Why do you love steam convos?

[nickybakes]

i love this out of context

 

[Auwi]

 

[Berry]

i love this out of context

I'm concerned

 

[LeSwordfish]

I'm concerned

It's nothing personal.

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[LeSwordfish]

luxatile: what's wrong with jizz

 

[ProfHappycat]

1:13 PM - хвзз: googly goodness...can someone remind me how to add a map to the queue? :S
1:13 PM - void~: !ass
1:13 PM - aui: the best state
1:13 PM - ProfHappycat: !add
1:13 PM - [9]VBot: Incorrect Syntax!: !add <mapname> <url> <notes>
1:13 PM - void~: woops
1:13 PM - void~: s is next to d
1:13 PM - abp: cheeky

 

[SnickerPuffs]

Some fun ones from the TF2 Emporium discord.

 

[Muddy]

00:33 - RodionJenga: damn it i missed the sucking balls part of the convo

 

[MaccyF]

 

[ProfHappycat]

9:29 PM - [ypreD yranidrO emoS tsuJ] entered chat.
9:29 PM - [ypreD yranidrO emoS tsuJ]: i want to cum inside rainbow dash.
9:29 PM - [ypreD yranidrO emoS tsuJ] was banned by [CLIPPING]Crash.
9:29 PM - [CLIPPING]Crash: eat a fucking dick
9:29 PM - [CLIPPING]Crash: finally caught that shit
9:29 PM - Osspial: yay
9:30 PM - NOT Dan Quayle: swat the gnat

 

[Another Bad Pun]

ProfHappycat disconnected.
anguish: hi ProfHappycat

 

[Muddy]

In a Left 4 Dead 2 lobby:

fOnK joined.
Corvatile: get the fOnK out of here
fOnK left.

 

[14bit]

9:14 PM - Svode [S>TF2 Keys @$2.20]: pssh
9:14 PM - Svode [S>TF2 Keys @$2.20]: Im gonna take a shower because its sunset
9:14 PM - Svode [S>TF2 Keys @$2.20]: with the lights
9:14 PM - Svode [S>TF2 Keys @$2.20]: OFF
9:14 PM - Svode [S>TF2 Keys @$2.20]: wish me luck with not dying
9:14 PM - ProfHappycat: can't wait until u trip and fall on the toilet
9:14 PM - Berry: nows our chance!
9:15 PM - abp: sometimes i shower with the lights off
9:15 PM - abp: it's ok i guess
9:15 PM - ProfHappycat: there's 0 ambient light in my bathroom since it's fully indoors so i can't have that luxury
9:15 PM - Berry: if u cant see urself then nobody is naked
9:17 PM - abp: if you cant see the water, are you really taking a shower?
9:17 PM - Berry: no
9:17 PM - ProfHappycat: then what r u feeling
9:17 PM - Berry: if u cant see the shower, r u really water
9:18 PM - ProfHappycat: How Can Showers Be Real If We Aren't Real
9:19 PM - abp: shrodinger's shower
9:20 PM - RodionJenga: everyone needs to sober up
9:20 PM - iiboharz is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:20 PM - Star Bright is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:20 PM - RodionJenga left chat.
9:20 PM - ProfHappycat: or shower up
9:20 PM - abp: where did he goooooooo
9:20 PM - Berry: i dont drnink
9:21 PM - ProfHappycat: to sober up/shower up duh
9:21 PM - ProfHappycat: our philosophy hit him so hard it made him rethink his life
9:21 PM - ProfHappycat: we're just that smrat

 

[Tuaam]

luxatile: what's wrong with jizz

There's nothing wrong with a genre of music from star wars

 

[ProfHappycat]

8:45 PM - aui: my dad is cutting some pvc pipe and it sounds like really bad farting

 

[ProfHappycat]

1:02 PM - Erk: KRAKA
1:02 PM - Erk: TOA
1:02 PM - Erk left chat.

 

[LeSwordfish]

RodionJenga: if you have one eye all blinks are winks and v/v

:tea:

 

[Another Bad Pun]

phi: buddy if you have more than one hole in your ass boy do i have something to tell you

 

[Muddy]

ass boy

 

[Tuaam]

phi: buddy if you have more than one hole in your ass boy do i have something to tell you