Why do you love steam convos?

[Davekillerish]

8:24 PM - [4] VBot.exe: Added: cp_blizzard_a5_s1
8:24 PM - PyroDevil: cause i need more feedback for the future version
8:24 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: s1?
8:25 PM - PyroDevil: stage 1
8:25 PM - PyroDevil: if i had a dollar every time someone asked that question
8:25 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: youd have 1 dollar
8:25 PM - PyroDevil: you are not the first, nor the last
8:26 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: 2 cp's 2 pl maps
8:26 PM - The Hotel Detective: s1?
8:26 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: xD

 

[Kube]

8:24 PM - [4] VBot.exe: Added: cp_blizzard_a5_s1
8:24 PM - PyroDevil: cause i need more feedback for the future version
8:24 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: s1?
8:25 PM - PyroDevil: stage 1
8:25 PM - PyroDevil: if i had a dollar every time someone asked that question
8:25 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: youd have 1 dollar
8:25 PM - PyroDevil: you are not the first, nor the last
8:26 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: 2 cp's 2 pl maps
8:26 PM - The Hotel Detective: s1?
8:26 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: xD

@PyroDevil, you and I know the struggle is real.

 

[Ælement]

I had a hacker encounter today. Glorious. (xWarSwe is the guy. I'm Faux Rhino)

• Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain. (crit)
• Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain. (crit)
• Faux Rhinoceros : lmao
• Faux Rhinoceros : when a scout aimbots but still can't kill anyone
• Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain.
• Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain. (crit)
• xWarSwe : nice hajs flux
• xWarSwe : hacks
• Player xWarSwe left the game (VAC banned from secure server)
• Faux Rhinoceros : OOO
• Faux Rhinoceros : CALLED IT
• Faux Rhinoceros : LMAO
• Osama Bin Scratchy : rip Player xWarSwe
• Osama Bin Scratchy : we wont miss you

 

[Bogdy]

The story of this convo is that another friend of mine and I have an inside joke of Professor Heavy being a weeaboo because he used a profile background from NEKOPARA on his Steam profile. Then that other friend of mine and I were playing Left 4 Dead 2 and I got a katana (I had no intention of rubbing it in for Prof. Heavy, as I filled my L4D2 with Star Wars mods, it was a lightsaber. Proof here.) and he told Professor Heavy about it.
(That's a long ass story for this short convo)

Spoiler: Not quite the safest for work

Professor Heavy: YOU
Professor Heavy: STOLE
Professor Heavy: MY
Professor Heavy: FUCKING
Professor Heavy: SWORD
Professor Heavy: I AM GOING TO YELL VERY LOUD AT YOU
(He was going to call me on Steam but I declined it)
<MN> Bogdy Mapper For Hire: Threatening
Professor Heavy: AND DO NOTHING ELSE
Professor Heavy: FUCK YOU ISIS
Professor Heavy: FUCK YOU ISIS LOGIC

 

[Pocket]

From in-game chat yesterday, at various times:

green bean : without moms we'd have no password security questions. thanks mom, for making online banking possible

green bean : i would be better at this game but being a swamp witch has destroyed my skill & my marriage

green bean : I don't think frogs' legs are very good. Where are those legless frogs? no sense in starting new ones

green bean : I miss simpler times when rich white men felt comfortable asking strangers for mustard

 

[StickZer0]

00:58 - Tuaam: Is the SSD fast in bed Jethro?
00:58 - Tuaam: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
00:58 - Jethro - 27 days to XCOM 2: do not make love to the ssd.
00:58 - Tuaam: oh

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Context isn't even necessary

