Why do you love steam convos?

[LeSwordfish]

19:06 - Howling Techie: heh I think I just saw the cat eat a 1inch screw
19:06 - Howling Techie: that's gonna be a bad time for someone

 

[Pocket]

Probably the cat!

 

[Psy]

21:47 - Corvatile: mudpie let me let you in on a secret
21:47 - Corvatile: we are secretly all shit at almost everything
21:48 - Corvatile: we just pretend we are experts so people believe we are
21:48 - Corvatile: i should know, i have a degree in applied psychology

 

[chemelia]

5:48 PM - aui: in the sims sometimes I marry someone and then kill them to get money
5:49 PM - aui: it works pretty well

 

[Muddy]

As if people don't do that in real life.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

At least EA succesfully managed to get realism in a game for once.

 

[NoodleCollie]

16:33 - umbootile: well I mean I'd totally swim with pigs, they're cute
16:33 - umbootile: but why do I need to go to bahamas to do that
16:34 - pumpkin psy: I'm drawing a blank
16:34 - Tekku: Carribean pigs are more attractive than european ones
16:34 - Tekku: Imagine pigs with at an in bikinis
16:34 - Tekku: a tan*
16:34 - PuffBOO!! : I don't have to, I already saw your mother last night
16:34 - PuffBOO!! :

16:34 - ZahnPIRE: ouch
16:34 - Tekku: Hot

 

[Atlusia]

10:32 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: whats green and has wheels?
10:32 PM - Ms. Bloodpie: a green car
10:32 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: GRASS i lied about the wheels!
10:32 PM - Ms. Bloodpie: a green car also has wheels
10:33 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: FUCK

 

[Muddy]

16:16 - umbootile: these sweatpants are disgustingly hot
16:16 - umbootile: it's like wearing 3 sweaters on your legs
16:16 - umbootile: how did they even achieve the technology to do this
16:16 - Corvatile: child labour

 

[takabuschik]

16:16 - umbootile: these sweatpants are disgustingly hot

I love taking sentences out of context

 

[Atlusia]

3:59 PM - Corvatile: you know who is a poet though?
3:59 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: me?
3:59 PM - Corvatile: jesus
3:59 PM - Corvatile: and he loves you
3:59 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: damnit
3:59 PM - Spooky Scary Deer: ur a poet and u dont know it
3:59 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: aww thank you
4:00 PM - ZahnPIRE: i can rhyme any time

 

[Atlusia]

4:00 PM - Corvatile: I'm a lyrical miracle spiritual miracle lyrical
4:00 PM - Ms. Bloodpie: i could be a poet but i tend to just blow it
4:00 PM - Corvatile: hey mudpie, a lot of artists have to turn to prostitution
4:00 PM - Corvatile: there's no shame in it
4:00 PM - Corvatile: it's how you go up in the art world
4:00 PM - Ms. Bloodpie: i never said there was
4:01 PM - Ms. Bloodpie: prostitution is never far from my mind when i'm job hunting
4:01 PM - LeSwordfish: surely thats how you go down in the art world
4:01 PM - Corvatile: heyoooooooooooo
4:01 PM - Ms. Bloodpie: zing
4:01 PM - Spooky Scary Deer: loud metal again
4:01 PM - Spooky Scary Deer: why do i have to share a house with an aspiring metal band
4:01 PM - Spooky Scary Deer: fuck
4:02 PM - ZahnPIRE: is it heavy
4:02 PM - ZahnPIRE: oh
4:02 PM - Dasnvi: The keyword is aspiring.
4:02 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: hahah very funny

 

[Atlusia]

