Tf2Maps Themed pick-up lines or yo mamma jokes

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  1. Fantasma

    aa Fantasma

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    Basically what the title says, could relate to this site, or just mapping in general.


     
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  2. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    Or, for some people here, VVIS takes longer than Vrad, if it evers comes to it.
     
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  3. shadowslasher11

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    "How do you like your props? Because mine is static at the moment."
     
  4. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    Hi there princess. How about i put my rock005.mdl in your train_tunnel_01.mdl?
     
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  5. Muddy

    Server Staff Muddy Muddy

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    You can open my areaportal anytime~
     
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  6. Curtain_Pole

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    Some props may call you static, but to me you're dynamic
     
  7. Bakscratch

    aa Bakscratch Finisher of Maps

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    "I wouldn't SKIP you"
    "Damn you are one fine SIGHTLINE"
    "Girl you are my SEAL to my LEAK"
    "I would HAMMER you"
    "I'd like to CARVE you"
    "You turn my OBJECTS into SOLIDS"
     
  8. RubbishyUser

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    Entitty.
     
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  9. BigBros

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    Do you have a map? As I'm getting lost in your eyes.
    Mappers have skilled fingers; if you know what I mean.
     
  10. puxorb

    aa puxorb L69: Emoticon

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    I turned off radius culling, but still can't see all of dat ass.
     
  11. fubarFX

    aa fubarFX The "raw" in "nodraw"

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    did you set up your env_tonemap_controller? because I'm blinded by your beauty

    you'll be so wet we will need a water_lod_control
     
  12. Crash

    aa Crash func_nerd

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  13. Idolon

    aa Idolon the worst admin

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    you wanna be my !gf
     
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  14. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    So I had a few passing ideas for yo mamma jokes since I saw this last night but couldn't turn them into anything that made sense. As they got more convoluted I suddenly I got inspired to go all out in a completely different direction. Here is the result of that.

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    The Limits of Love
    Beauty not found in MAX_MAP_MODELS
    nor painted with MAX_MAP_BRUSHES
    My choice out of MAX_MAP_FACES
    is none other than you.

    I'll turn over MAX_MAP_LEAFS
    and brave MAX_MAP_PORTALS
    Go to the MAX_MAP_EDGES
    for none other than you.

    I'll fly on MAX_MAP_PLANES
    and wait through MAX_MAP_OVERLAYS
    My heart needs MAX_MAP_VISIBILITY
    of none other than you.

    Brighter than MAX_MAP_WORLDLIGHTS
    radiant beyond MAX_MAP_LIGHTING
    The joy that fills MAX_MAP_AREAS
    is none other than you.

    _____________________________________________

    Designs of the Heart
    I will close no door,
    keep not a secret,
    from you who I adore.

    If balance unable,
    find your level in me,
    I will keep you stable.

    When all hope seems gone,
    and the world is so cold,
    I'm there for you in spawn.

    I will take all your hurt,
    brush it far n' away,
    and hug you like a shirt.

    No void will keep apart,
    nor distance shall fade,
    the feelings of my heart.

    _____________________________________________


    Disclaimer: That shirt line is almost too stupid even for me, but I still like it too much.

    I hope you caught all the double meanings in that second one. I managed to keep it (almost) completely understandable to a non-mapper/gamer.

    Disclaimer 2: I never really studied poetry but I tried to give #2 an actual pattern/rhythm.
     
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  15. Shanghai

    Shanghai L6: Sharp Member

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    Are you an exploit I didn't know about? Because I can't wait to uncover you. Because you are hot. please date me
     
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  16. Izotope

    aa Izotope Never releases maps

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    Girl, I will retexture your clothes to NODRAW.
    I will SNAP my selection to your GRID.
     
  17. UKCS-Alias

    aa UKCS-Alias Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?

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    My map is taking a leak...
     
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  18. Digaag Wa Riz

    Digaag Wa Riz L3: Member

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    Baby, let's carve till we become invalid solids.
     
  19. Idolon

    aa Idolon the worst admin

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    gonna carve you so hard tonight that when you try and load the next morning, you're gonna hurt so bad it'll feel like you're missing a part of your body
     
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  20. UKCS-Alias

    aa UKCS-Alias Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?

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    Vertex edited your comment to fix it...

    Dont make me use the displacement tool on your face because of that huge vertex error you made there!

    :p

    (and yes, there is room for improvement on that 'insult')