Why do you love steam convos?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fraz, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. Turnip

    aa Turnip The 80s Vegetable

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    8:29 PM - aui: how can grammar be real if our eyes arn't real
    8:30 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: Fantasmos has the money face
    8:30 PM - a million miltons: *aren't
    8:30 PM - aui: o snap
    8:30 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: :O
    8:30 PM - aui: i am rip'd
    8:30 PM - a million miltons: drops mic
    8:30 PM - a million miltons left chat.
     
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  2. Turnip

    aa Turnip The 80s Vegetable

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    8:24 PM - [4] VBot.exe: Added: cp_blizzard_a5_s1
    8:24 PM - PyroDevil: cause i need more feedback for the future version
    8:24 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: s1?
    8:25 PM - PyroDevil: stage 1
    8:25 PM - PyroDevil: if i had a dollar every time someone asked that question
    8:25 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: youd have 1 dollar
    8:25 PM - PyroDevil: you are not the first, nor the last
    8:26 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: 2 cp's 2 pl maps
    8:26 PM - The Hotel Detective: s1?
    8:26 PM - [T_Ami] Davekillerish: xD
     
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  3. KubeKing

    aa KubeKing Soon it will be different

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    @PyroDevil, you and I know the struggle is real.
     
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  4. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    I had a hacker encounter today. Glorious. (xWarSwe is the guy. I'm Faux Rhino)

    • Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain. (crit)
    • Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain. (crit)
    • Faux Rhinoceros : lmao
    • Faux Rhinoceros : when a scout aimbots but still can't kill anyone
    • Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain.
    • Faux Rhinoceros killed xWarSwe with bazaar_bargain. (crit)
    • xWarSwe : nice hajs flux
    • xWarSwe : hacks
    • Player xWarSwe left the game (VAC banned from secure server)
    • Faux Rhinoceros : OOO
    • Faux Rhinoceros : CALLED IT
    • Faux Rhinoceros : LMAO
    • Osama Bin Scratchy : rip Player xWarSwe
    • Osama Bin Scratchy : we wont miss you
     
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    Last edited: Jan 6, 2016
  5. Bogdy

    Bogdy L4: Comfortable Member

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    The story of this convo is that another friend of mine and I have an inside joke of Professor Heavy being a weeaboo because he used a profile background from NEKOPARA on his Steam profile. Then that other friend of mine and I were playing Left 4 Dead 2 and I got a katana (I had no intention of rubbing it in for Prof. Heavy, as I filled my L4D2 with Star Wars mods, it was a lightsaber. Proof here.) and he told Professor Heavy about it.
    (That's a long ass story for this short convo)

    Professor Heavy: YOU
    Professor Heavy: STOLE
    Professor Heavy: MY
    Professor Heavy: FUCKING
    Professor Heavy: SWORD
    Professor Heavy: I AM GOING TO YELL VERY LOUD AT YOU
    (He was going to call me on Steam but I declined it)
    <MN> Bogdy Mapper For Hire: Threatening
    Professor Heavy: AND DO NOTHING ELSE
    Professor Heavy: FUCK YOU ISIS
    Professor Heavy: FUCK YOU ISIS LOGIC
     
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  6. Pocket

    aa Pocket func_croc

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    From in-game chat yesterday, at various times:

     
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  7. StickZer0

    aa StickZer0 💙💙💃💙💙

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    00:58 - Tuaam: Is the SSD fast in bed Jethro?
    00:58 - Tuaam: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    00:58 - Jethro - 27 days to XCOM 2: do not make love to the ssd.
    00:58 - Tuaam: oh
     
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  8. Another Bad Pun

    aa Another Bad Pun dare to meme

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    Context isn't even necessary

