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radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in
 

Bunbun

aa
May 18, 2014
401
782
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00
 

chemelia

yndersn't
aa
May 11, 2014
406
619
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
aa
Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train
 

Dr. Sasha

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 5, 2013
185
86
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer, who apparently tried
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer, who apparently tried licking Sniper's Piss
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
aa
Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer, who apparently tried licking Sniper's Piss-filled Freight Train of
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer, who apparently tried licking Sniper's Piss-filled Freight Train of infinite shenanigans and
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer, who apparently tried licking Sniper's Piss-filled Freight Train of infinite shenanigans and violent monkey dancers
 

Another Bad Pun

In the shadows, he saw four eyes lit by fire
aa
Jan 15, 2011
806
1,850
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer, who apparently tried licking Sniper's Piss-filled Freight Train of infinite shenanigans and violent monkey dancers, ending the world.
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
aa
Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by the lack of Gordon Freeman in full-life consequences, but when a func_fish_pool with Fish AI™ have no fish you need 10.00 liters of blood to satiate their need for sacrifices to Train Meghan Trainor's trainer, who apparently tried licking Sniper's Piss-filled Freight Train of infinite shenanigans and violent monkey pole dancers, ending the world.