Why do you love steam convos?

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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11:57 - Corvatile entered chat.
11:57 - Howling Techie: I have a solid snake
11:57 - Corvatile: hi
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Spoiler'd cos it's kinda long.
15:19 - Turbo Lover: Why am I using a controller
15:19 - Turbo Lover: This is awful
15:19 - Donut the Vikingchap is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
15:19 - Dr. Orange: You even have an Xbox controller in your house?
15:20 - hotlinejoe entered chat.
15:20 - Ms. Mudpie: i have an xbox controller
15:20 - Ms. Mudpie: they're fuckin awesome
15:21 - Ms. Mudpie: but playing tf2 with a controller is not
15:21 - Turbo Lover: I have a PS4 controller
15:21 - Dr. Orange: PS4 controllers work with pc? Gotta try that out.
15:21 - Digaag Wa Riz disconnected.
15:21 - Turbo Lover: http://uk.pcmag.com/controllers-acc...w-to-use-a-ps4-dualshock-4-controller-on-a-pc
15:22 - Donut the Vikingchap is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
15:22 - Tekku entered chat.

15:22 - Ms. Mudpie: just use an xbox controller
15:22 - Ms. Mudpie: you just plug it in and it downloads the drivers
15:22 - Ms. Mudpie: and boom, it's working
15:22 - Dr. Orange: But then you need an xbox.
15:23 - Ms. Mudpie: no you don't
15:23 - Red Robot entered chat.
15:23 - Dr. Orange: To get the controller.
15:23 - Ms. Mudpie: you can buy controllers separately
15:23 - Red Robot: Is there anything wrong with making player clips with big blocks instead of thin walls?
15:23 - Turbo Lover: I don't have an xbox controller Mudpie
15:23 - Dr. Orange: What idiot buys a controller for a console you don't have? That's like buying pencils when you don't have paper.
15:23 - Ms. Mudpie: i don't own an xbox, never had, but i have an xbox controller for pc gaming
15:23 - Ms. Mudpie: and no, robot
15:23 - Red Robot: ok, blocks is faster and easier :D

15:23 - Ms. Mudpie: again, for PC gaming, orange
15:24 - Ms. Mudpie: and sucks2bu turbo
15:24 - Tekku: Rude
15:24 - Dr. Orange: Then the pc is like a piece of wet cardboard you have to draw on, becuase you bought color pencils but don't have paper.
15:24 - Turbo Lover: Not really Mudpie?
15:24 - Ms. Mudpie: i don't even know what you're talking about anymore
15:24 - Turbo Lover: The PS4 controller works
15:25 - Ms. Mudpie: xbox controllers are great for PC gaming
15:25 - Ms. Mudpie: well, controllers generally
15:25 - Ms. Mudpie: not for FPSs, mind, but for things like driving games and platform games
15:25 - Freyja: I had a nice controller for dark souls
15:25 - Freyja: but I lost the wireless reciever
15:25 - Ms. Mudpie: and turbo, i'm jsut saying xbox controllers are way easier to set up
15:25 - Freyja: I wish I could find it
15:25 - Tumbolisu: my controller has a wire
15:25 - Dr. Orange: Compare using controllers for pc gaming to using a paddle for drawing.
15:26 - Dr. Orange: And pencils for boating.
15:26 - Tumbolisu: orange what are you trying to achiee
15:26 - Ms. Mudpie: again, what the hell are you even talking about
15:26 - Tumbolisu: *achieve
15:26 - Dr. Orange: Controllers are for consoles and mouse and keyboard for pcs. End.
15:26 - Freyja: Well unfortunately the sad fact is sometimes games ported to the pc don't work well with keyboard and mouse
15:26 - Ms. Mudpie: controllers are no worse for PC gaming than mouse + keyboard
15:26 - Freyja: ie. dark souls 1
15:26 - Tumbolisu: are you trying to tell us that super meat boy is meant to be played with a keyboard?
15:26 - Dr. Orange: Never heard of.
15:26 - Ms. Mudpie: dr orange that is entirely false
15:27 - Ms. Mudpie: controllers are for general gaming, not specifically console gaming
15:27 - Dr. Orange: You use it what it comes bundled with.
15:27 - Alias is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
15:28 - Freyja: My pc didn't come bundled with a keyboard or mouse
15:28 - Turbo Lover: Is Dr Orange being dumb again
15:28 - Freyja: or controller
15:28 - Ms. Mudpie: are you even lisening
15:28 - Howling Techie: two words
15:28 - Howling Techie: racing games
15:28 - Ms. Mudpie: and yes, turbo
15:28 - Ms. Mudpie: racing games, platform games
15:28 - Ms. Mudpie: shitty PC ports
15:28 - Tumbolisu: binding of isaac is also great with controller
15:28 - Howling Techie: also lots of third person games
15:28 - Ms. Mudpie: the Walking Dead games are also way better suited for controllers than PC games
15:28 - Ms. Mudpie: er, not PC games
15:28 - Ms. Mudpie: keyboard + mouse
15:29 - Howling Techie: stuff like the assassin's creed games, third person shooters, cover shooters
15:29 - Howling Techie: lots of those are just as good, if not better, with a controller
15:29 - Freyja: nah I don't like controllers for third person games
15:29 - Dr. Orange: This is starting to turn into a non-sensial "I'm right, you suck" situation. I'm leaving.
15:29 - Dr. Orange left chat.
Today we learned that explaining something to Dr. Orange is like teaching tricks to a stubborn cat.

Bonus:
15:32 - Dr. Orange entered chat.
15:32 - Dr. Orange: Btw, I'm right, you suck.
15:32 - Dr. Orange left chat.

In the words of worMatty, what a muppet.
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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12:05 PM - Corvatile: what's the keyboard shortcut for print scree

It was at that moment when Brick knew he had fucked up.
 

Vincent

&#128296 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi &#128296
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9:03 PM - KP entered chat.
9:04 PM - KP: ummm....
9:04 PM - KP: hello..?
9:04 PM - idolon: hi
9:04 PM - Seba: hi
9:04 PM - stegarootbeer: hi
9:04 PM - KP: and .... bye
9:04 PM - KP left chat.
 

Fruity Snacks

Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums
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Noizeblaze

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Noizeblaze: What's up.
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Noizeblaze: Aisde from your wank internet.
Fantasmos: wooooow
Fantasmos: my wank internet isn't even till later
Fantasmos: oh, you mean it as an expression

It's always the watershed hour somewhere.
 

Kube

Not the correct way to make lasagna
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11:22 PM - Jethro: pass_imfull

Jethro shares my sense of humor; this made me chuckle.