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Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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The kiteracer fell into my well, together with a bell and my girlfriend from hell. Might as well be going to tell my friends farewell, isn't that swell? No-one can tell that this mat on which I've sat has a smell. OH WELL. Time to really yell, "O! Hell!" as eating an orange atop Mount Blorenge. While a monkey plays a funky space jam theme, Strawberries and Cream makes one scream as if in a bad dream.

"Oh wait! up!" That bait... STOP! Let the bass destroy your hearing when it drops, while it flops and then stops. DJ Mad Man had a van that he named CJ little van. This baby man was a fan of "Dan Ran", a one man with a pan. Suddenly ninjas entered and kidnapped the spy's fruit snacks, leaving him heaving while weaving a little suit for the Heavy Weapons buyer, insane! Amazing! Great deals at Saxton Hale Pancakes! When you buy a Sniper rifle,
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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The kiteracer fell into my well, together with a bell and my girlfriend from hell. Might as well be going to tell my friends farewell, isn't that swell? No-one can tell that this mat on which I've sat has a smell. OH WELL. Time to really yell, "O! Hell!" as eating an orange atop Mount Blorenge. While a monkey plays a funky space jam theme, Strawberries and Cream makes one scream as if in a bad dream.

"Oh wait! up!" That bait... STOP! Let the bass destroy your hearing when it drops, while it flops and then stops. DJ Mad Man had a van that he named CJ little van. This baby man was a fan of "Dan Ran", a one man with a pan. Suddenly ninjas entered and kidnapped the spy's fruit snacks, leaving him heaving while weaving a little suit for the Heavy Weapons buyer, insane! Amazing! Great deals at Saxton Hale Pancakes! When you buy a Sniper rifle, the rhyme breaks!
 

Kraken

Few more zeros and ones for the site to proccess
Dec 21, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce.
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow
 
Oct 6, 2008
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had
 

chemelia

yndersn't
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May 11, 2014
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This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans?
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade