Why do you love steam convos?

.jpeg: try carrying a 20 pound iron cast bathtub with a midget scrubbing his back with an elephant
.jpeg: down the world's longest staircase
Zahndar: im ok thanks
.jpeg: wait what did i just say

Tuaam: Remember that comic stip called Peanuts
Tuaam: why do the adults talk very weird in that
Tuaam: I noticed that and realized
Crowbar: guys
Tuaam: I'm serious

[4:07 PM] Seba: oh i was at a friend's house today, asked to borrow his ipad so i could read some comics on it
[4:07 PM] Seba: load up twatd, read a few pages, he wants to see what im reading
[4:08 PM] Seba: scrolls down, next page is a lesbian strap-on sex scene
[4:08 PM] Seba: like full spread
[4:08 PM] The "Gasoline Lad": full spread as in double-page or legs
[4:08 PM] Seba: both

5:55 PM - - ̗̀ Darren ̖́-: jesus what a intense ass game
5:56 PM - void~: hyphenate when necessary, darren
5:57 PM - Layl: What an intense ass-game

Why did you post Death Grips lyrics

killohurtz [3:23 PM]
so I'm home for the weekend and my parents are like "we're out working in the yard but we'll be back in by 10:30"
yeah sure you're totally "working" "outside" on Easter Sunday
what could they possibly be doing out there???

leswordfish [3:48 PM]
it took me a minute to realise that egg hunts were a thing and i swear i thought you were implying your parents were fucking in the back garden

idolon [3:49 PM]
same
eggs arent the only thing that rabbits are known for
...wait

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we have fun in the staff slack

LeSwordfish said:

we have fun in the staff slack

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Tuaam: Somewhere, something is happening on the ocean floor
Osspial: you aren't wrong
Tuaam: You don't know that, do you?
Faux Rhinoceros: polychaete sex is happening on the sea floor
Faux Rhinoceros: right now
Tuaam: Most likely
Faux Rhinoceros: i would go as far as to classify the likeliness to be extreme

Just a casual collab disscussion about alpha detailing:

23:00 - 42: wot this tilt door
23:01 - Nuke: 21:22 - Nuke: WHERE'S MY ANTIFRUSTRATION MACHINE
23:01 - Nuke: tilt door is decor
23:01 - Sntr: you're using it right now, mate
23:01 - Nuke: to the fukin upgrade stetion
23:01 - 42: sure is accurate irl
23:01 - Nuke: IT DOESNT WORK THEN
23:01 - Nuke: getout
23:01 - Nuke: what's wrong with tilted by 15deg door
23:02 - 42: tfw complaining over decorated stuff in alpha
23:02 - Nuke: ITS NOT OVERDECORATED
23:02 - Nuke: ITS A SINGLE FUCKING DOOR
23:03 - 42: tfw complaining at decorated stuff in alpha
23:03 - Nuke: how can i work in such conditions
23:03 - Nuke: GGGGGG
23:03 - Sntr: yup, it's a door
23:03 - Nuke: REEEEEEEE
23:03 - Nuke: REEEE
23:03 - 42: door ruins everything
23:03 - 42: fucking
23:03 - 42: door
23:03 - 42: ruins
23:03 - Nuke: what's wrong
23:03 - Nuke: with
23:03 - 42: our
23:03 - 42: life
23:03 - Nuke: fyckig
23:03 - Nuke: door
23:03 - Nuke: tell me
23:03 - 42: :V
23:03 - Nuke: what's fucking wrong with door
23:03 - Nuke: did door kill your relatives?
23:03 - Sntr: today at 11 PM
23:03 - 42: well its alpha
23:03 - Sntr: I saw a vision of clarity
23:04 - Nuke: CANT WE HAVE A SINGLE DOOR?!
23:04 - Sntr: a mere, 15 degree tilted door
23:04 - Sntr: but it was more than a door to me
23:04 - Nuke: okay ffs
23:04 - Nuke: make it straight
23:04 - Nuke: if you don't like 15deg tilt
23:04 - Sntr: this door was in fact symbolic to all the hardships I have ever encountered
23:05 - Sntr: locked away, pushed aside
23:05 - 42: lets actually keep the 15deg door
23:05 - 42: lmao
23:05 - Nuke: you were going to delete it seconds ago
23:05 - Sntr: yet a curious mind could stumble upon the door, open it
23:05 - Nuke: reeeeee
23:05 - Sntr: and reveal the misery that was to be locked away
23:05 - Nuke: Sntr, and find plain wall behind it
23:05 - Nuke: :B1:
23:06 - Sntr: those are powerful words, spoken by a door
23:06 - Sntr: it is not a door anymore
23:06 - Sntr: it's a gateway to my soul
23:06 - 42: are we in halloween
23:06 - Nuke: lmao
23:06 - Nuke: I want to send this to tf2m steam convos thread
23:07 - 42: no im doing it
23:07 - Nuke: but it just keeps getting funnier and foonier
23:07 - Nuke: HEY
23:07 - Sntr: but at some point, one must ask himself
23:07 - Sntr: why is the door at a 15 degree angle?
23:08 - Sntr: is the door coming loose, symbolizing an inevitable fall into madness?
23:08 - Sntr: is the amount itself, 15, the key component
23:08 - Sntr: the more I think about this door
23:08 - Nuke: Sntr, stahp
23:08 - Sntr: the more questions it raises
23:08 - Nuke: we need to throw this finished shit in tf2m
23:08 - Sntr: what a curious door, it is
23:09 - Sntr: it's simple design is like a siren's call to me
23:10 - Sntr: wait, I think I am putting the pieces together now
23:11 - Nuke: oh no this continues...
23:11 - Sntr: the door is at that angle because the weight of whatever atrocities hidden within is beginning to take its toll on the entire structure
23:13 - Nuke: are we done?
23:13 - 42: yes
23:13 - Nuke: Should I remove "(LIVE)" tag
23:13 - Nuke: lmao
23:13 - Nuke: k
23:13 - Sntr: yes, I will refrain from analyzing this curious door

TL;DR - don't detail in alpha if you're in collab, you'll die from laughter

22:18 - UEAKCrash: I'd like to file a bug report, Hammer crashes sometimes
22:19 - Jill: crash - stop harming hammer its had a rough life
22:19 - UEAKCrash: never

chin: LETS GO CHAMP
chin: LETS GO
heaving bosom: can i get a c
Tekku: C
heaving bosom: can i get an h
Tekku: U
heaving bosom: wait

5:47 PM - Freyja: but it's curved now
5:47 PM - Freyja: used to be straight
5:48 PM - RodionJenga: so did i

Taxicat: I'm going to try to summon him
Taxicat: crash crash crash
UEAKCrash entered chat.
Taxicat was kicked by UEAKCrash.
UEAKCrash left chat.

I wonder how her names would be when they no longer are restricted to ASCII.

/map cp_… fuck I gotta Google the Unicode table again