5:09 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: guys... help me....
5:10 PM - ZahnPIRE: too busy
5:10 PM - umbootile: too bubsy
5:10 PM - Tekku: too bumblebeesy
5:10 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: my mom found 3 cats in a ditch and now we have them in our room and i cant move a muscle because 2 of them are on my lap...
5:10 PM - umbootile: nice
5:10 PM - Spooky Scary Deer: nice
5:10 PM - Tekku: nice
5:10 PM - idolon: nice
5:10 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: HELP ME
5:10 PM - phi: nice
5:10 PM - umbootile: pet them
5:11 PM - Nioxed: i became last XD
5:11 PM - BMO: so what's the problem
5:11 PM - killohurtz: aww
5:11 PM - phi: idolon!!!!!
5:11 PM - ZahnPIRE: push them off
5:11 PM - Howling Techie: wow
5:11 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: ITS BITING MY FOOT!
5:11 PM - idolon: idolon!!!!!
5:11 PM - Howling Techie: what a nerd
5:11 PM - phi: hey
5:11 PM - Tekku: WAGQ
5:11 PM - Spooky Scary Deer: nice
5:11 PM - phi: i got the THUMBS
5:11 PM - Tekku: I need to poop
5:11 PM - killohurtz is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
5:11 PM - idolon: thumbed

 

[LeSwordfish]

Darren: Anime is real
Darren: trust me

 

[fubarFX]

BAILEY THE MLG KID: CAN U GIVE ME REF
BAILEY THE MLG KID: CUZ I CANT CRAFT
BAILEY THE MLG KID: UH
BAILEY THE MLG KID: DUDE
BAILEY THE MLG KID: CAN U TRADE WITH ME
Fubar: not feeling the all caps
BAILEY THE MLG KID: ITS STUCK

 

[worMatty]

Reminds me of Mac users in MvM who say they can't press F4. Use the Function button ffs.

 

[Muddy]

One time when I was in the Mann vs Machine lobby, for whatever reason all my messages were in block capitals regardless of whether or not I had caps lock on. Shift didn't do anything either. I was permanently shouting.

"THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!"

 

[Atlusia]

11:25 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: so does iibo not want a "corn dog"?
11:28 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: okay i got to get some sleep good night oh and iibo if you are still there tomorrow i mabye will give you that "corn dog"
11:28 PM - hutty disconnected.
11:28 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: g'night
11:28 PM - The Hotel Detective: \p
11:28 PM - The Hotel Detective: \o
11:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: nighty night
11:29 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: ho and mabye for you mudpie
11:29 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: okay now im going to bed
11:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: a ho for me?
11:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: nice
11:30 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: yes and guess what? a long corn dog too!
11:30 PM - Ms. Mudpie: damn, i've hit the jackpot
11:31 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: i will pay 10'000 $ for 10 hours
11:32 PM - Ms. Mudpie: one grand an hour
11:32 PM - Ms. Mudpie: works for me
11:32 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: alright what day what time?
11:33 PM - Ms. Mudpie: right here, right now

11:33 PM - The Hotel Detective: /gets the camera
11:33 PM - G2A CASCADIAL <hyperx>: GET THE FUCK OUT HOTEL
11:33 PM - The Hotel Detective: No
11:33 PM - The Hotel Detective: and that's that

 

[Tekku]

7:29 PM - worMatty ⛧: To type, the impossible type.
7:29 PM - worMatty ⛧: To post, necro thread up above.
7:29 PM - worMatty ⛧: To share, in the forumite's sorrow
7:30 PM - worMatty ⛧: To live, like a pain in the nuts.
7:30 PM - worMatty ⛧: This is my quest, to be a great tit. No matter the heartbreak, or however I'm shit.
7:30 PM - worMatty ⛧: To fight for the fright, of unquestionable trolls.
7:31 PM - worMatty ⛧: To be willing to post myself in to the hellish great halls.
7:31 PM - worMatty ⛧: And I know if I'll only be cruel, in this underhand quest,
7:32 PM - worMatty ⛧: That my fingers continue to type, 'til I've been such a pest.
7:32 PM - worMatty ⛧: And the forum, will be worse off for this.

Poetry by Matty, 2015.

 

[Seba]

Fanta tries to convince us that his bot can be trusted with a silver star in the Steam group

13:42 - Fantasmos: I don't think I want it to moderate
13:43 - Fantasmos: but having !ANNOUNCE ---------
13:43 - Fantasmos: seems reaally nice
13:43 - Fantasmos: or even !IMPANNOUNCE and it gets the maps from !maps
13:43 - Fantasmos: !maps
13:43 - [AutomatedBot WIP]FANTASBOT:
myarse ,