Why do you love steam convos?

[Kube]

23:06 - Darren: have a good night
23:06 - Darren: and remember to meme
23:06 - Darren: everyday
23:06 - Darren left chat.


Darren's trying to turn his memeing into a meme itself and I am fully prepared to oblige.

I swear, one day I'm going to wake up and find myself tied to a wooden chair in some dark moldy basement. And Darren is going to emerge around the corner, slowly crouch down to my left ear, and whisper:

well aren't you some bad luck brian?

 

[LeSwordfish]

Corvatile: i told steam i was from manchester and the download speed increased
Corvatile: i'm not sure it was worth it though
Corvatile: manchester

 

[DrLambda]

DrLambda: man, comments on the steam workshop are like youtube comments without the political lunatics
DrLambda: i have read every single one on hierarch, but i have the feeling i'd have the same amount of information if i just read the first one

 

[Bogdy]

DrLambda: man, comments on the steam workshop are like youtube comments without the political lunatics
DrLambda: i have read every single one on hierarch, but i have the feeling i'd have the same amount of information if i just read the first one

I can already guess the rest are "VALVE ADD THIS PLEASE" and "YOU HAVE BEEN SPOOKED BY THE SKELINGTON"

 

[Crowbar]

Did you know how to summon @Crash? Just make your hammer crash and tell about it everyone.

 

[Aeix]

13:42 - Aeix: the only anime I have ever seen is hentai

Glad to know this found its way here!

 

[Muddy]

22:58 - Darren: isnt smegma that lava pokemon that is a snail

 

[Zed]

22:58 - Darren: isnt smegma that lava pokemon that is a snail

Didn't somebody else make that joke a long time ago?

 

[Muddy]

Eh, still made me laugh

 

[Zed]

4:21 PM - zedxenon: !tf2m smegma

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Macgargo

 

[Zed]

Smegma

 

[Berry]

Didn't somebody else make that joke a long time ago?

Yupperooni

4:23 PM - Flytnn: isn't smegma a pokemon

 

[Pocket]

I used to think "pingas" was referring to the Pokemon that's a penguin.

 

[Fantaboi]

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VBot Just likes to have fun

 

[phi]

this made me giggle

12:37 AM - phi: i am tired and going to eat cereal i think
12:39 AM - Fantasmos: weetbix crunch = best cereal
12:39 AM - Fantasmos: *what-bix fuck i'm a horrible speller
12:39 AM - phi: I thought you meant weetabix initially, lol
12:40 AM - phi: That is an actual cereal
12:40 AM - Fantasmos: heh
12:40 AM - phi: But I find no results for what-bix
12:40 AM - phi: so maybe its an offbrand weetabix
12:40 AM - Fantasmos: *wheat-bix
12:40 AM - Fantasmos: my bad
12:40 AM - phi: lmao
12:40 AM - phi: there we go
12:41 AM - phi: wait
12:41 AM - phi: i found a cereal called weet-bix
12:41 AM - phi: is that what you meant
12:41 AM - Fantasmos: nope 100% wheat-bix
12:41 AM - Fantasmos: no wait
12:41 AM - Fantasmos: it is weet-bix
12:42 AM - phi: AMAZING
12:42 AM - phi: we have gone full circle
12:42 AM - Fantasmos: I.... I need a moment

weetbix -> what-bix -> wheat-bix -> weet-bix

 

[Pocket]

If you made a cereal for anime nerds it could be called Weeabix

 

[LeSwordfish]

From Muddy's twitter feed, since nobody else wants to post it for some reason:

 

[Fruity Snacks]

4:37 PM - Tuaam: Humans are 90% human
4:37 PM - Tuaam: fucking casuals
4:37 PM - Fr0z3nR - DnD until Thurs: whats the other 10%
4:37 PM - Tuaam: Wait shit

 

[Psy]

19:11 - Dr. Orange: I don't feel like bumwee.