3 word story

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words,with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!", Merasmus
 

theatreTECHIE

Yet another Techie for the net...
aa
Jun 19, 2015
459
461
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over a
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously
 

SC PL

local shitposter
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Jun 25, 2015
378
407
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over
 

Kraken

Few more zeros and ones for the site to proccess
Dec 21, 2014
430
121
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
1,331
1,873
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words,with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen died. The End.
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as
Never Ending Story here we come!
 
May 25, 2015
391
308
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his
 

SC PL

local shitposter
aa
Jun 25, 2015
378
407
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
820
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired merasmus from
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,331
1,873
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words,with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen."died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired merasmus from MannCo. and Co.!
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words,with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen."died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!"
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen."died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying
 

Another Bad Pun

In the shadows, he saw four eyes lit by fire
aa
Jan 15, 2011
809
1,864
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen."died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in