Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fantasma, Sep 28, 2014.
Basically what the title says, could relate to this site, or just mapping in general.
Or, for some people here, VVIS takes longer than Vrad, if it evers comes to it.
"How do you like your props? Because mine is static at the moment."
Hi there princess. How about i put my rock005.mdl in your train_tunnel_01.mdl?
You can open my areaportal anytime~
Some props may call you static, but to me you're dynamic
"I wouldn't SKIP you"
"Damn you are one fine SIGHTLINE"
"Girl you are my SEAL to my LEAK"
"I would HAMMER you"
"I'd like to CARVE you"
"You turn my OBJECTS into SOLIDS"
Do you have a map? As I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Mappers have skilled fingers; if you know what I mean.
I turned off radius culling, but still can't see all of dat ass.
did you set up your env_tonemap_controller? because I'm blinded by your beauty
you'll be so wet we will need a water_lod_control
!fb dat ass
you wanna be my !gf
So I had a few passing ideas for yo mamma jokes since I saw this last night but couldn't turn them into anything that made sense. As they got more convoluted I suddenly I got inspired to go all out in a completely different direction. Here is the result of that.
The Limits of Love
Beauty not found in MAX_MAP_MODELS
nor painted with MAX_MAP_BRUSHES
My choice out of MAX_MAP_FACES
is none other than you.
I'll turn over MAX_MAP_LEAFS
and brave MAX_MAP_PORTALS
Go to the MAX_MAP_EDGES
for none other than you.
I'll fly on MAX_MAP_PLANES
and wait through MAX_MAP_OVERLAYS
My heart needs MAX_MAP_VISIBILITY
of none other than you.
Brighter than MAX_MAP_WORLDLIGHTS
radiant beyond MAX_MAP_LIGHTING
The joy that fills MAX_MAP_AREAS
is none other than you.
Designs of the Heart
I will close no door,
keep not a secret,
from you who I adore.
If balance unable,
find your level in me,
I will keep you stable.
When all hope seems gone,
and the world is so cold,
I'm there for you in spawn.
I will take all your hurt,
brush it far n' away,
and hug you like a shirt.
No void will keep apart,
nor distance shall fade,
the feelings of my heart.
Disclaimer: That shirt line is almost too stupid even for me, but I still like it too much.
I hope you caught all the double meanings in that second one. I managed to keep it (almost) completely understandable to a non-mapper/gamer.
Disclaimer 2: I never really studied poetry but I tried to give #2 an actual pattern/rhythm.
Are you an exploit I didn't know about? Because I can't wait to uncover you. Because you are hot. please date me
Girl, I will retexture your clothes to NODRAW.
I will SNAP my selection to your GRID.
My map is taking a leak...
Baby, let's carve till we become invalid solids.
gonna carve you so hard tonight that when you try and load the next morning, you're gonna hurt so bad it'll feel like you're missing a part of your body
Vertex edited your comment to fix it...
Dont make me use the displacement tool on your face because of that huge vertex error you made there!
(and yes, there is room for improvement on that 'insult')
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