Why do you love steam convos?

[LeSwordfish]

Shanghai_Minion entered chat.
RodionJenga: you've had a lot of sausage over the past 24 hours
Shanghai_Minion left chat.

 

[chin]

18:45 - ido: i dropped my monster condoms that i use for my magnum dong

 

[Zed]

 

[Crowbar]

What about dead spider in soap? Does anyone have the chat open that long?

 

[Corvatile]

What about dead spider in soap? Does anyone have the chat open that long?

It was soup, not soap.

Don't be ridiculous.

 

[RodionJenga]

RodionJenga: you've had a lot of sausage over the past 24 hours

I swear that made sense in context

 

[Crowbar]

It was soup, not soap.

Mate, that's even more gross. Still, don't you/anyone have the exact quote?

 

[StickZer0]

11:31 - RodionJenga: that is one sexy corpse, tho

 

[RodionJenga]

Noooooooo

Spoiler: Context

Muddy: http://i.imgur.com/Xh3rWXu.jpg first screenshot i've found of dark souls 3
Muddy: (no spoilers so it's ok)
RodionJenga: i feel spoilered
Puffbit~: i'll spoil u
Muddy: ~
Muddy: http://i.imgur.com/XMu3Bf6.jpg kitty
RodionJenga: ooooh~
RodionJenga: that is one sexy corpse, tho

 

[Hyperion]

Spoiler

 

[LeSwordfish]

Darren: I tried to make some undertale hentai
Darren: but nobody came
Darren: k i stop now
Yrrzy: ok

 

[Zed]

ok

 

[Idolon]

5:32 PM - Corvatile: the people on the server atm are fucking assholes
5:33 PM - Yrrzy: whatre they doing
5:33 PM - umbratile: anal

 

[Osspial]

We had decided to share embarrassing stories in chat. This was the first one.

PaperPlayerX: so this one time
PaperPlayerX: in the 90's
LeSwordfish: thanks tuaam
PaperPlayerX: my parents were staying at a hotel, when they discovered a hobo walking funny in some plaza (i dunno)
PaperPlayerX: then they noticed that he stopped
PaperPlayerX: he started shaking his legs
PaperPlayerX: and literal fucking turds fell out of his pants legs
Mathyaz is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
PaperPlayerX: like crusty ass hobo turds
Osspial: eugh
NickTF: wut
PaperPlayerX: but that wasnt the worst of it
PaperPlayerX: (the best of it, i should say)
PaperPlayerX: they needed to make sure people didnt step in it
PaperPlayerX: but they didnt have caution tape
PaperPlayerX: SO
PaperPlayerX: they brough out tHE FUCKING RED ROPE
NickTF: LOL
NickTF: dX
PaperPlayerX: AND ROPED OFF THE TURD LIKE AN ANCHIENT ARTIFACT

 

[StickZer0]

13:42 - Aeix: the only anime I have ever seen is hentai

 

[Muddy]

same tbh

 

[Crowbar]

Does @DrLambda really think that if I made a map set in USSR/Russia I would intentionally give advantage to defenders just because I'm a Russian? It's not that I'm offended, more like a joke about Russians self esteem (if it's a word in that context).

 

[DrLambda]

I was mostly jokingly referencing the fact that like every military invasion of Russia failed because of multiple reasons (Check this wikipedia article.)

 

[Crowbar]

I was mostly jokingly referencing the fact that like every military invasion of Russia failed because of multiple reasons (Check this wikipedia article.)

Still, I prefer map balance to historical preciseness. As I said once, TF2 is unrealistic in almost every way it can be unrealistic at. My apologies for the accusation.

 

[DrLambda]

It was a joke. I literally forgot it about 10 seconds after i wrote it down.