- Mar 6, 2013
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death