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CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about make a sandwich
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener.
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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t is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
t is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
413
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out merasmus of the
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
1,331
1,873
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence.
 
May 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter
 

SC PL

local shitposter
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Jun 25, 2015
378
407
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of
 

SC PL

local shitposter
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Jun 25, 2015
378
407
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
1,331
1,873
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him.
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
378
407
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that

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CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
413
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming,
 

theatreTECHIE

Yet another Techie for the net...
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Jun 19, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing