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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms,"
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?,"
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude.
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez.
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the
 

Vel0city

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that
 
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something that requires commanding
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something silly, pink Japanese
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something silly, pink, Japanese and overly perky.
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something silly, pink, Japanese and overly perky. And so he
 

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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something silly, pink, Japanese and overly perky. And so he jumped to the
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something silly, pink, Japanese and overly perky. And so he jumped to the conclusion that it's
 
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something silly, pink, Japanese and overly perky. And so he jumped to the conclusion that it's conclusive to the
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Barbara Walters went to Badwater and picked up some saltwater taffy for her lesbian lover. "That went amazingly terrible!" said her murdered gay butler who initially murdered her for fried frog legs. Suddenly Pineapples. "Oh Nooooo", said Barbara, "What was Whippee Goldburger doing last night?!" "I'll tell you!", replied the remarkable Red Fox Reagan. He flew away. "Dank meme bruh," he said, shaking a Richard Nixon off of Mount Dew, during this rapid unscheduled disassembly of US Politics. Unknowingly, they had invaded RD_Astroid and capped the intel. And now they are dead. "Congratulations! The test is only just beginning!" "Next, you must eat these brooms." "You mean shrooms?," asked some prude. "No," replied the sexy transsexual frog Rajita Rodrigo Rodriguez. After that, the Holy Commander of Badwater commanded that someone command something silly, pink, Japanese and overly perky. And so he jumped to the conclusion that it's conclusive to the conclusion. The end.