3 word story

[Vel0city]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of Source 2 engines

 

[Bunbun]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of Source 2 engines , soon, Putin came

 

[radarhead]

Why you guys keep skipping 2 posts back?

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built

 

[Kill_the_Bug]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3

 

[UKCS-Alias]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks.

 

[Empyre]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added

 

[Izotope]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus

 

[Zed]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now

 

[radarhead]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one

 

[Zed]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed,

 

[Vel0city]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went

 

[radarhead]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles

 

[Empyre]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him

 

[Zed]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head.

 

[Vel0city]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said:

 

[Bunbun]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS A

 

[Kill_the_Bug]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS A FAKE NEVER INTENDED TO EVER BE PRODUCED THUS ALIENATING OUR MOST LOYAL FAN BASE OF GAMERS OUT THERE (Sorry could not help myself)

 

[UKCS-Alias]

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*

I shortened your spam to fit.

 

[Digaag Wa Riz]

(When I made a new paragraph I didn't mean to start a new story but whatever)

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the Souce 2 engines exploded. Soon, Putin came and built Half-Life 3 by combining matchsticks. Then, he added Chemical X, thus killing Gabe Newell. Mr. Bojangles now had no one. Now clinically depressed, Captain Soupcan went to comfort Bojangles by bringing him Gabe Newell's head. Then Gabe said: HL3 WAS *INSERT RAGE HERE*. Valve's fans were