Seba: i'm just saying that tuaam is the only person who thought you were using synths
Yacan1: for the record I am drunk
Yacan1: so
Seba: on what
phi: Tuaam didn't think that
phi: he just asked
Yacan1: reds apple ale
Yacan1: I've had like 4
phi: I doubt he even listened
Seba: LAME
phi: before he asked
Tuaam: phi
Seba: oh my b tuaam
Yacan1: but
Tuaam: why are you talking about me
Yacan1: I've had 2 rolling rocks
Tuaam: what the fuck is going on
phi: holy god
phi: read up
Tuaam: I was joking about the synths
beenut entered chat.
Ynders: that tuaam is a damn synth!!!!
Tuaam: stfu
phi: god damn i need some synths
Seba: THE PLOT TWIST, INCLUDING SUCH HITS AS "I WASTED MY MASTERBALL ON A MAGIKARP" AND "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME (NO HOMO)"
phi: i want a microkorg
the ghostly presence of abp: :steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty:

Spoiler

ADDITIONALLY:

zedxenon: why the fuck can't I queue for a server in cs:go
phi: yacan
phi: calm the fuck down
Yacan1: nor do I know anyone
Yacan1: that plays synth
phi: i'm not saying you do
Seba: you aren't in csgo, zed

 

[Zed]

Seba being cheeky really rattles my prattle.

 

[Fantaboi]

Never tell your password to anyone.

MOTD: http://i.imgur.com/wsdnj2o.jpg

 

[Zed]

Even better:

12:06 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™ entered chat.
12:07 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™: anyone remember the origonal series of Pokemon on tv?
12:07 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™: I don't remember Misty being so bitchy... Maybe I was too young
12:09 AM - Fantasmos entered chat.
12:09 AM - MOTD: http://i.imgur.com/wsdnj2o.jpg
12:10 AM - Fantasmos: lmfao
12:10 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™ left chat.

 

[Idolon]

7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: http://tf2maps.net/resources/bully-free-zone-sign.1141/
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: DOWNLOAD IT NOW
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: IT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE BULLIES
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: PUT IT IN YOUR MAPS
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: ALL CAPS
7:47 PM - stegarootbeer: bullies build character

 

[norfolk]

7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: http://tf2maps.net/resources/bully-free-zone-sign.1141/
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: DOWNLOAD IT NOW
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: IT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE BULLIES
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: PUT IT IN YOUR MAPS
7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: ALL CAPS
7:47 PM - stegarootbeer: bullies build character

That norfolk dude is such a dweeb.

 

[norfolk]

9:01 PM - norfolk terrier: I said "that norfolk dude is such a dweeb" and crash gave my post an agree
9:01 PM - norfolk terrier: is he insulting me
9:01 PM - norfolk terrier: i feel insulted
9:01 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
9:01 PM - UEAKCrash: can confirm
9:01 PM - UEAKCrash left chat.

 

[Osspial]

10:00 PM - norfolk terrier: I said "that norfolk dude is such a dweeb" and crash gave my post an agree
10:01 PM - norfolk terrier: is he insulting me
10:01 PM - norfolk terrier: i feel insulted
10:01 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
10:01 PM - UEAKCrash: can confirm
10:01 PM - UEAKCrash left chat.
10:01 PM - Osspial: great feature.
10:01 PM - norfolk terrier: yep
10:01 PM - bakscratch: crash is a butt though
10:01 PM - hoplitejoe: https://i.imgur.com/tW3VV9H.jpg
10:01 PM - bakscratch: wait for it
10:01 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
10:01 PM - UEAKCrash: can also confirm

Edit: god dammit

 

[Muddy]

Classic Crash.

 

[Psy]

17:41 - umbratile: video games are stupid

 

[Hyperion]

21.43 - stegarootbeer: your relationship goal is to have an interspecies relationship?
21.43 - Muddy: yes
21.43 - Muddy: i just want to fuck dogs ok
21.43 - stegarootbeer: that is not ok

 

[Muddy]

To clarify, I don't actually want to fuck dogs, or indeed any animals besides humans

 

[NoodleCollie]

When the anal is more intense than you expected.

 

[Crash]

Yeeeeah, if we can try to keep this thread a little cleaner, that'd be great. Getting a little excessive.