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After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were mildly amused by