Why do you love steam convos?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fraz, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. Hyperion

    aa Hyperion L16: Grid Member

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    21.55 - Corvatile has changed their name to Corvatile (1).
    21.55 - Corvatile (3): i am the superior clone
    21.55 - Corvatile (1): do this
    21.55 - Corvatile (2): now im corvatile 1?
    21.55 - Corvatile (1) has changed their name to Corvatile (2).
    21.55 - Corvatile (2): no
    21.55 - Corvatile (2): still (2)
    21.55 - Corvatile (2): so there is no corvatile one
    21.55 - Corvatilе: im the original one wihtout numbers
    21.56 - Corvatile (2): the original clone is dead

    22.11 - Muddy: okay which corvatile is which
    22.11 - Corvatile (2): im zahndah
    22.12 - Corvatile (3): no
    22.12 - Corvatile (3): im zahndah
    22.12 - Corvatile (2): okay
    22.12 - Corvatile (2): im the real corvatile
    22.12 - Corvatile (3): I'M spartacus
    22.12 - Muddy: will the real corvatile please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
    22.12 - oJethrℴ: are there any other corvatiles i should know about
    22.12 - Corvatile (2): do i count
    22.12 - Yrrzy: *pulls one last tiny corvatile out of her pocket*
     
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  2. Crowbar

    aa Crowbar

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    where is me? i was a corva without any numbers using magic of cyrillic
     
  3. Muddy

    aa Muddy Muddy

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    13:04 - kos8bit -lft: i am really sad that i never had an oportunity to play beta tf2
    13:04 - kos8bit -lft: the original beta
    13:05 - Corvatile entered chat.
    13:05 - Puffbit~: don't, it wasn't much beta than the current (☞゚∀゚)☞
    13:05 - kos8bit -lft: wat
    13:05 - Seba: what
    13:05 - Seba: oh
     
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  4. Corvatile

    aa Corvatile

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    19:51 - Seba: i scrolled past a pic of throwup on fb and thought "wow what could possibly be the caption there"
    19:51 - Seba: turns out it was a salad
     
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  5. TyeZenneth

    TyeZenneth L6: Sharp Member

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    12:12 PM - Tye: or laundry room is the cupboard under the stairs
    12:12 PM - Tye: harry washer
    12:12 PM - umb: washing clothes is a hygiene thing, which ALL happens in the bathroom
    12:12 PM - Tye: and the goblet of dryer

    Nobody appreciates my genius.
     
  6. Cartfridge

    Cartfridge L2: Junior Member

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  7. Osspial

    Osspial L2: Junior Member

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    Osspial: it really annoys me when people capitalize words like "the"/"and" in titles
    Osspial: irrationally
    Muddy - 5 days~: 'And' looks weird yeah
    Dr Tunk Bit, M.D.~: my tummy hurts
    Osspial: but there are a few words that you just don't capitalize
    Muddy - 5 days~: 'The' can sometimes make sense
    Muddy - 5 days~: if it's the first word i nthe sentence, or it's a prominent The
    Osspial: yeah
    Muddy - 5 days~: otherwise yeah, i like to keep it lowercase
    Osspial: or "or"
    Osspial: what reasonable person would capitalize "or"?
    Muddy - 5 days~: yeah
    Muddy - 5 days~: well again, if it was a prominent Or
    Muddy - 5 days~: if there's emphasis on the Or
    Muddy - 5 days~: Or no longer looks like a word
    phi: Why Would You Tell The Little Letters Or Less Prominent Ones To Not Be Capitalized? Every Word Deserves The Same Importance.
    Fantasmos: phi no
    Muddy - 5 days~: slow down there jaden smith
    Osspial: -_-
    Osspial: get out
    phi: ( /s )
    Fantasmos: This isn't communism
    Fr0z3nR left chat.
    Fantasmos: This is
    Fantasmos: :B1: CAPITALISM

    There are some puns that are just too great to go unrecorded.
     
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  8. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    08:21 - Flytnn: the next person to tak is smelly
    08:21 - Flytnn: *talk
     
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  9. Crowbar

    aa Crowbar

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    this smelly human first convinced us shes smelly and now tries to convince us it was a fake
     
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  10. Berry

    aa Berry spooky scary skeletons

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    Shows what you know ;)
     
  11. Hoplitejoe

    aa Hoplitejoe cuz

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    01:59 - Blade x64: Jethro was a mistake and Valve acknowledges this
     
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  12. Yacan1

    aa Yacan1 D I G I T A L I N F L U E N C E R

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  13. Idolon

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    Qutstanding nuntortoise: shame the undertale comp scene never took off
     
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  14. Muddy

    aa Muddy Muddy

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    Not a Steam convo, but I joined the EU server in anticipation of an imp and I thought some others had joined too but they turned out to be randies, and then we had this pleasant exchange...

    Muddy - 2 days : hi
    Welcome back to the TF2M Servers!
    *DEAD* Muddy - 2 days : wait i don't know any of you
    Muddy - 2 days was automatically assigned to team BLU
    This server tracks your anonymised gameplay data on behalf of Heatmaps.tf.
    You can view the Heatmaps.tf privacy policy by typing !hm_privacy
    Welcome back to the TF2M Servers!
    GhosTz1k was automatically assigned to team RED
    ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream was automatically assigned to team BLU
    ♛Mr.Gordo♛ ☠Supimpa☠ was automatically assigned to team RED
    (Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!
    (Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!

    GhosTz1k : Are u stupid?
    ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream : go way muddy
    (Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!
    GhosTz1k : ITS OBVIOUS I DONT KNOW ANYONE OF US
    GhosTz1k : THIS IS A ONLINE GAME OK?
    GhosTz1k : U ARE SO DUMB
    Muddy - 2 days : what
    GhosTz1k : Yes
    GhosTz1k : THIS IS A SERVER
    GhosTz1k : NOOB
    GhosTz1k : LEAVE THE GAME U CUNT
     
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  15. Vel0city

    aa Vel0city func_fish

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    INHALE MY DONG!: DUDE.
    INHALE MY DONG!: You have to see this:

    INHALE MY DONG!: The video. THIS MUSIC.
    INHALE MY DONG!: YOU WILL HAVE AN ORGASM. GUARANTEED.
    Vel0city: Oh I've seen and heard it, and had my orgasms. My ears more than my eyes, but orgasms nonetheless
    Vel0city: Here, have the one without all the other sounds, just the music:

    Vel0city: listening to it as we speak
    INHALE MY DONG!: This is amazing.
    Vel0city: and having an orgasm
    Vel0city: I don't care if I get ear damage while listening to this music with the volume turned up to 11. it's so worth it
    INHALE MY DONG!: i want this as my ringtone so i can play it for 4 minutes before picking up and be like sorry it took so long to pick up, had an orgasm while listening to this ringtone lol
    Vel0city: who wouldn't
    Vel0city: (the ringtone part that is)


    edit lol what even is this formatting
     
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  16. Vel0city

    aa Vel0city func_fish

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    The perks of an F2P game: mad 14-year-olds.
     
  17. Nicky

    aa Nicky Lets try something new!

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    This still cracks me up @Muddy
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  18. Hyperion

    aa Hyperion L16: Grid Member

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    13.50 - psy#21558: hi umb
    13.50 - umbratile: hi
    13.50 - Muddy: hi umb
    13.50 - umbratile: hi
    13.50 - Cartfridge: hi umb
    13.50 - umbratile: hi
    13.51 - Hyperion: hi umb
    13.51 - umbratile: hi
     
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  19. Vel0city

    aa Vel0city func_fish

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    hi umb
     
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  20. Idolon

    aa Idolon the worst admin

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