    Seba: i'm just saying that tuaam is the only person who thought you were using synths
    Yacan1: for the record I am drunk
    Yacan1: so
    Seba: on what
    phi: Tuaam didn't think that
    phi: he just asked
    Yacan1: reds apple ale
    Yacan1: I've had like 4
    phi: I doubt he even listened
    Seba: LAME
    phi: before he asked
    Tuaam: phi
    Seba: oh my b tuaam
    Yacan1: but
    Tuaam: why are you talking about me
    Yacan1: I've had 2 rolling rocks
    Tuaam: what the fuck is going on
    phi: holy god
    phi: read up
    Tuaam: I was joking about the synths
    beenut entered chat.
    Ynders: that tuaam is a damn synth!!!!
    Tuaam: stfu
    phi: god damn i need some synths
    Seba: THE PLOT TWIST, INCLUDING SUCH HITS AS "I WASTED MY MASTERBALL ON A MAGIKARP" AND "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME (NO HOMO)"
    phi: i want a microkorg
    the ghostly presence of abp: :steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty:

    ADDITIONALLY:
     
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  9. Zed

    aa Zed Certified Most Crunk™

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    Seba being cheeky really rattles my prattle.
     
  10. Fantasma

    aa Fantasma

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  11. Zed

    aa Zed Certified Most Crunk™

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    Even better:

    12:06 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™ entered chat.
    12:07 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™: anyone remember the origonal series of Pokemon on tv?
    12:07 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™: I don't remember Misty being so bitchy... Maybe I was too young
    12:09 AM - Fantasmos entered chat.
    12:09 AM - MOTD: http://i.imgur.com/wsdnj2o.jpg
    12:10 AM - Fantasmos: lmfao
    12:10 AM - TϵddySchnɑpps™ left chat.
     
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  12. Idolon

    aa Idolon the worst admin

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    7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: http://tf2maps.net/resources/bully-free-zone-sign.1141/
    7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: DOWNLOAD IT NOW
    7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: IT WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE BULLIES
    7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: PUT IT IN YOUR MAPS
    7:47 PM - norfolk terrier: ALL CAPS
    7:47 PM - stegarootbeer: bullies build character
     
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  13. norfolk terrier

    norfolk terrier L3: Member

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    That norfolk dude is such a dweeb.
     
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  14. norfolk terrier

    norfolk terrier L3: Member

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    9:01 PM - norfolk terrier: I said "that norfolk dude is such a dweeb" and crash gave my post an agree
    9:01 PM - norfolk terrier: is he insulting me
    9:01 PM - norfolk terrier: i feel insulted
    9:01 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
    9:01 PM - UEAKCrash: can confirm
    9:01 PM - UEAKCrash left chat.
     
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  15. Osspial

    Osspial L2: Junior Member

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    10:00 PM - norfolk terrier: I said "that norfolk dude is such a dweeb" and crash gave my post an agree
    10:01 PM - norfolk terrier: is he insulting me
    10:01 PM - norfolk terrier: i feel insulted
    10:01 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
    10:01 PM - UEAKCrash: can confirm
    10:01 PM - UEAKCrash left chat.
    10:01 PM - Osspial: great feature.
    10:01 PM - norfolk terrier: yep
    10:01 PM - bakscratch: crash is a butt though
    10:01 PM - hoplitejoe: https://i.imgur.com/tW3VV9H.jpg
    10:01 PM - bakscratch: wait for it
    10:01 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
    10:01 PM - UEAKCrash: can also confirm

    Edit: god dammit
     
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  16. Muddy

    aa Muddy Muddy

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    Classic Crash.
     
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  17. Psy

    aa Psy The Imp Queen

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    17:41 - umbratile: video games are stupid
     
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  18. Hyperion

    aa Hyperion L16: Grid Member

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    21.43 - stegarootbeer: your relationship goal is to have an interspecies relationship?
    21.43 - Muddy: yes
    21.43 - Muddy: i just want to fuck dogs ok
    21.43 - stegarootbeer: that is not ok
     
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  19. Muddy

    aa Muddy Muddy

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    To clarify, I don't actually want to fuck dogs, or indeed any animals besides humans
     
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  20. x6herbius

    aa x6herbius

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    When the anal is more intense than you expected.