Why do you love steam convos?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fraz, Aug 31, 2009.

  1. LeSwordfish

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  2. stegarootbeer

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    10:56 PM - stegarootbeer: you getting grey eyce?
    10:57 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i've thought about dying my hair blonde or ginger
    11:00 PM - Ms. Mudpie: http://i.imgur.com/wW0yRSJ.gifv
    11:02 PM - Ms. Mudpie: anyway i'm gonna go start my morning and stuff
    11:02 PM - Ms. Mudpie: bbl
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    11:11 PM - Eyce: @steg a bit yeah. :|
    11:13 PM - stegarootbeer: are you older than crash?
    11:13 PM - stegarootbeer: or just like, early grey
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    11:13 PM - UEAKCrash: eat a diiiick
    11:13 PM - stegarootbeer: i had an unkle with white hair since childhood
    11:13 PM - UEAKCrash: I'm only 28
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  3. Zed

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    5:03 PM - Howling Techie: wait no you can
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    I'm not terribly quick on the draw.
     
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  4. Muddy

    aa Muddy Muddy

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    13:20 - Freyja: rip
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    13:21 - Jivvi: whups
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    13:21 - Freyja: hahaha
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    13:21 - ::Egan::: uhh..
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    13:21 - Freyja: kick it?
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    i think it broke
     
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  5. StickZer0

    aa StickZer0 💙💙💃💙💙

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    23:37 - aui: psy needs to stop making music videos and make better maps
     
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  6. 14bit

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    7:04 PM - Ynders: oh cool
    7:04 PM - Ynders: probably should've saved that
    7:05 PM - Ynders: why the fuck am I typing my thoughts into chat
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    Here's a really long one about chocolate and pasta:
    9:26 PM - Ms. Mudpie: hmm
    9:26 PM - Ms. Mudpie: should i have the first chocolate in my advent calendar now or wait till the morning
    9:27 PM - killohurtz: eat it now and then replace it with another chocolate for tomorrow
    9:27 PM - Ms. Mudpie: good plan
    9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: oh hey this one has jokes
    9:28 PM - phi: mudpie give me chocolate
    9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: what do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark
    9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: frost bite
    9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: well the chocolate was nice at least
    9:28 PM - aui: I thought it was gonna be a great white shark
    9:28 PM - phi: its the chocolate that counts
    9:28 PM - aui: wow im bad
    9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: phi i'll give u chocolate
    9:29 PM - phi: :O
    9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: but you gotta buy it
    9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: :~)
    9:29 PM - phi: wow
    9:29 PM - phi: rude
    9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
    9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: there's not enough chocolate in this house
    9:30 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i should buy some more
    9:30 PM - phi: theres not enough chocolate in this house either
    9:30 PM - phi: read: none
    9:30 PM - Geit: ehhh
    9:30 PM - Ms. Mudpie: hey phi let's go buy chocolate
    9:30 PM - phi: yes please
    9:30 PM - phi: when i come over there im gunna eat uk chocolate
    9:30 PM - Geit: EU server expires today and I need to renew the contract
    9:30 PM - Geit: but my card is on the other side of the room
    9:30 PM - Geit: :<
    9:30 PM - Ms. Mudpie: uk chocolate is pretty cool
    9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: rip geit
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    9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: hey geit if you pay for the sevrer we'll give you chocolate
    9:31 PM - Geit: unfortunately for you
    9:31 PM - Geit: I have a box of malteasers within arms reach
    9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: damn
    9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: actually so do i if you count my advent calendar
    9:32 PM - killohurtz: i have a bag of halloween themed 3 musketeers and a bag of rolos at my desk
    9:32 PM - aui: I have nothing at my desk
    9:32 PM - aui: no food that is
    9:32 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i have some empty cans of monster and some vitamins
    9:33 PM - aui: I could eat though
    9:33 PM - aui: I want pasta
    9:33 PM - aui: I only had a chicken burger thing for dinner
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    9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i have leftover pasta
    9:34 PM - aui: what kind of pasta
    9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i could eat that now but i already had some today
    9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: bolognese
    9:34 PM - aui: ship it
    9:34 PM - aui: right now
    9:34 PM - aui: pls
    9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: mudpie x spaghetti
    9:34 PM - Kwzby is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
    9:34 PM - phi: the best otp
    9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i do love spaghetti
    9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: but does it love me bac
    9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: k
    9:35 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i bet mississippi mud pie and spaghetti would go together horribly
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    9:35 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i should try making spaghetti carbonara one of these days
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    9:35 PM - Ms. Mudpie: that's some goooooood shit
    9:36 PM - phi: is that where you make spaghetti and pour carbonated beverage all over it
    9:36 PM - aui: gross
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    9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: spaghetti mountain dew
    9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: with a side order of doritos
    9:36 PM - phi: ew
    9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: for only the most euphoric of men
    9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: nah it's spaghetti with melted cheese and stuff
    9:36 PM - phi: i retract my previous statement
    9:36 PM - phi: and yea i know :p
    9:37 PM - aui: doesn't it usually have chicken or meat on it
    9:37 PM - Geit: Yeah Carbonara has egg and bacon
    9:37 PM - Ms. Mudpie: sometimes
    9:37 PM - Geit: sometimes cheese
    9:37 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i guess you can do what you like with it
    9:38 PM - Geit: carbonara basically means miner's dish
    9:38 PM - aui: w/ bacon and eggs sounds great
    9:38 PM - Ms. Mudpie: from a scale of 1 to Piers Morgan how much does this building look like a cock http://i.imgur.com/zSoXaEb.png
    9:38 PM - Exactol: i'd rate it a john cena
    9:39 PM - aui: so dirty
    9:39 PM - Exactol: [​IMG]
    9:39 PM - Geit: "Carbonara is an Italian pasta dish from Rome based on eggs, cheese, bacon, and black pepper. "
    9:39 PM - Ms. Mudpie: is John Cena a dick?
    9:39 PM - Ms. Mudpie: because i want to know if that rating is good or bad
    9:39 PM - aui: fuck now I really want pasta
    9:39 PM - aui: brb
    9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: fuck it if people think it looks like a cock i'll rename the control point Cock Shack
    9:40 PM - phi: i dont think it looks like a cock but do it anyways
    9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i need to get my mind out of the gutter
    9:40 PM - Geit: I don't think it looks like a cock
    9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: ok good
    9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: that means i can keep the capture point names
    9:41 PM - Ms. Mudpie: "the touch" and "the powaaah" respectively
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    9:41 PM - Geit: okay
    9:41 PM - Geit: chocolate is gone
    9:41 PM - Geit: :<
    9:41 PM - killohurtz: rip
    9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: https://twitter.com/CornOnTheGoblin/status/671518041096724480 unrelated
    9:42 PM - phi: god i want chocolate now
    9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: there's a 24/7 convenience store near my house
    9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i could go buy chocolate riiiiiiiight now
    9:42 PM - phi: dammit
    9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: but i'm in my pants and i don't feel like getting dressed
    9:43 PM - Ms. Mudpie: plus it's really cold outside
     
