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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit
 

Empyre

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able
 

radarhead

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks
 

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris
 

Bunbun

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms
 

UKCS-Alias

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Sep 8, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17.
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the
 

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in
 
Oct 6, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie
 

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Nov 5, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or
 

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following