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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. "Solly in choke!" Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an appearance at the Train God's party "like a hippie" explained the scout, he also mentioned that Sniper asploded. Whatever that means, the dictionaries could not cope with meaty spaghetti code. When the Heavy borrowed Medic's parcel, Medic ate his voodoo-doll of a cultist, which proceeded to collect barrels full of sticky bags of bananas. The Medic tried to remove his parole ankle bracelet, but suddenly a biplane crashed in his favorite garden of lotus flowers. Enraged, the Medic removed his foot, and licked it violently. Using chainsaws to tickle his medical licence in elbow dropping seals, he bought a big box of laser-guided missiles headed towards Hogwarts during the 72h DDR Tournament, sponsored by Mountain Dew and Spencer Hearh. But they didn't expect the Spanish to come inquiring about garbanzo sales during these hard times. The Medic pulled out a Wiener Schnitzel when Steven Seagal showed Barbara Walters his 3meter Crash Statue made of pure australium and some hella dank memes.

45.8 years later everyone was dead, but noone cared but then again they really did. The story now involves mutating chickens so that they ended this story. Unfortunately, poor grammar
 

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. "Solly in choke!" Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an appearance at the Train God's party "like a hippie" explained the scout, he also mentioned that Sniper asploded. Whatever that means, the dictionaries could not cope with meaty spaghetti code. When the Heavy borrowed Medic's parcel, Medic ate his voodoo-doll of a cultist, which proceeded to collect barrels full of sticky bags of bananas. The Medic tried to remove his parole ankle bracelet, but suddenly a biplane crashed in his favorite garden of lotus flowers. Enraged, the Medic removed his foot, and licked it violently. Using chainsaws to tickle his medical licence in elbow dropping seals, he bought a big box of laser-guided missiles headed towards Hogwarts during the 72h DDR Tournament, sponsored by Mountain Dew and Spencer Hearh. But they didn't expect the Spanish to come inquiring about garbanzo sales during these hard times. The Medic pulled out a Wiener Schnitzel when Steven Seagal showed Barbara Walters his 3meter Crash Statue made of pure australium and some hella dank memes.

45.8 years later everyone was dead, but noone cared but then again they really did. The story now involves mutating chickens so that they ended this story. Unfortunately, poor grammar ended the story.
 

Zed

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In the old times, before the emperor was mentioned, everyone was happy. But then Narnia came and destroyed your Hammer map because Train God said so. Once wasn't even enough! Seeing this, the noble mapmaker decided to calm himself with potassium rich bananas, which he stuffed into his Space-Jam themed lunch box with bad tomatoes inside. "Solly in choke!" Then medic followed,"These taste like fish sticks and custard" because of reasons, morality and the physics of Boston Cream Pie. Crash, however, decided that the best pie is actually not available, so he kicked a bucket which caused the Swedish language to become binary. When he realized he didn't save his TC map, Crash brought destruction onto Train God. Using saws he studied for his latest challenge, the Bryce Mucket Challenge which features 69 buckets to kick all containing miniature clones of the Ice Bucket Challenge by the Old Ways of the nyan cats. As he was trying to make an appearance at the Train God's party "like a hippie" explained the scout, he also mentioned that Sniper asploded. Whatever that means, the dictionaries could not cope with meaty spaghetti code. When the Heavy borrowed Medic's parcel, Medic ate his voodoo-doll of a cultist, which proceeded to collect barrels full of sticky bags of bananas. The Medic tried to remove his parole ankle bracelet, but suddenly a biplane crashed in his favorite garden of lotus flowers. Enraged, the Medic removed his foot, and licked it violently. Using chainsaws to tickle his medical licence in elbow dropping seals, he bought a big box of laser-guided missiles headed towards Hogwarts during the 72h DDR Tournament, sponsored by Mountain Dew and Spencer Hearh. But they didn't expect the Spanish to come inquiring about garbanzo sales during these hard times. The Medic pulled out a Wiener Schnitzel when Steven Seagal showed Barbara Walters his 3meter Crash Statue made of pure australium and some hella dank memes.

45.8 years later everyone was dead, but noone cared but then again they really did. The story now involves mutating chickens so that they ended this story. Unfortunately, poor grammar ended the story. Not mutated chickens.
 
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