Why do you love steam convos?

[Vel0city]

Wow there Crash. Nice title you have there. Everybody has new titles. Great. No more Server Staff and Site Staff. Just Staff. And Senior Staff. And Average Joe me.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

... And Average Joe me.

You're not me! I'm not average!

 

[Vel0city]

Your name is Joe?

Also, what's up with the off-center avatars? Especially the small ones are centered to the area they're in, instead of aligned to the left which gives it a cleaner look.

 

[NoodleCollie]

Don't forget aliases! They show you like the last ten names or something.

 

[Idolon]

Don't forget aliases! They show you like the last ten names or something.

I checked, and their alias list was blank.

And because this thread needs actual quotes:

2:01 PM - Howling Techie: why do programmers confuse christmas and halloween?
2:01 PM - prestige : no
2:01 PM - prestige : NO
2:01 PM - Howling Techie: Because DEC 25 == OCT 31
2:01 PM - prestige : i wont hear this fucking joke for the 10th time
2:01 PM - prestige : aaaaaa

 

[Freyja]

1:43 PM - Buddy Carson: I dont like TF2 much.
1:43 PM - Βlade x64: So why you in a chatroom for tf2 mappers?
1:43 PM - Freyja: Well this is tf2maps
1:44 PM - Buddy Carson: Oh I didnt even see that.
1:44 PM - Buddy Carson: Good work on the maps.
1:44 PM - Buddy Carson left chat.

 

[Tumby]

Digaag Wa Riz: Ok time for me to study for my hard-as-my-cock final then
Digaag Wa Riz: I immediately regret typing that

 

[takabuschik]

When Steam says "Never tell your password to anyone" it should also say "tell your username to everyone". It's super tiring to have friends who treat their steam name like a Facebook status. I can't find you in my friends list and in conversation it's like I'm at a masked ball.

I mean, I guess I could find out who you are by going to your profile, or tag you, or recognise your profile picture, but I'm in the middle of a game and I need to know before I answer the question of "wanna go get takeout".

But anyway, "the gas station" is an anagram for "hates toasting" so I reckon it was probably Berry.

C'mon, youre taking this Way too seriously. I never changed my name up to this point, and I did it because I got tired of that armadillo.
I don't have a facebook and I don't know what is a status. So I can assure you that it's not the way I treat it.

 

[Muddy]

2:11 AM - Yacan1: I can hear the ass crack through my monitor

There was context but I refuse to include it.

 

[Another Bad Pun]

~

Layl: gasp
Layl: second imp?
Layl: what is this, christmas?
iiboharz: merry impmas

 

[Idolon]

8:05 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: I need another editor tf2 no with engine.dll, because my steam account was VAC BANNED
8:05 PM - Layl: like trying to make a cake better by layering a layer of steak on top
8:05 PM - ido: what happened was that they had designed a game that was bigger than their budget actually allowed
8:06 PM - ido: and so they had to find different ways of actually pulling through with it
8:06 PM - Layl: Lilly if your account was vac banned you have to live with that
8:06 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: Blue skin
8:06 PM - Layl: there is no other editor
8:06 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: I mean new a maps
8:06 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: Or skins
8:06 PM - umb: wat
8:06 PM - ido: i heard there was a lot of asset reuse in the 2nd act
8:06 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: Ok
8:07 PM - Layl: Lilly what do you mean
8:07 PM - ido: so i imagine the budget issues are a part of that
8:07 PM - ido: (that's also why it became an act I - act II thing)
8:07 PM - Layl: the thing is broke age had a huge budget
8:07 PM - Layl: but they blew it all on famous voice actors
8:07 PM - Layl: and famous artists
8:07 PM - ido: compared to a lot of other games, not really
8:07 PM - ido: have you seen the documentary
8:07 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: I will do newer maps
8:07 PM - Layl: I have not seen the documentary no
8:08 PM - Digaag Wa Riz entered chat.
8:08 PM - Layl: I do know they got over 3 million $
8:08 PM - umb: Lilly, what are you asking for
8:08 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: i'm back
8:08 PM - ido: which really isnt a whole lot
8:08 PM - Layl: remember that FTL got 200k $
8:08 PM - ido: for quite a small studio
8:08 PM - Layl: rimworld got 268k $
8:08 PM - ido: they were asking for $400,000 and were planning to make a small mobile game
8:09 PM - Layl: and they feature creeped to hell with the new money in all the wrong places
8:09 PM - umb: it does feel like they severely mismanaged their budget
8:09 PM - Layl: they treated their indie game like a triple A game in the budget area doing all the things triple A does wrong with budget spending
8:09 PM - umb: regardless of whether it was big enough or not
8:10 PM - umb: I would've loved to play the game with no VA if the story had been better laid out and so on
8:10 PM - ido: they actually talk about that exact thing
8:10 PM - ido: with the voice actors
8:10 PM - Layl: I bring up FTL because they've established a great method for kickstarter funding
8:10 PM - Layl: you make the game you promised FIRST
8:10 PM - Layl: then you start adding things
8:11 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo disconnected.
8:11 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo entered chat.
8:12 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: This my steam account was VAC Banned, but then It has Been deleted by valve. i have friends from valve. i'm not hacker or cheater
8:12 PM - abp is now playing Team Fortress 2 Classic. Click here to join.
8:12 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: I have new editor on maps tf2
8:12 PM - ido: my dad works for nintendo
8:12 PM - Layl: my dad is gabe newell
8:12 PM - umb: what does that mean
8:12 PM - umb: I
8:12 PM - umb: I don't know what an editor on maps tf2 is
8:12 PM - Ms. Mudpie: my dad works for team fortress
8:13 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: On singleplayer
8:13 PM - ido: my mom IS team fortress
8:13 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: Multiplayer that's risk
8:13 PM - Layl: tf2 has singleplayer?
8:13 PM - umb: singleplayer? what?
8:13 PM - ido: the great class dash
8:13 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: With bots
8:13 PM - umb: ok
8:13 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo: Training
8:14 PM - umb: but I wanna know, what do you mean when you say "I have new editor on maps tf2
"
8:14 PM - ido: my friend's texts are making about as much sense as what you're saying
8:14 PM - ooo) Lilly (ooo left chat.
8:14 PM - ido: "Get to my house soon, I need to get a new song ack of zig zags"
8:14 PM - umb: WHAT ON EARTH

 

[Vel0city]

I want to know what Lilly was smoking. I want some of that.

 

[takabuschik]

Wait a second. If he was VAC banned, how was he...

...But in the chat...​

...VAC bans your account but he...

...He said he was deleted, yet he is still...​

...How did he type all this if he is banned?

 

[Psy]

I thought a VAC ban prevented you from playing on VAC-secured servers and that's about it. You could still send messages and spam chat with nonsense to your heart's content.

 

[Kube]

7:31 PM - ::Egan::: oh thats what that was - i turned my radial dish heater on and it was burning a plastic bag and i was smelling that while eating crackers so they tasted like melting plasitc [Jake emoji]

Why even bother anymore

 

[Vel0city]

8:39 PM - [NL] dakpan: well lump 8 stores lightmap data, so something in the bsp that has to do with lightmaps is leaking memory. and the other was lump 53 huh.
8:39 PM - Controversial Fridge Magnet joined the chat.
8:40 PM - Lλg (me): I know that, I saw that on the VDC. it writes some of the lightmap data to RAM when it loads a new map and then it can't allocate the rest and crashes the game.
8:40 PM - Controversial Fridge Magnet: NO YOU DOOFUS YOU'RE THE ONE SELLING THEM FOR SUCH A FRICKING HIGH PRICE. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW NOBODY WANTS TO BUY THAT SHIT.
8:40 PM - Lλg: and yeah lump 53. 53 is HDR data though which I don't have on, so dunno why that's crashing.
8:41 PM - Controversial Fridge Magnet: whoops wrong chat.
8:41 PM - Controversial Fridge Magnet: ignore that pls.
8:41 PM - Lλg: ehm...
8:41 PM - Controversial Fridge Magnet: how did I even end up in here.
8:41 PM - Lλg : idk
8:41 PM - Controversial Fridge Magnet: sorry for that.
8:41 PM - Controversial Fridge Magnet left the chat.
8:42 PM - hail santa: what was that about
8:42 PM - Lλg: No idea, but now I want to know what the "Doofus" was selling.
8:42 PM - [NL] dakpan: lol
8:42 PM - Lλg: that was an awesome name though. Controversial Fridge Magnet, who comes up with that.
8:42 PM - hail santa: lol a guy in one of Muselk's recent videos was called that. somebody saw that and thought hey I can use that too
8:42 PM - Lλg: also why is an aussie in an EU chatroom. also yay for name imitation.
8:42 PM -[NL] dakpan: or he's the same guy in which case we just witnessed a person from the other side of the globe talking shit to a guy whos probably also on the other side of the globe
8:43 PM - Lλg: lol

I was talking english to [NL] dakpan because of hail santa's inability to speak Dutch even though both dakpan and I are Dutch.

 

[Fantaboi]

11:13 - Turbo Lover: Eurovision sucks
11:13 - Fantasmos: u suck
11:13 - Turbo Lover: no eu

 

[radarhead]

11:13 - Turbo Lover: Eurovision sucks
11:13 - Fantasmos: u suck
11:13 - Turbo Lover: no eu

Eurovision is the new pyrovision

 

[Pocket]

Oh hey, if we ever do a gimmick contest to make a pyrovision-themed map, we could call it the "Pyrovision Map Contest" and parody the Eurovision logo.

 

[radarhead]

Oh hey, if we ever do a gimmick contest to make a pyrovision-themed map, we could call it the "Pyrovision Map Contest" and parody the Eurovision logo.

Sounds like a fun contest!