Why do you love steam convos?

[Crash]

9:02 PM - phi @ iibo: source fucking sucks ass
why must it torture me so
i want to die now
- a haiku by phi

edit:

9:03 PM - Yrrzy: source blues in steam chat
one phrase echoes out above
"works on my machine"

edit2:

9:05 PM - phi @ iibo: despite all my rage
i still use this crummy thing
(please teach me unreal)

edit3:

9:06 PM - UEAKCrash: fucking shit ahh fuck
I just fucked up so, so bad
Autosave was off

 

[phi]

F*ck Source
by Phi
based off a true story

I load my map and go to say
“I wonder what I'll make today!”
I spend some time, feeling amused,
there's so much feedback I can use!


When suddenly, compile stops
The log showing "A leak, a prop!"
The pointfile that shows no sign
The Source engine just makes me cry.


What does it mean, that red line there,
It taunts me, turning to a dare
“I'll let you see your map in game,
Just have to find why I'm a pain!”


I spend some time, I'm growing weak,
My options seeming rather bleak.
When Crash tells me, I'm left in shock,
They're instances, they should be not!


Collapsing them I do so now,
Turn slowly to compile pal.
I say “Go forth! May you see VRAD,”
No leaks! I scream, no longer mad.


I turn, relieved, sunk in my chair,
This engine just does not play fair!
One day it works, the next it snaps,
F*ck source, it doesn't give a crap.

 

[nickybakes]

F*ck Source
by Phi
based off a true story

I load my map and go to say
“I wonder what I'll make today!”
I spend some time, feeling amused,
there's so much feedback I can use!


When suddenly, compile stops
The log showing "A leak, a prop!"
The pointfile that shows no sign
The Source engine just makes me cry.


What does it mean, that red line there,
It taunts me, turning to a dare
“I'll let you see your map in game,
Just have to find why I'm a pain!”


I spend some time, I'm growing weak,
My options seeming rather bleak.
When Crash tells me, I'm left in shock,
They're instances, they should be not!


Collapsing them I do so now,
Turn slowly to compile pal.
I say “Go forth! May you see VRAD,”
No leaks! I scream, no longer mad.


I turn, relieved, sunk in my chair,
This engine just does not play fair!
One day it works, the next it snaps,
F*ck source, it doesn't give a crap.

Should be in the Art Thread because this is just brilliant.

 

[Hyperion]

For a moment I felt so lonely

 

[zahndah]

Whenever I'm in chat alone after a ghost I talk to myself.

What I say is none of your business.

 

[Nuke]

Whenever I'm in chat alone after a ghost I talk to myself.

What I say is none of your business.

You meany busyness?

/offtopic of offtopic thread

 

[Hi5TBone]

The Hotel Detective: I just super glued a tortilla to my hand
ekscelle.dll: what happened
The Hotel Detective: I super glued a tortilla to my hand

 

[FrostyHoneyJuicy]

Normal day in Casual Mode

 

[Another Bad Pun]

 

[Crowbar]

Holy whatever, I know the first song I'll play if I ever learn guitar.

 

[LeSwordfish]

Tuaam: honestly I think I'd fuck a normal girl

 

[Crowbar]

where's the context
we're discussing in which letter would tuaam fuck vbot

 

[Muddy]

Tuaam: honestly I think I'd fuck a normal girl

you know what they say: never stick your dick in crazy

 

[Hotel Detective]

You know what they say: All toasters toast toast

toasters toast bread
Dont you respectfully disagree with me you burnt toast eating mother fucker

 

[Diva Dan]

Clearly you've never toasted toast before

 

[Hotel Detective]

Clearly you've never toasted toast before

I'm not a sick freak

 

[Zed]

toasters toast bread
Dont you respectfully disagree with me you burnt toast eating mother fucker

No I don't think you understand, there's a very old-school meme going on here.

 

[Davekillerish]

The (temp or possible perm) TF2Maps.net discord has a chat bot

 

[LeSwordfish]

mum stop it ur making me feed entered chat.
Zahndah: hi chin

 

[Muddy]

21:17 - Possessed Inkie Shark: how would you all feel is I put a cat picture for dotd?
21:17 - Possessed Inkie Shark was kicked by LeSwordfish.