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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off. Caused a ugly and cloudy eclipse
 

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off. Caused a ugly and cloudy eclipse of our glorious
 
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off. Caused a ugly and cloudy eclipse of our glorious big jelly doughnut
 

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off. Caused a ugly and cloudy eclipse of our glorious big jelly doughnut which Gabe suddenly
 

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off. Caused a ugly and cloudy eclipse of our glorious big jelly doughnut which Gabe suddenly devoured like Galactus
 

Vel0city

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off. Caused a ugly and cloudy eclipse of our glorious big jelly doughnut which Gabe suddenly devoured like Galactus devoured a sandwich.
 
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Barbara Walters went
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover.
 

Vel0city

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initialy murdered
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried
 

Vel0city

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo",
 

Empyre

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", Whippee Goldburger was