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Vel0city

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider
 

Empyre

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of
 

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Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as
 
Oct 6, 2008
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavours
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a
 

radarhead

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted.
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later,
 
Oct 6, 2008
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied
 

Izotope

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all
 

Bunbun

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,965
450
Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion.
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl
 

Izotope

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May 13, 2013
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary
 

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Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off.
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmallows. One should consider the consequences of toasting marshmellows, as Barbra Walters endeavors 2Fort with a serious attitude. Also, Merasmus teleported when marshmellows were toasted. 3 updates later, Whoopie Goldberg whoopied nothing at all while whooping whooped Miss Pauling into a whoopie cushion. Strange, considering Dustbowl is not Granary because the giant canary was on and not off. Caused a ugly