Why do you love steam convos?

Nov 2, 2010
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it's CURTAINS for @Darren

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Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
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i should drink less:


22:17 - Zahndie: how many small plastic discs would i have to pay you for the game
22:18 - Zahndie: my budget of small plastic disks is around 200
22:18 - |GJ| Spuke: when you read disks as dicks
22:18 - |GJ| Spuke: small plastic dicks XDDDDDDDD
 

Cartfridge

L2: Junior Member
Jul 29, 2015
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LeScaredfish: "His car-based perversion was deeper than latent
On piston shaped condoms he took out a patent"
I dinne ken: forever team heavy: aww
I dinne ken: forever team heavy: cute
I propose a "confused" rating.
 

Yrr

An Actual Deer
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Sep 20, 2015
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Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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With nobody else in chat:

9:29 PM - Captain Chiroptera entered chat.
9:30 PM - Captain Chiroptera: P R O C R A S T I N A T I O N
9:30 PM - Captain Chiroptera: help me
9:31 PM - Captain Chiroptera disconnected.
 

TyeZenneth

L6: Sharp Member
May 31, 2014
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6:40 AM - Tye: The baseless stupidity of the masses never ceases to astound me.
6:40 AM - Tye: I just want to kick and scream and shout at this point.
6:40 AM - I dinne ken: forever team heavy: mhmm
6:41 AM - LeScaredfish: - Shadow the hedgehog, 2004
 

Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
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Well that escalated quickly (no emoticons)

20:35 - AsG_Alligator: getting Crowbar isnt a bad idea anyway cause it may be usefull to you later on as well
20:36 - Spook: it's like a condom, you buy it, you forgot why you bought it and its just laying here gathering dust cause you might need it one day
20:37 - AsG_Alligator: anyway, get it, use it to decompile that model
20:37 - Hyperion: TF2M should sell condoms :3
20:37 - TumBOOlisu: oh whoops oh. i dropped my monster condom
20:37 - Ghost of Urban : wouldn't get much use
20:37 - Spook: kek
20:38 - Hyperion: VIP gives you one condom
20:38 - Hyperion: lifetime supply
20:38 - Spook: kek
20:38 - Captain Chiroptera: Cordon Condoms™
20:38 - AsG_Alligator: lmao
20:38 - Spook: one per 2 month of VIP
20:38 - Spook: kek
20:38 - Spook: there's worse version of them
20:39 - Spook: RadiusCulling Condoms™
20:39 - Captain Chiroptera: no
20:39 - AsG_Alligator: Occluder Condoms™
20:39 - Spook: and worst gift to your friend
20:39 - Hyperion: Nodraw Condoms
20:39 - Spook: Leak Condoms™
20:39 - Hyperion: oh no
20:39 - Spook: *** leaked ***
20:40 - Captain Chiroptera: Radius culling won't protect you from anything
20:40 - Captain Chiroptera: It would just cut the dick off
20:40 - Spook: dearlord
20:40 - AsG_Alligator: im dead
20:40 - Spook: Clam, your imagination is too brutal
 

Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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The hell am I looking at
 

Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Wait are there actually fake news sites that are made entirely out of stories shat out by half-literate spambots now? And they get clicks through like Taboola ads and the like?

When robots achieve sentience and start campaigning for human rights, shit like this is gonna top the list of why people are prejudiced against them. Mark my words.