3 word story

[Tango]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing thepineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffsdied. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media.Luckily, there were real lifepolicemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lackof fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is aterrible necro who, whileunzipping his stuffed otter, discovered thathe brought the wrong colored dyefor said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store andbought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,andsome delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough suyrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution erscalated, as the lead and harmful

 

[n8five484]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing thepineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffsdied. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media.Luckily, there were real lifepolicemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lackof fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is aterrible necro who, whileunzipping his stuffed otter, discovered thathe brought the wrong colored dyefor said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake, he went to the store andbought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,andsome delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough suyrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the lead and harmful role in Cats

 

[Empyre]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media.Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the lead and harmful role in Cats was bestowed upon

 

[Tango]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media.Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, whileunzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought thewrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the leadand harmful role in Cats was bestowed upon Thee. After all

 

[Maid]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media.Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, whileunzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought thewrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the leadand harmful role in Cats was bestowed upon Thee. After all Cats was the

 

[Tango]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough towhip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtownTeufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stolemedia.Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana andsome raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, whileunzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that hebrought thewrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the leadand harmful role inCats was bestowed upon Thee. After all Cats was the top S tier

 

[Empyre]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough towhip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtownTeufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stolemedia.Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana andsome raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, whileunzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that hebrought thewrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the leadand harmful role inCats was bestowed upon Thee. After all Cats was the top S tier Broadway musical, that

 

[That's the plan]

Whoops wrong thread

 

[FunkEdge]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough towhip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtownTeufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stolemedia.Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana andsome raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, whileunzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that hebrought thewrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the leadand harmful role inCats was bestowed upon Thee. After all Cats was the top S tier Broadway musical, that had a live

 

[Tango]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough towhip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtownTeufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stolemedia.Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attackwith a banana andsome raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipatefor is a terrible necro who,whileunzipping his stuffed otter,discovered that hebroughtthewrong colored dye for saidstuffed otter.Realizing his mistake,he went to the store and boughtsome milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead,mercury, asbestos,and somedelightful dark-chocolate-coveredcough syrup. The merciful Walmartemployees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the lead and harmful role inCats wasbestowed upon Thee. After all Cats was the top S tier Broadwaymusical, that a live Bad singing contest.

 

[SnickerPuffs]

Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who,while unzipping his stuffed otter,discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.Realizing his mistake,he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead,mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the lead and harmful role in Cats was bestowed upon Thee. After all Cats was the top S tier Broadway musical, that had a live bad singing contest.

After that mess,

 

[Tango]

After that mess, a sudden noise

 

[Mâché]

After that mess, a sudden noise: SURPRISE TRAIN HORN

 

[n8five484]

After that mess, a sudden noise: SURPRISE TRAIN HORN with a swirl

 

[Tango]

After that mess, a sudden noise: SURPRISE TRAIN HORN with a swirl. Descended upon the

 

[Tango]

After that mess, a sudden noise: SURPRISE TRAIN HORN with a swirl. Descended upon the end.



Today, 10 years ago; A story started.

10 years of countless strangers and mappers imputing their own twist on a never-ending spiral of madness. A story a decade in the making which was a collective effort to keep the story alive.
14219 words, 458 forum pages,
A true marvel of what internet strangers can accomplish.
To celebrate the occasion I have compiled the entire TF2maps.net 3 Word Story into a single document for all to read.

In the document you can see the progression of internet culture, a time capsule of sorts where the cultural shifts of the 2010's can be seen and read. And see the evolution of the thread, from its primitive beginnings, it's prime and to its eventual slow decay into obscurity. The document has been edited slightly with the edition of chapters, slight changes for easier readability and formatted into a story that at least makes a little sense. Additionally anyone can comment on the document. Feel free to leave any reactions you like.

Spoiler: Disclaimer:

Site rules still apply to this document. Please don't be an asshole I do not want to have to babysit a google doc.

And with that final message and the decay and with the death of this thread, after a decade of continual additions, great changes and failures,

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the entire TF2maps.net 3 word story.

 

[SnickerPuffs]

After that mess, a sudden noise: SURPRISE TRAIN HORN with a swirl. Descended upon the end.



Today, 10 years ago; A story started.

10 years of countless strangers and mappers imputing their own twist on a never-ending spiral of madness. A story a decade in the making which was a collective effort to keep the story alive.
14219 words, 458 forum pages,
A true marvel of what internet strangers can accomplish.
To celebrate the occasion I have compiled the entire TF2maps.net 3 Word Story into a single document for all to read.

In the document you can see the progression of internet culture, a time capsule of sorts where the cultural shifts of the 2010's can be seen and read. And see the evolution of the thread, from its primitive beginnings, it's prime and to its eventual slow decay into obscurity. The document has been edited slightly with the edition of chapters, slight changes for easier readability and formatted into a story that at least makes a little sense. Additionally anyone can comment on the document. Feel free to leave any reactions you like.

Spoiler: Disclaimer:

Site rules still apply to this document. Please don't be an asshole I do not want to have to babysit a google doc.

And with that final message and the decay and with the death of this thread, after a decade of continual additions, great changes and failures,

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the entire TF2maps.net 3 word story.

I wonder if any madmen are willing to gather up all this nonsense into a pastebin or something.

 

[Tango]

I wonder if any madmen are willing to gather up all this nonsense into a pastebin or something.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2hjojlJUA