Why do you love steam convos?

[14bit]

6:33 PM - Puffbutt: im drunk and hat a shit night
6:33 PM - Puffbutt: ask me awkward questions
6:33 PM - [SPQR]Hyperion: do you like gay porn
6:33 PM - Puffbutt: duh
6:33 PM - 14bit: Bye!

To my credit, I was saying that I was leaving chat.

 

[Osspial]

To my credit, I was saying that I was leaving chat.

And for good reason.

 

[14bit]

10:27 PM - TMP: WTF
10:27 PM - TMP: why is amazon advertising stethoscopes to me
10:28 PM - Freyja entered chat.
10:28 PM - Stiffy360 [PPM-Λ]: because they thought you needed to check yourself before you rek yourself
10:28 PM - TMP: now admittedly
10:28 PM - TMP: they are up to $10 off
10:29 PM - TMP: but still
10:29 PM - TMP: I have 0 use for them

 

[Zed]

8:50 PM - zedxenon: alright so it only answers if you specifially type "ghost?"
8:50 PM - Fantasmos: yes
8:51 PM - Fantasmos: will fix one day
8:51 PM - Fantasmos: actually no, prefer it like this
8:51 PM - TMP: did someone say
8:51 PM - TMP: ghost?
8:51 PM - [Bot]FANTASBOT disconnected.

 

[fubarFX]

Freyja: I really feel like my D needs to be more interesting but I really don't know how
Jivvi: a lot of people feel like their d needs to be more interesting
Fantasmos: getting the size right is important
Fantasmos: but not essential

 

[LeSwordfish]

::Egan::: do you guys think pooping would be faster if we lubricated our buttholes prior to
umb: not unless you're constipated
umb: though I don't think that would help much either
umb: so my answer is no and also wtf

 

[Hotel Detective]

::Egan::: do you guys think pooping would be faster if we lubricated our buttholes prior to
umb: not unless you're constipated
umb: though I don't think that would help much either
umb: so my answer is no and also wtf

You would have to go SO deep for that to have any effect.

 

[Corvatile]

Say NO to muslim in europe! : i HATE imigrants

 

[zahndah]

Say NO to muslim in europe! : i HATE imigrants

Say NO to muslim in europe! : 'EVERYONE IS RACIST'

also

Say NO it muslim in europe! : 'Wow, 3 people have called me racist today.'

 

[Jethro]

...So nobody freaks out; this person wasn't actually in the chat.

 

[Tumby]

Who said that anything posted here needs to have happened in the TF2maps chatroom?

 

[NoodleCollie]

Say NO to muslim in europe! : i HATE imigrants

I missed the colon in the middle of this sentence the first time and thought it was just a random outburst.

 

[Fantaboi]

Who said that anything posted here needs to have happened in the TF2maps chatroom?

It should be at least specified it wasn't. I honestly don't mind steam/TF2 posts in here that aren't from our steam chat.

 

[Psy]

21:27 - hoplitejoe: you are mildly hitler

 

[LeSwordfish]

Army Hitboot Knife Female: oh hey
Army Hitboot Knife Female: 24hrs till my date
It Just Works™: you have a date
It Just Works™: that's cool
Army Hitboot Knife Female: thank you
It Just Works™: I can't have a "date"
Army Hitboot Knife Female: why "can't"
It Just Works™: I'm muslim
It Just Works™: also I get this error message
It Just Works™: Setup file 'gameinfo.txt' doesn't exist in subdirectory Hl2
Yrrzy: you get an error message when you try to date?

 

[Pocket]

Source is not a good engine for making dating sims apparently

 

[Davekillerish]

18:33 - Jethro: hello sir it is me stemm suport pls give me your everything
18:34 - Darren: k stemm suport
18:34 - Darren: my password is ayylmao
18:34 - Darren: pls save my items

Sounds like that new valve phone thing isnt such a bad idea after all. Look how crafty this thief was.

 

[Tumby]

Bonus context:

15:54 - Corvatile: have you ever deep-throated a whole terry's chocolate orange
15:54 - hoplitejoe: no
15:54 - Tumbolisu: no
15:54 - Corvatile: me neither
15:54 - aui: no
15:55 - LeSwordfish entered chat.
15:55 - hoplitejoe: it's a ball
15:55 - hoplitejoe: how would you deepthoat it without choking to death?
15:55 - LeSwordfish: okay you know what never mind
15:55 - LeSwordfish left chat.


BTW, if you guys wanna color names the same as they are in the steam chat, the HEX values are:

[COLOR=#90BA3C]green[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#54A5C4]blue[/COLOR]

 

[StickZer0]

16:17 - Seba: football with a builtin fleshlight
16:17 - Seba: :incredible:

 

[saph]

4:24 PM - Tekku: Hi Wilson
4:24 PM - Tekku: Are you new to mapping
4:24 PM - Tekku: !tf2m Mappers Guide
4:24 PM - [1] FANTASBOT: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Talk:Flying_Guillotine

Just beautiful.....