Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must