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radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death
 

Moonfixer

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Aug 23, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless
 

Zed

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
401
782
This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if it
 
Oct 6, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed
 
Nov 2, 2010
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
401
782
This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary