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  1. DrSquishy

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro
     
  2. RetroNuva10

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping
     
  3. Coding Ethan

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong
     
  6. Empyre

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.
     
  8. Empyre

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake,
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to
     
  10. nesman

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk
     
  12. Empyre

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour,
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos, and some delightful
     
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  15. Empyre

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos, and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered
     
  16. Tango

    aa Tango ‘Bout that beer I owed ya.

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos, and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees
     
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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so.
     
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    aa Tango ‘Bout that beer I owed ya.

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is aterrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered thathe brought the wrong colored dyefor said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store andbought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,andsome delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough suyrup. The merciful Walmart employees stoppedbeing so. Now the revolution
     
  20. Empyre

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    Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is aterrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered thathe brought the wrong colored dyefor said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store andbought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,andsome delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough suyrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the