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Hotel Detective

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[1:45 PM] omni: alright so right now my model is that tracer and sonic stand with the centers of their bodies D feet apart, on two parallel race tracks R feet long, on an infinite massless plane with no air resistance; sonic has an acceleration function A_s(t) defining his acceleration wrt time which can be integrated to obtain his position travelling in a straight line; tracer has reaction time R_t and sonic has reaction time R_s; tracer has acceleration function A_t(t) and follows a path that continually approaches the point ahead of the center of sonic such that a ray travelling at the speed of light towards that point such that the ray and the center of sonic would intersect the point at the same instant; tracer has a spread S in minutes of arc and a repeating fire rate F measured in pulses per second and is assumed to have infinitely precise eyesight aiming with an infinitely thin reticle; the goal is to calculate the probability of success for tracer given these variables, specifically by first finding a function defining her probability of success at a time t and then integrating the timewise success function Q(t) to obtain the overall probability of success Q
[1:46 PM] omni: that's obviously too many variables to put in a 2D graph but most of them like reaction time should be held constant anyway
[1:47 PM] omni: track length and tracer's spread are probably the best two to graph, and then adding time makes it 3D
[1:51 PM] omni: conclusion: tracer forfeits the race and then receives a nobel prize for discovering the world's first infinite massless plane
I'm assuming killing the opponent is considered cheating and would be a cause for disqualification.
 

Nuke

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Daily does of hate towards Source:

19:51 - Nuke-m: It's func_flagdetectionzone bug itself
19:51 - Nuke-m: *f bomb* source engine m9
19:54 - Nuke-m: there's a cheeky-ass fix
19:54 - Nuke-m: slapping a func_respawnroomvisualiser right in front of cap area
19:54 - Nuke-m: *k word*
 

athena

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reevO - cs.money: terrists bought all the gas cans post 9/11 thats why our jerbs went away and gas was $5 in the 45 states no one cares about

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reevO - cs.money: that indian man came here after becoming a doctor and became a doctor and thats the day i lost my jerb
Flamecat42: was he nuclear jesus
reevO - cs.money: nah he was still in his pre-saiyan bad religion form, american jesus
⛐ worMatty#2166: Hi ben
reevO - cs.money: he just smoked a lot of pot in hermosa beach and sang about how everything suchs
Flamecat42: does he eat oreos milkless
reevO - cs.money: no but if the day comes where i see that happen it may be the only time i ever pull out my concealed handgun
Flamecat42: k
reevO - cs.money: that shits weird, good boy points are like all and well with the world compared to a man eating oreos with no filling
reevO - cs.money: and does he de-icing them, and re-wrap? in the same wrap? to give off less impression? or does he not care and just do it whille we all watch?
 
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LeSwordfish

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Atlusia

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from an argument of how old we are

the thing is too long for this chat but it was going on for around 16 minutes straight...

5:47 PM - Foxeli: is reality even real?
5:48 PM - Foxeli: am I in the matrix?
5:48 PM - Foxeli: god this is a PC program
5:48 PM - Foxeli: WAKE ME UP (wake me up inside)
5:48 PM - - ̗̀ Darren ̖́-: CANT WAKE UP
5:48 PM - Foxeli: and now were spouting memes...
5:48 PM - Foxeli: probably for the better
 

athena

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[8]VBot left chat.
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I dinne ken: forever team heavy: vbot is the real villian
くコ:彡: well uh
くコ:彡: technichally nah

iiboharz disconnected.
くコ:彡: lol
I dinne ken: forever team heavy: couldnt handle the memes
 

athena

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Freyja: The soundtrack to this game is so good
Freyja: And so are the animations
Freyja: 2B runs so smoothly it's like water

ODSP: take a sip, it's just like water
Freyja: Like she tilts slightly to the side when running when you move the analog stick slightly to the side
Freyja: Which makes it feel remarkably good
Freyja: Instead of just turning the model

- ̗̀ Darren ̖́-: is there boob and ass physics
Freyja: no