Why do you love steam convos?

[Psy]

18:25 - iiboharz: ive been meaning to learn ue4 mapping but it costed dong money

 

[puxorb]

TF2maps chat, where you get your monthly dose of poop talk.





Regardless of whether you wanted it.

 

[Zed]

TF2maps chat, where you get your monthly dose of poop talk.





Regardless of whether you wanted it.

12:22 AM - Fantasmos left chat.

This exemplifies it quite well.

 

[takabuschik]

15:22 - Noizebirthdayze: Can we drink shots off of Seba?

 

[Muddy]

21:10 - Seba: Now my armpits are going to smell like dick...

 

[takabuschik]

Why is it always Seba?

 

[Tekku]

Why is it always Seba?

That's because the chat consists of 50% Seba, 15% Programming, 15% Anime, 9% Other nonsense and 1% Mapping.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

What about the other 10%?

 

[Tekku]

What about the other 10%?

The other 10% is me being bad at math.

 

[Psy]

The other 10% is :B1: obviously.

 

[Zed]

The other 10% is :B1: obviously.

 

[Seba]

23:20 - peegrits: for shame
23:20 - chin: for shame
23:20 - Τeksy: for shame
23:20 - Auwi: for shame
23:20 - Ms. Mudpie: for shame
23:20 - norfolk terrier: for shame
23:21 - Howling Techie: for shame
23:21 - natiform: for shame
23:21 - Ρsyku: for shame

 

[Muddy]

22:20 - peegrits: for shame
22:20 - chin: for shame
22:20 - Τeksy: for shame
22:20 - Auwi: for shame
22:20 - Ms. Mudpie: for shame
22:20 - norfolk terrier: for shame
22:21 - Howling Techie: for shame
22:21 - natiform: for shame
22:21 - Ρsyku: for shame
22:22 - Layl: shame for
22:22 - Tumbolisu: for shame
22:22 - PyroDevil: for shame?
22:23 - Ρsyku: for shane
22:23 - chin: for shane
22:24 - Τeksy: for shane
22:27 - Auwi: for shane
22:27 - natiform: for shane
22:27 - Ms. Mudpie: who's shane
22:27 - PyroDevil: he's shane
22:27 - Ms. Mudpie: oh

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Captain Clam: that's enoguh
Captain Clam: for toady
Captain Clam: mapping
Captain Clam disconnected.

 

[Psy]

01:35 - Τekku: I need to ventilate my balls sometime

 

[radarhead]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Captain Clam: that's enoguh
Captain Clam: for toady
Captain Clam: mapping
Captain Clam disconnected.

Funny thing, none of that was intentional. I was really that tired.

 

[norfolk]

4:32 PM - Ms. Mudpie: and from what i remember they work on single-flag ctf as well assuming you set the capture points and everything correctly
4:32 PM - ekscelle.dll: bots dont work on custom gamemodes.
4:33 PM - Ms. Mudpie: depends on the gamemode
4:33 PM - Seba: please don’t feel the butt plug?
4:33 PM - ekscelle.dll: believe me, ive tried

Seba's interruption mixed with what ekscelle was saying was perfect.

 

[Corvatile]

22:54 - chin: I could eat a knob at night

 

[NoodleCollie]

Pilkington crew.

 

[Vel0city]

captain soupcan: also, source is best engine because of func_fish_pool
Fubar: because "lol consoles can't do it don't invest in that"
captain soupcan: lke who makes that
captain soupcan: yeah well consoles did give us the goo in POrtal 2
Fubar: the water is stupid gorgeous in portal 2 tho
Ρsy: but cod ghosts had fish ai
captain soupcan: they wanted the same effect on the X360 so they recoded it to also take less resources on PC
Ρsy: don't you remember
captain soupcan: yeah well SM64 had fish ai too
captain soupcan: it's nothing new
Ρsy: but could you shoot a man in the face in the same game?
Ρsy: no
Fubar: sm64 is not a fps, doesn't count
Fubar: it's not even a real game!
captain soupcan: no, instead you stomped goombas on their head
Ρsy: exactly
Fubar: I know right, what the fuck

Shots fired at Super Mario 64, thanks to Fubar.


A short while later:

urnb: why was I invited to "Ozzie Free Game Giveaways"
urnb: I'm like the opposite of australian
captain soupcan: mee 2
captain soupcan: not that I dont like aussies.
Fantasmos: cunt
Fantasmos:
captain soupcan: I SAID I LIKED THEM
captain soupcan: WHY AM I A CUNT

*note: i'm captain soupcan.