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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!"
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you,"
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you", replied the remarkable
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan.
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away.
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh,"
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking
 
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this
 

Vel0city

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly
 

Zed

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics.
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel.
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they
 
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations!
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!"
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must