Why do you love steam convos?

B!scuit

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 12, 2016
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Kube

Not the correct way to make lasagna
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LeSwordfish

semi-trained quasi-professional
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Aug 8, 2010
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[3:18 PM] freestyle cuddling: Semen has protein in it and it's also "cream" which is associated with coffee
[3:19 PM] freestyle cuddling: Just uh. Jack off into your coffee is what I'm suggesting I guess
[3:20 PM] freestyle cuddling: I call it: Bukkoffee
[3:20 PM] Ida: not jackoffee?
[3:20 PM] freestyle cuddling: Oh that's good too
[3:20 PM] Ida: I mean I appreciate the pun
[3:21 PM] Ida: but maybe you'd rather have some bukkake (it's a pun on cake but it doesn't show up in text) with your jackoffee
[3:21 PM] Jess : 'jackoffee' sounds like some kind of mythical creature
[3:22 PM] freestyle cuddling: Starbucks secret menu
[3:25 PM] Jess : "boy, i could go for a starbucks right now" "yeah, well, i don't think we got time for a handjob right now"
[3:26 PM] Ida: wait I
[3:26 PM] Ida: have we had t his conversation before
 

Idolon

they/them
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Feb 7, 2008
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[1:14 PM] lockheed squartin: someone has clearly not been paying attention to their laundry as they carry it upstairs because there's a trail of socks through the school, one every few feet
[1:14 PM] lockheed squartin: like if hansel and gretel were foot fetishists
 

nᵗʰSonata

Takes way to long to make and update maps
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Jun 11, 2015
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I just noticed this
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BigfootBeto

Party Time 2.0!
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Jun 8, 2016
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Our one Silver Star role doesn't come online enough otherwise my joke would be completed:

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Ah yes. The classic Halloween dubstep song. "♫ Spookier ♫ Spooky ♫ Scary ♫ Skeleton ♫ "

Sends shudders through my backbone.