Stiffy360: woah
00:44 - Stiffy360: what
00:44 - Ms. Mudpie: eh
00:44 - Ρsyku: well then
00:44 - Ms. Mudpie: ???
00:44 - ill-boharz: cr1tikal voice: i guess i'll go fuck myself then

so that happened

I literally don't know what caused this, I was offline while this happened. Came back and saw it in my chat window.

 

[norfolk]

3:43 PM - Τekku: I like when people whip me in tf2
3:43 PM - Brickinator: and irl
3:43 PM - Brickinator: :B1:
3:43 PM - Τekku: It allows me to make sexual noises
3:43 PM - Brickinator: :B1:
3:44 PM - Ρsy: I wish I had a bottle opener
3:44 PM - Dork Berry: I haven't been whipped before
3:44 PM - Dork Berry: only slapped
3:44 PM - Dork Berry: around the face for being rude

The new "Because so many people have heard about The Beast, it is one of the most well-known roller coasters in the world." from a post up.

 

[Muddy]

22:18 - Brickinator: you are cruising for a bruising
22:19 - Brickinator: you are gagging for a flagging
22:19 - Brickinator: your are begging for a legging
22:19 - Brickinator: your are asking for a basking
22:19 - Brickinator: you are pleading for a bleeding
22:19 - Brickinator: you are pining for a whining
22:19 - Stiffy360: you are greeting for a weeding
22:19 - Ms. Mudpie: you are bricking for a dicking
22:20 - Brickinator: you guys are bad at this

 

[Psy]

00:03 - norfolk terrier: tf2maps chat: 45% programming 45% what seba found on tumblr 9% arguing about some stupid shit 1% mapping

Fairly accurate.

 

[Seba]

the programming bit only applies when layl and someone else who codes are in chat, otherwise that 45% is replaced with me bitching about videogames

 

[Psy]

Yeah. It also forgets the 1% of chat where people complain about how hard it is to make maps. :B1:

 

[Muddy]

00:34 - Ms. Mudpie: it's fair enough that our neighbours are sending us a letter complaining about some of the noise here but the fact they're being so sarky really pisses me off
00:34 - Auwi: http://i.imgur.com/9PMdnoL.jpg
00:34 - Ms. Mudpie: she calls one of us a "sulky little brat"
00:35 - Ms. Mudpie: like, come on
00:35 - Auwi: call her a wanker
00:35 - Auwi: no a bloody wanker
00:35 - Auwi: thats very british
00:35 - Ρsy: ask her to 1v1 each of you
00:35 - Auwi: also you need to hold tea while doing it
00:36 - Auwi: and be in a "queue"
00:36 - Blade x64: tell her to 'fite me irl'
00:36 - Auwi: while eating crumpits
00:36 - Ρsy: yeah
00:36 - Ρsy: just write that on a letter
00:36 - Ρsy: and send it back
00:36 - Fr0z3nR: "Takes one to know one"
00:37 - chin disconnected.
00:38 - ::Egan::: https://i.imgur.com/qysA1xG.jpg
00:38 - Ms. Mudpie: thanks for the advice
00:38 - Ms. Mudpie: i'll get back to you

 

[norfolk]

6:53 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i want to make an awful pun but i doHQUICY

what

 

[Muddy]

00:52 - Fantasmos: this hqdefault thread gets juicier
00:53 - Ms. Mudpie: i want to make an awful pun but i doHQUICY
00:53 - Ms. Mudpie: fuck

It was an awful pun for which I apologise.

 

[Another Bad Pun]

00:52 - Fantasmos: this hqdefault thread gets juicier
00:53 - Ms. Mudpie: i want to make an awful pun but i doHQUICY
00:53 - Ms. Mudpie: fuck

It was an awful pun for which I apologise.

0/10. Like, it's that bad.

 

[norfolk]

0/10. Like, it's that bad.

I guess you could say it's


Another Bad Pun

:B1:

 

[Muddy]

14:28 - umb: poop has ruined every fucking school trip for me

 

[takabuschik]

10:18 AM - Τυmbolisu: that ocd joke doesnt even exist in germany
10:18 AM - Ms. Mudpie: i just try to avoid making remarks like that
10:18 AM - killohurtz: commonplace, yes, but that doesn't mean it can't be insensitive
10:18 AM - Ms. Mudpie: less drama that way
10:19 AM - chin: because we are always socially correct here
10:19 AM - killohurtz: is hq even aware that this steam group exists? because he never comes here nor is he a member of it
10:19 AM - Seba: Because so many people have heard about The Beast, it is one of the most well-known roller coasters in the world.
10:19 AM - Mystyc Cheez: I don't like sensitive people more than insensitive people.
10:20 AM - Mystyc Cheez: I
10:20 AM - Mystyc Cheez: I'd rather live in a society with insensitive people than sensitive ones.
10:20 AM - Seba: glhf

I literally have not got the slightest clue what are people even talking about here.
That's the problem with the chat. It's too noisy, there are usually multiple conversations held at the same time, and it requires you to read english very very fast. But at least it's funny, and at rare times, might even be useful..

And as for the precentage, I think you forgot the 40% mild sexual content, and the 23% begging for more maps for imp...

 

[NoodleCollie]

I found this sitting in my pictures folder for no particular reason.

 

[Tekku]

9:59 PM - Seba: I'm all about the flailing dongs

 

[chin]

21:59 - Seba: I'm all about the flailing dongs

EDIT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Zed]

Not from the group chat, but I'll put it here anyways.

10:03 PM - Springely: Whoever posts that should be shot with a bullet of nitrous oxide.
10:03 PM - ZedArgon: isn't that laughing gas
10:03 PM - Springely: And be ran over with an ambulance.
10:04 PM - ZedArgon: they won't feel it though

 

[Dr. Sasha]

Once upon a time a IMP testing...

Jetro: Fight till the night... to drink coke lite

 

[Crash]

12:21 AM - Fantasmos entered chat.
12:22 AM - ZedArgon: but why are people attracted to shit
12:22 AM - ZedArgon: I don't get it
12:22 AM - ZedArgon: what's so sexy about poopy
12:22 AM - Fantasmos: bye
12:22 AM - Fantasmos left chat.

 

[Idolon]

11:23 PM - peegrits: what about pooping near someone
11:23 PM - peegrits: like coop pooping
11:23 PM - peegrits: that would be dope
11:23 PM - peegrits: cooping
11:23 PM - Ido: co-op pooping
11:23 PM - Ido: tag team
11:23 PM - ZedArgon: like Portal 2 but with poop
11:23 PM - Ido: a poop relay race
11:23 PM - ZedArgon: 10/10 IGN
11:23 PM - Ido: gotta poop your poop into the next racer
11:23 PM - Ido: )) <> ((
11:23 PM - peegrits: ^^^^^
11:24 PM - peegrits: no just pooping with ur s/o while holding their hand
11:24 PM - Ido: oh i see
11:24 PM - peegrits: synch ur bowel movements
11:24 PM - peegrits: its a spiritual thing