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  7. zahndah

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    Yrrzy: depends which shotgun
    Digaag Wa Riz: I don't know which one it was
    Digaag Wa Riz: But it sounded like this: PSHOOOOO
     
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  8. Osspial

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    Exactol: join the imp sheeple
    Ms. Mincepie: get in heeeeere
    phi the reindeer: im comingggg
    UEAKCrash: phrasing
     
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  9. LeSwordfish

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    Tuaam: GUYS
    Tuaam: wait i have to go
    Tuaam left chat.
     
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  10. LeSwordfish

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    Cartfridge: would your pingas swell up to double the size, resulting in a much better oragsm?
    psy: what a time to alt + tab in
     
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  11. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    Tuaam: please somebody disconnect
    BMO disconnected.
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    Your state is set to Offline.
     
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  12. Corvatile

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    Dubtrack chat implying that Tuaam will believe literally anything:


    corvatile
    this song reminds me of my first marriage
    tuaam you were married?
    tuaam wait how old are you?
    corvatile 34
    tuaam oh
    corvatile it only lasted 2 years
    tuaam What happened?
    corvatile she wasn't the girl i thought she was
    tuaam yeah, go on.
    corvatile she was from nigeria
    corvatile i paid her airline costs to get to England
    corvatile I went to meet her at the airport
    corvatile but she wasn't there
    tuaam wait
    corvatile I tried to contact her
    tuaam oh
    corvatile but she just apologised and said she missed the flight
    corvatile i paid for her airline ticket eight times
    corvatile but every time she missed the flight
    tuaam Did you ever meet her?
    corvatile that was when i realised
    corvatile she was actually a man from birmingham
    corvatile named brian
    tuaam ...
    corvatile honeymoon was still good though
    msmudpie "that's what led to my drinking problem"
    msmudpie *splashes water on face*
    tuaam wait corva are you serious?
    corvatile yeah
    tuaam ok
    corvatile it was a dark time in my life
    corvatile but i've moved on now
    corvatile i put it behind me
    corvatile i opened a sandwich shop in fulham
    corvatile and my business has overtaken his
    corvatile now who's the sad sap, brian? huh?
    tuaam But what about the honeymoon...
    corvatile let's just say it was very traditional
    tuaam riight
    corvatile brian may have been a dude but he was still the hottest person i have ever seen on a travel lodge bed wearing nothing but kebab sauce
    tuaam okay then
     
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  13. Fruity Snacks

    aa Fruity Snacks Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    Yeah his name is josh, ;p
     
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    A couple good one-liners from dubtrack

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    00:58 - ★ Spook Toque: What does chat ghosted mean?
    00:58 - idolon festive: its when steam silently disconnects everyone
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    00:58 - Freyja: 5 years ago someone was brutally murdered in this chat
    00:58 - idolon festive: you stop getting messages and you have to quit/rejoin to get back in
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    00:58 - killohurtz: ok then
    00:59 - yrr the reindeer: i think he mistook that for a threat freyja
    00:59 - Freyja: lol
     
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  18. iiboharz

    aa iiboharz eternally tired

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    King of the Snowgoons, Fr0z3nR: GESSUS CHRIST
    King of the Snowgoons, Fr0z3nR: IIBO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT WARRANTS 213.6 HRS INGAME IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS
     
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  19. LeSwordfish

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    Festive ODSP: Looking back at my old work, I still can't believe that I mashed up party rock and a xenoblade song.
     
  20. Lain

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    6:24 PM - bah, umbug: you had me at scat fetish
     
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